Oh god.. for the luv of god dont swallow water.Remember to thumb.. A blue whale produces ever gallons of sperm when it ejaculates; but only 10% of that actually
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Oh god.

for the luv of god dont swallow water.Remember to thumb.

A blue whale produces ever gallons of sperm when it ejaculates;
but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate.
So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean every time one
unloads.
You wonder why the ocean is so salty....
Don' t swallow the water!!! (ijbi' ,
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Submitted: 07/02/2010
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#88 - IamKingNothing has deleted their comment [-]
#69 - GodzillaFTW **User deleted account** (07/03/2010) [-]
Bah mines bigger, I'M GODZILLA DAMN IT!
#75 - IsaacShadow **User deleted account** (07/03/2010) [+] (4 replies)
How do you know semen is salty, hhhhmmmm?
User avatar #49 - freshblob (07/03/2010) [+] (5 replies)
Mines bigger...
OH WHO AM I KIDDING, IT FREAKING TINY
*curls up in corner and cries*
#65 - Womens Study Major (07/03/2010) [+] (5 replies)
There are approximately 1.3 billion cubic kilometers of water in the oceans. 1 cubic kilometer of water contains 1 trillion liters of water. Therefore there are approximately 1,300,000,000,000,000,000,000 liters of water in the oceans, which is 1.3 sextillion liters.

To get to gallons, there are 3.78541178 liters in 1 gallon. Doing the math, that means there are 343,423,668,428,484,681,262 gallons of water in the oceans.

That's 343 quintillion gallons, or put another way, 343 billion BILLION gallons.
User avatar #68 to #65 - freshblob (07/03/2010) [-]
Heh heh... sextillion
#125 - RegularBlackMan **User deleted account** (07/03/2010) [-]
mines bigger
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#59 - sweetliz **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #104 - TheFreshPrince (07/03/2010) [-]
And people wonder why I like whales so much.
User avatar #76 - ColeTheUber (07/03/2010) [-]
What a Dork!!!
#48 - snakeye **User deleted account** (07/03/2010) [-]
PREPARE YOUR ANUS
#32 - WhalePenis **User deleted account** (07/03/2010) [-]
**** YEA.
#13 - KINGOFTHESTARS **User deleted account** (07/03/2010) [+] (3 replies)
whale shark
#10 - Porkmelon **User deleted account** (07/03/2010) [-]
i gagged, then lold, then gagged again, while lolin
#5 - alchyfan **User deleted account** (07/02/2010) [-]
what happens if a girl goes skinny dipping and masterbates..?
User avatar #3 - crazyanimal (07/02/2010) [-]
thhe guys in the back are all like ddddaaammmm look at that motha ****** dicks
#2 - wackywaffles **User deleted account** (07/02/2010) [-]
thats nasty
#117 - Pii (07/03/2010) [-]
whats the point of not swallowing sperm from whales.
monster and rockstar drinks have whale sperm in it
User avatar #108 - SmellyPinkVeJayJay (07/03/2010) [-]
WHALE SPERM IS MORE VALUABLE THAN GOLD. AND A WHALE'S PENIS IS CALLED A DORK.

NOW YOU KNOW!
AND KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE.
G.I. JOOOOOOOOOE
#101 - nikh (07/03/2010) [-]
That's a whale shark! I call shenanigans!
#53 - JustForTheLulz **User deleted account** (07/03/2010) [+] (1 reply)
**JustForTheLulz rolls 76** Doubles and I go drink a gallon of sea water.
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