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Halo Marines

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#8 - Double Post (07/02/2010) [+] (6 replies)
I'm a nerd when it comes to Halo. I always put extra effort into making sure the marines don't die, and then the cut scenes greet me with nothing!
#45 - BruceNorris **User deleted account** (07/03/2010) [-]
Oh, that Master Chief and his shenanigans.
User avatar #165 - WIPLASH (07/03/2010) [+] (4 replies)
ive finished levels with marines still alive... wouldnt it be awesome if the next halo game let you co-op and play as a marine and not arbiter?
User avatar #173 to #171 - LeSquirt (07/03/2010) [-]
#34 - NanoBob **User deleted account** (07/03/2010) [+] (3 replies)
yaaaaaay i'm joining master cheif!

Cheif? CHEIF?!
You want my battle rifle? No, i need it to cover you!
Ok, ok, don't point that shotgun at me.
fine. FINE! have it!
You don't want it anymore?
(radio silence)
User avatar #172 - Jxeer (07/03/2010) [-]
The marines 1 & 2 didn't mentioned the teabaging, poor guy.
User avatar #109 - zbreezy (07/03/2010) [+] (7 replies)
there have been 253...thats over a thousand of em???
User avatar #31 - ProSyndicate (07/03/2010) [+] (4 replies)
Hey! I actually try to keep the Marine's alive! Not to mention I give them the good weapons such as rocket launchers or spartan lazers. Why you might ask? How every stupid they are, and no matter how bad at driving, they are EXCELLENT shots, with unlimited ammo. Why the hell WOULDN'T you want them?
User avatar #103 - pizzacat (07/03/2010) [+] (3 replies)
#130 - Cortana **User deleted account** (07/03/2010) [+] (2 replies)
The sacrifices are necessary to finish the fight!
#12 - Radjhi (07/03/2010) [+] (2 replies)
i remember the level with the tank alll my marines died but 1 with a british accent for some reason if felt the need to protect him and it did even when a brute with a gravity hammer attacked him
#79 - EpicEmoKitteh **User deleted account** (07/03/2010) [+] (5 replies)
Am the only person who actually didn't nick the marines weapons or their Veichles and just played like a normal soldier?
#43 - MrPedrobear **User deleted account** (07/03/2010) [-]
Master Chief... he so crazy
User avatar #22 - nommas (07/03/2010) [-]
I try to save my marines but they always run into grenades on the floor. I just watch them and facepalm
User avatar #17 - DeeJayBee (07/03/2010) [-]
i loved in halo one how the warthogs were indestructible, i'd always try to keep one for as long as possible, even if it meant squeezing it through a door and along a corridor and having a sniper in the passenger seat was **** hot i'd try to keep them alive as well, if they died I'd load last checkpoint. I remember on halo 2 i had to go through an underground section then come back out the other side, it was just me and an australian soldier with a shotgun, got him all the way through then he bought it cos of a grenade, i was sad :(
User avatar #175 - Dobbie (07/03/2010) [-]
I have a sudden craving to play halo...
#138 - savvasgr **User deleted account** (07/03/2010) [+] (4 replies)
I always felt bad for Marines, I didn't want them to die, so I always tried to protect them... :3
#152 to #138 - Thrasher (07/03/2010) [-]
Me to. :) I would go ******* if all of them were killed. :o
User avatar #70 - CaptainJohnPrice (07/03/2010) [-]
Told you he was a dick. I don't have billion dollar armor but at least I don't kill you
User avatar #69 - potatowrestler (07/03/2010) [-]
i used to kill friendlies in video games to get ammo.
User avatar #30 - BrownBearninetysix ONLINE (07/03/2010) [-]
I once killed some marines to see if they would fight back... they did
User avatar #29 - LeanPocket (07/03/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Out of all the FPS heroes i have ever seen/played in a game i would only choose one to lead me if i was in their situation.

Serious sam

User avatar #36 to #29 - BeefJerky (07/03/2010) [-]
oh hell yah
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