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User avatar #209 - WaterGod (07/09/2010) [-]
my god these are funny but if i met that girl i would have to bludgeon her to death with a spoon yes a spoon to make it last longer
#216 to #209 - pkmn **User deleted account** (07/09/2010) [-]
Well see, heres the problem. Bludgening her to death with a spoon would make it last longer, but she'd be alive and talking around you... much longer. That doesn't sound pleasent to me, so I'd have to go with a quicker death, just so i wouldn't have to hear her talk so much. One probably could use Chloroform, but then she'd just be passed out and unconsious, like if she'd been beaten with something a little heavier, say, a golf club. Or a computer. Or a large dog. Or a barrel.

Just some thoughts.
#223 to #216 - Imagine (07/09/2010) [-]
If your going to use chloroform you'd have to rape her otherwise your method would be incorrect.
#219 to #216 - SadisticApprentice **User deleted account** (07/09/2010) [-]
why not use a spork?
#233 to #219 - anonymous (07/09/2010) [-]
or you could duct tape her mouth shut and cut her with a ball
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