The Ten Zombie Commandments. the ten zombie commandments from the book The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks.. great book, although, most people on here wouldn't know anything about those things
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The Ten Zombie Commandments

the ten zombie commandments from the book The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks

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Submitted: 10/06/2009
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#6 - anonymous (10/07/2009) [-]
great book, although, most people on here wouldn't know anything about those things
#5 - anonymous (10/07/2009) [-]
its max brooks you dumb ****
#32 - anonymous (10/07/2009) [+] (1 reply)
Ripoff of max brooks Captcha; probe wtf? hahah
User avatar #35 to #32 - StolenHades (10/07/2009) [-]
not a ripoff, i give max brooks credit
#21 - anonymous (10/07/2009) [+] (3 replies)
u might go to hell if u laugh o well every seen jesus hold skitels oh **** oh **** knail holes .
User avatar #22 to #21 - StolenHades (10/07/2009) [-]
What? I did not understand a single line of that sentence, if I may call it that.
#1 - anonymous (10/06/2009) [+] (1 reply)
i like that book, but its not by mel brooks, its max brooks i think

captcha=afoot
#3 to #1 - anonymous (10/06/2009) [-]
It is Max Brooks.
#43 - anonymous (11/27/2009) [-]
this(the commandments themselves not the pic) came from the back of the zombie survival guide,excellent read if anyone here wants to survive,if not i guess i have a heads up
#40 - anonymous (10/07/2009) [-]
FUK YEA!!!!!!
#34 - anonymous (10/07/2009) [+] (3 replies)
#6 is the best
#10 - anonymous (10/07/2009) [+] (10 replies)
Max Brooks also wrote world war z a kick ass book. The crappy thing is he actually thinks a zombie outbreak will happen.
#4 - anonymous (10/07/2009) [+] (7 replies)
some fagtard took this from that awesome zombie book. and those arent some freaking zombie commandments. they were rules on how to survive AGAINST zombies...idiot.
User avatar #7 to #4 - StolenHades (10/07/2009) [-]
ok a couple things, fagtard is not a word, next i know its from that "awesome zombie book" which is the zombie survival guide by max brooks, i own it. Andd i know its the rules of surviving i changed the title thats all
User avatar #2 - StolenHades (10/06/2009) [-]
ya i just noticed that thanks for the tip
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#49 - anonymous (07/05/2010) [-]
Does Brooks refere to this list in his book as the ten commandments? Zombie Defense [url deleted] is much Cooler and alot closer to the actual ten commandments. Brooks is an idiot! No place is safe? only safer? Ok buddy, I bet He could't kill a zombie on his best day? ZDT!
#47 - ispeakamericanese **User deleted account** (05/18/2010) [+] (1 reply)
sorry for spamming i just want people to be able to see the rules that im going to be writing on how to survive a zombie apocalypse
http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/435775/Zombie+Survival+Guidelines /
#46 - anonymous (12/12/2009) [-]
shor hair?????
#45 - anonymous (12/09/2009) [-]
You bastard .
you stole that from the zombie survival guide
User avatar #39 - mabjdp (10/07/2009) [+] (1 reply)
they spelled organize wrong... first commandment...
User avatar #42 to #39 - StolenHades (10/07/2009) [-]
damn it! i keep noticeing these typos now
User avatar #28 - Mr Fox (10/07/2009) [+] (4 replies)
Just so ya know, you spelled Alert wrong. It's Alert, not Aleart. Just sayin
User avatar #36 to #28 - StolenHades (10/07/2009) [-]
i didnt steal it...
#8 - anonymous (10/07/2009) [-]
ALWAYS
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