Crude Sex Jokes (Home Alone). =D I didn't make any of these jokes, but I did make the character template.<br /> EDIT: Thank you so much for my 2nd front p home alone sex jokes crude
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Crude Sex Jokes (Home Alone)

=D I didn't make any of these jokes, but I did make the character template.<br />
EDIT: Thank you so much for my 2nd front page! A cookie for all of you! <br />
2: funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/580548/Crude+Sex+Jokes+Home+Alone+2/

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screws old
hard to malt
aye contact?
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I'll you
on their
polled?
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Submitted: 07/03/2010
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User avatar #33 - CelticFan (07/03/2010) [+] (2 replies)
I knew this girl who got fired from the sperm bank

she was caught drinking on the job
#9 - XxConkerxX **User deleted account** (07/03/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
#112 - retarededcat **User deleted account** (07/04/2010) [+] (2 replies)
what do you call a girl with small breasts?


A ****** LOSER
User avatar #113 to #112 - WarzoneBomber (07/04/2010) [-]
*REPHRASE*
what do you call a girl with small breasts?


JUSTIN BEIBER
User avatar #68 - fuckthepolice (07/03/2010) [-]
last 1 was kinda ewww
#1 - REPOSTXPOLICE **User deleted account** (07/03/2010) [-]
not bad front page stuff
#175 - Eldritch (07/04/2010) [+] (2 replies)
For the last one, heres a limmerick:
There once was a Vampire namec Mabel
Whose periods were rather quite stable
So every full moon
She'd bring out a spoon
And drink herself under the table.
#5 - Zurg **User deleted account** (07/03/2010) [-]
:3


D:
#60 - SxeSpanky **User deleted account** (07/03/2010) [-]
correction, breasts do have eyes, and thats WHY im staring so hard, trying to make eye contact throught the clothes.
#20 - JarJarChinks **User deleted account** (07/03/2010) [-]
Why did man invent the shopping cart?

...

To teach women to walk on their hind legs!

Boom!
User avatar #13 - PiggyGhostNinja (07/03/2010) [+] (1 reply)
in a lesbian relationship, which one is the one who cooks?


neither. they both eat out
#77 - JarJarChinks **User deleted account** (07/03/2010) [+] (4 replies)
I got another joke!

Women's rights!

******* lol
#79 to #77 - mountiefan (07/04/2010) [-]
oh wow! A new joke!
#180 - MatthiasK (07/04/2010) [+] (2 replies)
the finger painting one made me lol
User avatar #161 - IEpicWinGuyI (07/04/2010) [-]
How can you spot a blind guy at a nudist beach?


It's not hard...
User avatar #110 - JohnJohnboy (07/04/2010) [+] (1 reply)
why is the spermbank so good in business
because you cant leave without coming
User avatar #101 - zumzizeroo (07/04/2010) [+] (1 reply)
why do the people who set up the joke always look surprised at the punchline? werent they already gonna say it?
-5
#146 - Kazojhm **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (9 replies)
#150 to #146 - AdunSaveMe **User deleted account** (07/04/2010) [-]
**AdunSaveMe rolls 5** 5 and you admit that your comment makes no sense
User avatar #107 - south (07/04/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Macauly Culkin, you little **** .
#179 - anthovon (07/04/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Maybe I'm think but I just do not get the first one
User avatar #183 to #181 - xXKIRAXx (07/04/2010) [-]
I thought he meant a dalmation with 100 spots that screws old ladies. xD
User avatar #106 - ShovelMan (07/04/2010) [-]
I actually laughed at the last one
User avatar #105 - My name is (07/04/2010) [-]
What do you do when a child is left unattended at home?
*Equip rape face*
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