Periodic Table of Elements: Woman (Wo). long, but worth it!. Element : Woman Symbol : Atomic mass : Don' t even go there! Occurrence : Copious quantities in all female woman periodic table wo wonton Penis vagina
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Periodic Table of Elements: Woman (Wo)

Element : Woman
Symbol :
Atomic mass : Don' t even go there!
Occurrence : Copious quantities in all shopping malls
Physical properties:
1. Surface usually covered in painted film
2. Boils at nothing, freezes without any known reason
3. Melts if given special treatment
4. Bitter if incorrectly used
5. Found in various states, ranging from virgin metal to common ore.
6. Yields to pressure applied at correct pints
Chemical properties:
1. Has great affinity for gold, silver and a range of precious stones A.
2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances -
3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason
4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increases by saturation in alcohol
5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man
Common uses :
1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars
2. Can be a great aid to relaxation
3. Very effective cleaning agent
Test:
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state
2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen
Potential hazards :
1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands
2. Illegal to posses more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as
specimens do not come into direct contact with each other.
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