Cannibal Jokes with Hannibal Lecter 2. Decided NOT to make another post, so I put the jokes I was gonna use into comment form for you here:<br /> www.funn hannibal lecter is one bad ass motherfucker
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Cannibal Jokes with Hannibal Lecter 2

Decided NOT to make another post, so I put the jokes I was gonna use into comment form for you here:<br />
www.funnyjunk.com/showcomment/8091016/#c127

Agent sterling, when
do cannibal: leave
testable?
When everyone' s eaten.
why don' t cannibal:
eat comedians?
sowhat did the
cannibal
he carfull?
icouldn' t eat another mortal.
Wanna hear one of
my favorite cannibal
Jokes?
Two cannibal: were having
thei dinner. one said tothe
other" I don' t like yam
friend."
The other one said, "well. put
side andjust eat
the potatoes."
What happens if you
upset a cannibal?
You get into hot water.
How can you helps
starving cannibal?
a hand I
Why do cannibal:
make suitcases out
of people' s heads?
Because they' re headcases.
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Submitted: 07/07/2010
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User avatar #54 - HolyArachnid (07/07/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Two cannibals have killed a man and are debating how they should eat him. One says to the other, "Okay, why don't you start at the feet and I'll start at the head, and we'll meet in the middle?" The second one says, "Sure, great idea!"

A few minutes later, as the two are chowing down, the first cannibal says to the second one, "How're you doing down there? Feet giving you much trouble?"

The second one says, "Oh, no, I'm having a ball!"

"Whoa," the first one exclaims, "you sure can eat fast!"
User avatar #32 - SuperNazi (07/07/2010) [+] (3 replies)
cannibal's menu: athlete 20$
teacher 25$
politician 200$

why is the politician so much more?


they are so full of **** , it takes forever to clean them out
User avatar #135 - CelticFan (07/08/2010) [-]
Why don't Jewish cannibals eat Germans?

They give them gas
User avatar #116 - Dummi (07/08/2010) [-]
A cannibals dilemma: If God didn't want us to eat people why did he make them out of meat?
User avatar #127 - airguitar (07/08/2010) [+] (1 reply)
- Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force? ......... He said he wanted to grill his suspects.

- What does a cannibal call a skateboarder? ....... Meals on wheels.

- What's the definition of a cannibal? ......... Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!

- What is the cannibals' favorite game? ........ Swallow the Leader.

- What do cannibals call a phone book? ........ A menu.
User avatar #46 - RockLobster (07/07/2010) [+] (2 replies)
1.) Why will nobody go on a date with a cannibal?
2.) Why?
3.) It costs them an arm and a leg!
#49 to #46 - pizzabob (07/07/2010) [-]
What is a cannibal's favorite game?
Swallow the leader.
User avatar #108 - LordofBobz (07/08/2010) [-]
These two cannibals kill a missionary. They argue for a while about how to divide him up, when finally, one of them says, "Okay. You start at the head and I'll start at the feet."

So they begin their tasty feast. After a while one of them says, "Hey, this is really great. I'm having a ball."

"Slow down!" cries the other cannibal "You're eating too fast!"
#137 - LtShinnySides **User deleted account** (07/08/2010) [-]
Why don't cannibals eat lairs?

Cause they are always full of **** .

User avatar #136 - PedoLOLCAT (07/08/2010) [+] (1 reply)
What does a Cannibal Get when Hes Late For Lunch?

The cold Shoulder
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#51 - ChrisJerk **User deleted account** (07/07/2010) [+] (2 replies)
In the part of the joke where she looks disgusted, is that the part when the guy throws his jizz at her? Hah
User avatar #6 - Bacula (07/07/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Hannibal Lecter for the ******* win.
User avatar #10 to #6 - airguitar (07/07/2010) [-]
I had to pick out the right clips for the faces in the jokes and i got so into it I ended up watching 3/4 of the movie over ^.^
#56 - nubbnubb (07/07/2010) [-]
What's the ultimate definition of trust?


Letting a cannibal give you a blowjob.
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#68 - Matchew **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (4 replies)
User avatar #52 - TheCanadianBeaver (07/07/2010) [-]
******* funny, very clever
#130 - anonymous (07/08/2010) [+] (1 reply)
What is the definition of trust?

What?


Two Cannibals giving each other a blowjob.
#132 to #130 - jtylerg **User deleted account** (07/08/2010) [-]
thats from the last compilation...
User avatar #86 - Pedos (07/08/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Cannibals capture three men The men are told that they will be skinned and eaten and then their skin will be used to make canoes. Then they are each given a final request The first man asks to be killed as quickly and painlessly as possible His request is granted and they poison him The second man asks for paper and a pen so that he can write a farewell letter to his family This request is granted and after he writes his letter they kill him saving his skin for their canoes Now it is the third mans turn He asks for a fork The cannibals are confused but it is his final request so they give him a fork As soon as he has the fork he begins stabbing himself all over and shouts To hell with your canoes
#126 - Reafia **User deleted account** (07/08/2010) [-]
It rubs the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again
User avatar #98 - JAlbastlkr (07/08/2010) [+] (6 replies)
doubles and you deticate your next post to me
*roll 4*
User avatar #100 to #99 - JAlbastlkr (07/08/2010) [-]
omg **** !!...
see kids...this is why you dont drink and attempt to rol...
****** new castles...
User avatar #60 - JeffreyDahmer (07/07/2010) [-]
Back in my day, us cannibals were scary, not funny!
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