101 Ways To Make Your Life Better 1. I'll have a random quote in each one of these.<br /> Check out my FB page to know when comics come out: www.facebook.
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101 Ways To Make Your Life Better 1

I'll have a random quote in each one of these.<br />
Check out my FB page to know when comics come out: www.facebook.com/pages/Zomba/131769230169291?ref=ts<br />
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Love you all, -Z &lt;3

Ways to make your
life less bothersome
This situation should loo
familiar unfortunately.
You decided to have t: hat:
Mexican been burrito
dipped in Indian sauces
and spices and Japanese
Wassabi paste.
And now your anus is open wider than
a ******* garage door. And you' re
spraying out: crap
t: hat: has t: he same
consistences as
******* mud.
Your intestines
are causing a **** :
hurricane of implosive
diahhrea to cake t: he
inside of t: he toilet.
But: even something
like t: his shouldn' t
ruin your day. So
if you want: to leave
t: he bathroom with a
I smile rather t: han
major case of butt
Just: start
singing...
This should make this
originally ‘ ******
Situation' Hilarious
rather than painful.
CHOCOLATE
SOME STAY
DRY AND
ETHERS FEEL
Hope this helps you in
life. Untill next time
pa remember. "Elevators
smell different to midgets.'
Zomba
...
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Submitted: 07/01/2010
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#65 - YourHand **User deleted account** (07/02/2010) [-]
Maybe you should stop fapping and i won't force you to eat that.
User avatar #1 - doctorhax (07/01/2010) [-]
Imma firin ma faeces!!
User avatar #69 - crackatrax (07/02/2010) [+] (4 replies)
Chocolate Rain! *takes a breath*
Oh my God my pants have a blood stain.
Chocolate Rain! *takes a breath*
AH! The horror and the pain
Chocolate Rain! *takes a breathe*
Mex-i-can buffet will strike again!
#47 - Allexroman (07/02/2010) [+] (2 replies)
I'm just going to slit my wrists if you really intent to make 101 of these.
#22 - namxone **User deleted account** (07/02/2010) [+] (5 replies)
MONDO! You forgot to move away from the mic to breathe!
+8
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#43 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account** (07/02/2010) [+] (2 replies)
101 ways?
I demand you make 101 of these then >:l
User avatar #77 - MaxTheCow (07/02/2010) [+] (7 replies)
Oh Zomba.. This is definitely a turn on .-.
User avatar #66 - UKDan (07/02/2010) [-]
1 down, 100 to go
#37 - CrimsonHazard **User deleted account** (07/02/2010) [+] (1 reply)
so...how does the Shoop da woop eat, exactly?
#21 - Kyue **User deleted account** (07/02/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Chocolate rain! Some stay dry while others lose the game!
#68 - Clemdawg (07/02/2010) [-]
hilarious, until you stole that line from Rucka Rucka Ali....
User avatar #62 - liljimin (07/02/2010) [-]
thats an odd way to shoopdawhoop
User avatar #61 - tvofftheradio (07/02/2010) [+] (2 replies)
chiptole steak burrito with hot sauce does it every time. I know I shouldn't eat them but they are so good
User avatar #63 to #61 - roketpwerath (07/02/2010) [-]
and those pesky bloodstains in your underwear but its soooo good
User avatar #54 - DaCrazyOne (07/02/2010) [-]
I found this very Humerus
#18 - bananabob **User deleted account** (07/02/2010) [+] (1 reply)
no matter how bad i have to poop i hold i try to hold it in the best i can because people tend to look through the little cracks. i just never know why.
User avatar #70 - ImaFirinMahLazar (07/02/2010) [-]
God damn that tasted horrible...
#11 - NiggerJesus **User deleted account** (07/01/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Cut the crap zomba these comics are full of **** . i mean seriously, it might just sound like i have diarrhea of the mouth but these comics are toilet stoppers!
#41 - ImARetard (07/02/2010) [-]
you and GIsteve are my favorite comic makers :D
#36 - KINGOFTHESTARS **User deleted account** (07/02/2010) [-]
thats a large anus you got there
User avatar #19 - LAWLASAURUS (07/02/2010) [+] (3 replies)
lol rucka rucka ali
#23 to #19 - UltimatePedo **User deleted account** (07/02/2010) [-]
omg he is halariouse ching chang chong
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