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#1231 - verbaljordan (07/10/2010) [-]
In a zombie apocalypse i wouldn't be a pussy, there wouldn't be restraints to hold me back ether. Everyone's dead except me and i would rather die faster killing some zombies then run like a bitch. Thumbs down this queers post!
User avatar #1247 to #1231 - psychostriker (07/10/2010) [-]
-1 thumb. why?
"Thumbs down this queers post!" reverse-psychology is a bitch.

however you make a very good point verbaljordan: if you're potentially the last one left facing a horde of zombies that may not be easily visible, you would want to either
1) try and take them out/hit & run till you find a place to hide out (however unlikely), or
2) run for your life.
Realistically, I would probably run for my life till i find someone else, then use them as bait (i expect them to do the same with me). After all:
"You don't have to outrun the zombies, just whoever is with you."
#1296 to #1247 - verbaljordan (07/21/2010) [-]
But eventually you will have to hide and sooner or later you will hide for to long in one place, and zombies will pick up on your sent and swarm and your stuck in some place with limited supplies leading you to die a slow death of starvation.

I would want to die faster and in a crowd of zombies cause its a cooler way of dying.

Your plan would be partially good except that my scenario was that if you were the last survivor and not other people alive,

You get a free thumbs up tough.

:D
User avatar #1297 to #1296 - psychostriker (07/21/2010) [-]
why thank you for the thumb up!

and i hope that, should myself and a few others be tailed by zombies and someone needs to distract them with only a grenade and a bladed weapon, i say "chill the fuck out...i got dis" and go out slashing zombies as they bite me, and before they completely devour me, i pull the pin on the grenade and blow up myself and several other zombies, dying in a blaze of mental glory.
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