This summer, I decided to abandon
my social life and play through
every Final Fantasy that I own.
BEST. IDEA. EVER.
And now that my mind is bogged with useless
opinions of Final Fantasy. So what do I do?
POST ABOUT IT! YAYAYYA.
Lets get started!
Final Fantasy 8
This look familiar? It should, and if it doesn' t,
you're missing out. This is the first picture
of and Fantasy 8 after clicking, 'New Game".
What makes it so awesome? Probably the
intro song, --nun Fatale, a min choral piece
with haunting notes as the scene changes to
a field where we find Kilian, playing with feathers,
and one of those feathers turns into a spinning
gunblade that falls from the sky and pierces
the ground. Vete introduced to Squall and Safer
during their battle where they give each other
hatching scars while the haunting chants of
Taekai Faisal" echoes in our ears,
its inciting awesome, and if you dont think
its the best Final Fantasy beginning, you eat
kittens for breakfast. You are a bad person.
Final Fantasy Tactics
No, no, no, rial Don' t stop reading! Just hear me out
The Tactics battle system is so SIMPLE.
wake given is range, you can boost that range
with some leveling, and that' s pretty much it
Don' t get me wrong Have the mama system
of an and even the functioning in FFA isn' t too
bad. But let' s face it: Fitting all the materia just
while leveling that mama depending on what
weapon you' re using is kind of a hassle.
And while use battle system has its perks,
figuring out what Junctures the best (auto is
overrated) takes time, and time is money.
Tactics is so simple it makes me vomit blood
and I love it
It goes without saying that this "Best" had no
decent competition against the mighty sephiroth
Have you played Final Fantasy " Have you seen
what mm does to Cloud? let me tell you:
Mother fucking MIND GAMES
sephiroth rips cloud's memories away from him
and tells him they arent real.
He tears cloud apart psychologically, twisting
his psyche until it maps and he turns into a
zombie that cant think, feel, or have any clue
who he is anymore. He changes cloud mentally,
manipulates him on several occasions to do his
bidding, and, oh yeah, hes going to destroy the
characters roman This baths: permanently
kills one of clouds girlfriends, so if the mind games
weren' t enough, there' s always that.
More on that later,
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why] like this weapon so much. Probably
because it' s not a sword, gun, or gloves for
mi has a really decent variety of
weapons; from Quisha' s' whip to squall's gunblade
But illness weapon is a projectile launcher
that' s mounted on her arm.
shes it fighter (my personal favorite)
and shoots off a variety of sharpened boomerang
at her enemy. I' m sorry, but last I checked,
warn are cool. Plus, her dog, Angelo,
shows up once in a while and assists in battle.
And dogs are cool too.
The Ice Queen has been a recurring summon
since Final Fantasy 5, but my favorite rendition
your summons to their full potential with Tuna.
out, and she freezes her enemy with either her
looks or her magic, I' m not really sure which.
Iguess you could say she' s really cool.
Wow do you prove that you exist...?
Maybe we dont exist..."
That daunting truth chills me a little everytime
Best Final Fantasy quote was Rikku from FIX
with, "Memories are nice, but that' s all
they are Memories"
liaise live by that quote.
Rikku, ITAL and
To be fair, I know that there are pretty much
two teams for Rina: A team that loves her,
and the team that hates her (there' s probably
an "I dont really care" team, but I' m trying to
make apoint). I' m the former. This trilingual,
Al shed beauty
has an infectious optimism, is adorable and spunky,
cares about everyone, and wants nothing
more than for her , Tuna, to be safe
by the end of Fm shes my favorite ,
Best/ Most Tragic Death:
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