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101 Ways To Make Your Life Better 1

I'll have a random quote in each one of these.<br />
Check out my FB page to know when comics come out: www.facebook.com/pages/Zomba/131769230169291?ref=ts<br />
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I'll have a random quote in each one of these.<br />
Check out my FB page to know when comics come out: www.facebook.com/pages/Zomba/131769230169291?ref=ts<br />
Comment and rate.<br />
Love you all, -Z &lt;3

Ways to make your
life less bothersome
This situation should loo
familiar unfortunately.
You decided to have t: hat:
Mexican been burrito
dipped in Indian sauces
and ****** and Japanese
Wassabi paste.
And now your anus is open wider than
a ******* garage door. And you' re
spraying out: crap
t: hat: has t: he same
consistences as
******* mud.
Your intestines
are causing a **** :
hurricane of implosive
diahhrea to cake t: he
inside of t: he toilet.
But: even something
like t: his shouldn' t
ruin your day. So
if you want: to leave
t: he bathroom with a
I smile rather t: han
major case of butt
Just: start
singing...
This should make this
originally ‘ ******
Situation' Hilarious
rather than painful.
CHOCOLATE
SOME STAY
DRY AND
ETHERS FEEL
Hope this helps you in
life. Untill next time
pa remember. "Elevators
smell different to midgets.'
Zomba
...
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Submitted: 07/01/2010
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User avatar #107 - RancidRaneBow (07/25/2010) [-]
Bahaha. awesome
Glad Im not the only one who keeps a microphone with me in the bathroom.
thumb for you.
#105 - WilledTaylors **User deleted account** (07/19/2010) [-]
Holy **** man, I have not laughed that hard on this sight in a long time.
+1
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User avatar #101 - equinox (07/16/2010) [-]
101st comment bitch!
User avatar #102 to #101 - equinox (07/16/2010) [-]
that made my life better.
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User avatar #100 - SavaBelle (07/16/2010) [-]
100th comment!
#98 - holderoflife **User deleted account** (07/10/2010) [-]
ccept mah friend request
#97 - ChaosMaster **User deleted account** (07/06/2010) [-]
the ****** situation?
oh you mean the guy on jersey shore
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User avatar #86 - NoButSeriously (07/02/2010) [-]
If I start singing, then I can't get rid of the diarrhea. Singing stops peristalsis. This is a fail.
User avatar #77 - MaxTheCow (07/02/2010) [-]
Oh Zomba.. This is definitely a turn on .-.
#96 to #77 - ChaosMaster **User deleted account** (07/06/2010) [-]
interesting
"turns on light"
how about now
User avatar #80 to #77 - Lawliett (07/02/2010) [-]
hooooow?
User avatar #81 to #80 - MaxTheCow (07/02/2010) [-]
im kidding ._.
entirely
User avatar #82 to #81 - Lawliett (07/02/2010) [-]
sometimes i-ah wonnnnnder.....
User avatar #83 to #82 - Lawliett (07/02/2010) [-]
hmmmmh-hmmmmmm, oh baby...
User avatar #84 to #83 - MaxTheCow (07/02/2010) [-]
huh
User avatar #85 to #84 - Lawliett (07/02/2010) [-]
al green?
#75 - Moushi **User deleted account** (07/02/2010) [-]
Oh my ******* god
I cracked up!!((no pun intended))
I LOVE YOU ZOMBA!!!
+1
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#89 to #87 - Moushi **User deleted account** (07/02/2010) [-]
-Takes back love-
>/
#74 - anonymous (07/02/2010) [-]
i always imagine myself in call of duty all the machine gun noises really help the imagining process :P
User avatar #71 - kokovo **User deleted account** (07/02/2010) [-]
that made me lol for mabey 5 minuets
User avatar #70 - ImaFirinMahLazar (07/02/2010) [-]
God damn that tasted horrible...
User avatar #69 - crackatrax (07/02/2010) [-]
Chocolate Rain! *takes a breath*
Oh my God my pants have a blood stain.
Chocolate Rain! *takes a breath*
AH! The horror and the pain
Chocolate Rain! *takes a breathe*
Mex-i-can buffet will strike again!
User avatar #91 to #69 - ShovelMan (07/04/2010) [-]
I really need comment favoriting right now.
#76 to #69 - Moushi **User deleted account** (07/02/2010) [-]
Your avi
Is soooo full of win XD
User avatar #78 to #76 - crackatrax (07/02/2010) [-]
Your comics
is soooo full of win
#79 to #78 - Moushi **User deleted account** (07/02/2010) [-]
Oh wai thank you^^
#68 - Clemdawg (07/02/2010) [-]
hilarious, until you stole that line from Rucka Rucka Ali....
#67 - OyabunKoro **User deleted account** (07/02/2010) [-]
This is ******* stupid. Get the **** out.
#73 to #67 - SenekaTheFifth (07/02/2010) [-]
This is ******* stupid.
User avatar #66 - UKDan (07/02/2010) [-]
1 down, 100 to go
#65 - YourHand **User deleted account** (07/02/2010) [-]
Maybe you should stop fapping and i won't force you to eat that.
User avatar #62 - liljimin (07/02/2010) [-]
thats an odd way to shoopdawhoop
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