Little Jimmy. Funny joke I found.<br /> Enjoy.. The kids tiled Back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sel Little Jimmy
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Little Jimmy. Funny joke I found.<br /> Enjoy.. The kids tiled Back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sel

Funny joke I found.<br />
Enjoy.

The kids tiled Back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend
assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship.
Little Sally led oft: "l sold girl scout cookies and I made ," she said proudly, "My sales
approach waste appeal to the customer" s civil spirit and I credit that approach for my odvious
success."
Very good," said the teacher.
Little Jenny was next:
I sold magazines," she said, ''I made and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep
them up on current events."
Very good, Jenny," said the teacher..
Eventually, it was Little Johnny' s turn.
The teacher held her Breath M..
Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a Box full of cash on the teacher' s
cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling?"
Toothbrushes," said Little Johnny.
Toothbrushes!" echoed the teacher, "How could you possibly sell enough tooth Brushes to
make that much money?"
l found the Busiest corner in town," said Little Johnny, ''I set up a Dip at Chip stand and gave
everybady who walked by a free sample."
They all said the same thing, "Hey, this tastes like dog poop!"
Then I would say," is dog poop. Wanna Buy a "
I used the governmental approach of giving you something shitty for free, and then making you
pay to get the shitty taste out of your mouth."
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Views: 484 Submitted: 07/06/2010