Cannibal Jokes with Hannibal Lecter. Arranged it myself, scenes from the movie "Silence of the lambs".NEXT ONE:<br /> <br /> . Age
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Cannibal Jokes with Hannibal Lecter

Arranged it myself, scenes from the movie &quot;Silence of the lambs&quot;.NEXT ONE:<br />
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Agent sterling what
ofthe
cannibal
book?
Howto Serve Your Fellow
Wellthen, what did
the cannibalise
when he we: latefag
dinner?
The cold shoulder.
Next, what do
cannibal: do at a
wedding?
bride and
groom'.
Alright Clarice, why
won' t cannibal: eat
divorced women?
They' re very bitter.
Why do cannibal:
proofreading readers
lowriders?
Because writer: cramp but
readers digest.
well, what' s the
definition ?
Two cannibal: giving each
othere blowjob.
Last one, what did
the cannibal do after
he had dumped his
girlfriend?
He wiped his ass.
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Submitted: 07/06/2010
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#114 - krazyyo (07/07/2010) [+] (2 replies)
When do cannibals leave the table?

when everyone's eaten....
#219 - CrimsonHazard **User deleted account** (07/07/2010) [+] (5 replies)
"did he make you perform fellatio...?"
User avatar #223 to #219 - CakeOrDeath (07/07/2010) [-]
**CakeOrDeath rolls 5** 5 and you change your avatar immeaditely!
#154 - quackcorbett (07/07/2010) [+] (4 replies)
that was one of the funniest things ive seen .......and ive seen turtles have sex
#84 - anonymous (07/07/2010) [-]
The Blowjob joke and the Girlfriend joke are the best.
User avatar #97 - jacksparojr (07/07/2010) [+] (2 replies)
for a part 2 dedicate to me if this makes it in

(cannibal) two cannibals are sitting eating dinner one sais to the other i really hate your mother in-law what does the other one say

(girl) i dont know

(cannibal) well just eat around her
User avatar #275 - JAlbastlkr (07/07/2010) [-]
whose got two thumbs and a boner!?

def not this guy because cannibalism is a serious issue these days...

were you expecting a joke?

#297 - MoralOfThisStory **User deleted account** (07/07/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Moral of this story: Clarice has sick karate chop skills after hearing a cannibal joke.
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#249 - RapeMcDeath (07/07/2010) [+] (12 replies)
last one made me piss my pants
User avatar #150 - Fatboybadboy (07/07/2010) [+] (1 reply)
wow... you have 666 thumbs.... I WOULD thumb this up, but I have to wait till someone disturbs it xD
User avatar #143 - Jesi (07/07/2010) [+] (2 replies)
So so wrong. I didn't know if I should laugh of gag Haha!
User avatar #145 to #143 - airguitar (07/07/2010) [-]
It's ok to laugh as long as you don't feel hungry afterwards ^.^
User avatar #231 - newie (07/07/2010) [+] (4 replies)
lol i love the part at the end of the movie where he's like "i have to go now, i'm having an old friend for dinner"
User avatar #235 to #231 - SilentSkater (07/07/2010) [-]
I was like, "Oh **** , oh **** , oh **** ." when I saw that.

They panel of her when she has the grossed out look on her face if when she get'
s blaster with prisoners cum.

I don't think she saw it cumming.
User avatar #126 - Duststorm (07/07/2010) [+] (9 replies)
Original, funny content? Thumb for you.
User avatar #124 - HannibalLecter (07/07/2010) [+] (5 replies)
You need to dedicate this to the REAL Hannibal Lecter...ME
User avatar #121 - jxs (07/07/2010) [-]
Why don't cannibal's eat clowns?

They taste funny
User avatar #54 - LeoLeonardoIII (07/07/2010) [+] (3 replies)
What did one cannibal say to the other while eating a dead clown?

"Does this taste funny to you?"
#2 - alchemicfreak **User deleted account** (07/06/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.

lol i couldn't resist =P
User avatar #113 - muzikmafia (07/07/2010) [-]
Brilliant!
User avatar #105 - SognaVetr (07/07/2010) [+] (1 reply)
the last one made me laugh out loud, epic!
User avatar #85 - grundo (07/07/2010) [+] (4 replies)
I honestly don't get the last one.
User avatar #88 to #86 - airguitar (07/07/2010) [-]
Yea it takes a couple seconds to get but is my favorite ^.^
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