twilight = creepy

#72 - anonymous (10/18/2009)

The actual conversation: (Between a local fisherman named Dan Gesko and so called "Edward")
Edward- Ive been watching you sleep.
Dan-Im calling the cops.
Edward-No, its a romantic gesture.
Dan-The hell it is, get out.
Edward-Ill see you later.*flies out of window.
3 minutes later-Police woman-What is the nature your call?
Dan-Yeah hello id like to report an escaped Jonas Brother.
Police woman-GINA TO DISPATCH WE HAVE A PROBLEM!

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#68 - drollhumor (10/09/2009)

I've noticed for all the people who claim to loathe Twilight and can't stand the sight of anything affiliated with it, there is an awful lot of bashing which requires knowledge of it to then talk about it constantly. Like Negative Twilight Fans; same topic, same level of annoyance and frequency, they just feel righteous about hating something overly-popular. I too hate Twilight, but there has to be a limit or else we become what we mock!

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#73 to #68 - anonymous (11/10/2009)

We only know so much about the shit because Twihards keep jamming it down our throats!

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#70 to #68 - anonymous (10/09/2009)

at least we dont sparkle like they do

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#67 - JasmineSS (10/09/2009)

Hey you don't talk to edawrd ike that he hot he my so levae him alone oyore you fired i mean u all of u guys so PPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCEEEEEEE EEE

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#69 to #67 - xXxPRINCESSxXx (10/09/2009)

Do you even know how to speak...or rather type in English? Hell, I type better than that when I'm drunk off my ass.

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#64 - anonymous (10/09/2009)

that is so cool

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#63 - MrFlappers (10/09/2009)

ok rly #42 shut up...actually everyone shut up twilght sux ok we all fucking get it already....#41 is right tho the twilight shit is rly getting old, if u wanna rip on something continusly then go to 4chan where you can post threads apon threads of twilght burns...serious if we all want to the old funny junk to come back then shit like burnin on the jonas bros, hannah montana, twilight,etc has to just stop....funnyjunk is for everyone to get a laugh and feel relieved in their life, not to go on and have the same top list for 5 weeks and still have people ripping on twilight..seriously no one fucking cares anymore...if want something to die then just stop talking about it. and stop fighting about this shit..its only pointless shit,

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#65 to #63 - Imonagoat (10/09/2009)

listen when i uploaded this i didnt do it so i could run the top 15, honestly i didnt even think it was that funny, however i have no control over the fact that ppl like it, and if it really bothers you that much then dont view it

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#62 - Imonagoat (10/09/2009)

wow i didnt expect this to be so popular hahaha

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#61 - anonymous (10/09/2009)

creeper

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#59 - anonymous (10/09/2009)

That's a super good drawing.

And it's hilarious, lol, this is so true.

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#58 - LucyLabyrinth (10/09/2009)

I love how girls expectations for boys nowadays are just insane..
..the requirements are sparkly, pretty, about 5 times their age, and must be a pure breed of faggot. :P

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#56 - anonymous (10/09/2009)

you, girl- stab it in the face. DO IT NOW!

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#54 - laspussy (10/09/2009)

wonder what shes really hearing

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#53 - anonymous (10/09/2009)

Hey #49 I hate Twilight and I am able to read a book in a couple of days if I am interested in it so shut up.

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#48 - sadguy (10/09/2009)

hey #47 shut the FUCK UP! sadgirl is cooler than you'll ever be. so shove that dick in your mouth WHOREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

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#44 - anonymous (10/09/2009)

thumbs up if u HATE twilight!

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#52 to #44 - anonymous (10/09/2009)

double thumbs up WHORE!!!

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#47 to #44 - anonymous (10/09/2009)

I find the thumbs up whores so annoying
Thumbs up if you agree

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#46 to #44 - sadgirl (10/09/2009)

thumbs up whore.

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#43 - anonymous (10/09/2009)

there is a fine line between romantic and creepiness and the that fag crossed it long ago

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#40 - hatemeorloveme (10/09/2009)

hell yes man this is a good one

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#66 to #40 - Imonagoat (10/09/2009)

thanks mate

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#35 - anonymous (10/09/2009)

This is funny, but most relationships are like that. I mean, if the guy's doing something and the girl does like him it's sweet, but if she doesn't like him, it's stalking.

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#34 - roxiekiss (10/09/2009)

I luv twilight and i think that the atrist who drew this is really good but y is evey1 sooo mean

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#60 to #34 - anonymous (10/09/2009)

ok rly #42 shut up...actually everyone shut up twilght sux ok we all fucking get it already....#41 is right tho the twilight shit is rly getting old, if u wanna rip on something continusly then go to 4chan where you can post threads apon threads of twilght burns...serious if we all want to the old funny junk to come back then shit like burnin on the jonas bros, hannah montana, twilight,etc has to just stop....funnyjunk is for everyone to get a laugh and feel relieved in their life, not to go on and have the same top list for 5 weeks and still have people ripping on twilight..seriously no one fucking cares anymore...if want something to die then just stop talking about it. and stop fighting about this shit..its only pointless shit,so shut up

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#57 to #34 - anonymous (10/09/2009)

i got top marks for english gcse and an A level for it, twilight sucks

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#49 to #34 - jasperfan (10/09/2009)

i wonder if the people who don't like twilight are just jealous because there reading levels are too low to read the whole thing.

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#45 to #34 - anonymous (10/09/2009)

burn

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#42 to #34 - Arsonist (10/09/2009)

You're 13, congratulations Mr. Mature. You act like you're all tough. One thing, cussing doesn't make you tough. Plus you contradict yourself. "I admit it's kinda stupid, but not really", seriously...what the hell is that supposed to mean? Chances are you love twilight but you're too ashamed to admit it.

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#41 to #34 - anonymous (10/09/2009)

Look bitch, I know fucking adults who love to read. Sure I know that the story line is kinda stupid, and that vampires aren't sopposed to sparkle, but thats how she wrote it. I admit it's kinda stupid, but not really. Get over yourselves. Btw, I'm 13, and guess what: I only like the books. The movie sucks, you suck cock, and everybody needs to stop hating on something and just start posting funny stuff. I don't particular enjoy burningtwilightjunk, could care less for jonas bro's and hannah montana, but the twilight burning is getting old. I even admit some of it was funny. Now shut up.

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#38 to #34 - anonymous (10/09/2009)

look (12 year old girl). Your generation of stupid romance wanting bitches are really the only ones that like twilight besides the jonas brother

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#37 to #34 - anonymous (10/09/2009)

Because you don't know how to spell.

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#32 - anonymous (10/09/2009)

OMG i remember seeing that on the movie, that was the first thing me and my friends made fun of "How long have you been watching me sleep?" "A few months now..." ROFLMAO

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