Cannibal Jokes with Hannibal Lecter 2. Decided NOT to make another post, so I put the jokes I was gonna use into comment form for you here:<br /> /showcom hannibal lecter is one bad ass motherfucker
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Cannibal Jokes with Hannibal Lecter 2

Cannibal Jokes with Hannibal Lecter 2. Decided NOT to make another post, so I put the jokes I was gonna use into comment form for you here:<br /> /showcom

Decided NOT to make another post, so I put the jokes I was gonna use into comment form for you here:<br />

Agent sterling, when
do cannibal: leave
When everyone' s eaten.
why don' t cannibal:
eat comedians?
sowhat did the
he carfull?
icouldn' t eat another mortal.
Wanna hear one of
my favorite cannibal
Two cannibal: were having
thei dinner. one said tothe
other" I don' t like yam
The other one said, "well. put
side andjust eat
the potatoes."
What happens if you
upset a cannibal?
You get into hot water.
How can you helps
starving cannibal?
a hand I
Why do cannibal:
make suitcases out
of people' s heads?
Because they' re headcases.
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User avatar #54 - HolyArachnid
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Two cannibals have killed a man and are debating how they should eat him. One says to the other, "Okay, why don't you start at the feet and I'll start at the head, and we'll meet in the middle?" The second one says, "Sure, great idea!"

A few minutes later, as the two are chowing down, the first cannibal says to the second one, "How're you doing down there? Feet giving you much trouble?"

The second one says, "Oh, no, I'm having a ball!"

"Whoa," the first one exclaims, "you sure can eat fast!"
#55 to #54 - anon id: 8c98a60f
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#78 to #54 - RabiDog **User deleted account**
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yummeh and funneh
User avatar #59 to #54 - JeffreyDahmer
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I tell ya, i appreciate a good cannibal joke every now and then
User avatar #32 - SuperNazi
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cannibal's menu: athlete 20$
teacher 25$
politician 200$

why is the politician so much more?

they are so full of ****, it takes forever to clean them out
#35 to #32 - anon id: a5e526cf
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children: 500$

they have that tender taste like veal =D
User avatar #57 to #32 - HoratioC
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haha idk why but your comment reminded me of Sweeney Todd
#43 to #32 - UnderageOverdose **User deleted account**
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User avatar #135 - CelticFan
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Why don't Jewish cannibals eat Germans?

They give them gas
User avatar #116 - Dummi
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A cannibals dilemma: If God didn't want us to eat people why did he make them out of meat?
User avatar #127 - airguitar [OP]
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- Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force? ......... He said he wanted to grill his suspects.

- What does a cannibal call a skateboarder? ....... Meals on wheels.

- What's the definition of a cannibal? ......... Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!

- What is the cannibals' favorite game? ........ Swallow the Leader.

- What do cannibals call a phone book? ........ A menu.
#131 to #127 - Superhellokittyman **User deleted account**
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hahahaha swallow the leader thats so awesome
User avatar #46 - RockLobster
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1.) Why will nobody go on a date with a cannibal?
2.) Why?
3.) It costs them an arm and a leg!
#49 to #46 - pizzabob
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What is a cannibal's favorite game?
Swallow the leader.
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That's your moms favorite game too ;D
User avatar #108 - LordofBobz
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These two cannibals kill a missionary. They argue for a while about how to divide him up, when finally, one of them says, "Okay. You start at the head and I'll start at the feet."

So they begin their tasty feast. After a while one of them says, "Hey, this is really great. I'm having a ball."

"Slow down!" cries the other cannibal "You're eating too fast!"
#137 - LtShinnySides **User deleted account**
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Why don't cannibals eat lairs?

Cause they are always full of ****.

User avatar #136 - PedoLOLCAT
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What does a Cannibal Get when Hes Late For Lunch?

The cold Shoulder
#139 to #136 - Demykins **User deleted account**
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he already did that -.-
#51 - ChrisJerk **User deleted account**
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In the part of the joke where she looks disgusted, is that the part when the guy throws his jizz at her? Hah
#58 to #51 - sunshin
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nah i think its the next scene where she is walking away
#61 to #58 - ChrisJerk **User deleted account**
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Hah oh ok cause all I can remember from that movie is that she sees some dude totally fapping & then SLAP! She gets jizz thrown at her! Hah