Porn Star (All Star Parody). Parody of one of the most popular songs of the early 2000's. Wrote this awhile ago, inspired to upload by the Meme Rhapsody. Porn S Porn stars lose the game all over their faces
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Porn Star (All Star Parody)

Porn Star (All Star Parody). Parody of one of the most popular songs of the early 2000's. Wrote this awhile ago, inspired to upload by the Meme Rhapsody. Porn S

Parody of one of the most popular songs of the early 2000's. Wrote this awhile ago, inspired to upload by the Meme Rhapsody

Porn Star'
Te the tune Star by Smash Mouth
My daddy anee told me the world will wanna blow me
Because i' m good at giving head.
She was leeking kinda dumb with a
finger up her bum and seme
white gooey crap en her forehead.
Well, the disks start and they gem stop shaving
Dove fer the eeugh but I hit the ground making
Didn' t make sense just try faek fer fun
Yaar ass gets smarts and your hands get numb.
Se much m m much m squeeze,
let' s make mete trash in an alley
Wu' ll never knew if you gem blew
We' ll never shine if you gm; shew
Hey new, we' re a porn star
Get yew straiten and get laid
Hey new, an adult star,
With Hugh Hefner ytou' ll get paid
And yau' vtr got clitoris geld]
Pornographic stars make the mast
its a eell glass, at the Playboy Mansion
if . a girl, er a guy er a Marilyn
But the media makes me a winner,
muse my hole is a place fer .
what I just ate, would make you pretty sick
but I' ll take anything that comes frem a dick
He had Viagra, new i get seres,
Straight from the back of the videa stere
The condems will get frayed
Hey new, an adult star
Some babies will get made
And yau' vtr got criteria geld]
Pornographic stars make the mast
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Submitted: 07/07/2010
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#5 - TenaciousThomas (07/27/2010) [-]
Simply epic! Who else read this to the exact tune of the song? xD Oh- and shrek (the first one ofc) was one of the best movies EVAR!!!
User avatar #3 - Jesi (07/27/2010) [-]
Nice. ;D
#6 - Thedarkhearted (07/27/2010) [-]
i went to you tube so i could here the song and sing this to it
User avatar #4 - WakaTakaBang (07/27/2010) [-]
OC!!!!! And its hilarious! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D Front page worthy
#1 - anonexplains (07/07/2010) [+] (1 reply)
It fits with the song so well
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