engineer in hell. hell doesnt sound so bad now. An engineer died and reported to the pearly gates. An intern angel, filling in for St. Peter, checked his dossie
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engineer in hell

engineer in hell. hell doesnt sound so bad now. An engineer died and reported to the pearly gates. An intern angel, filling in for St. Peter, checked his dossie

hell doesnt sound so bad now

An engineer died and reported to the pearly gates. An intern angel, filling in for St. Peter,
checked his dossier and grimly said, "Ah, you' re in the wrong place."
So the engineer was cast down to the gates of hell and was let in. Pretty soon, the
engineer became gravely dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and began
designing and building improvements. After a while, the underworld had air
conditioning, flush toilets, and escalators, and the engineer was becoming a pretty
popular guy among the demons.
One day, God called Satan up on the telephone and asked with a sneer, "So, how' s it
going down there in hell?"
Satan laughed and replied, "Hey, things are going great. We' got air conditioning and
flush toilets and escalators, and there' s no telling what this engineer is going to come up
with next."
God' s face clouded over and he exploded, "What? You' got an engineer? That' s a
mistake; he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."
Satan shook his head, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I' m keeping
God was as mad as he had ever been, "This is not the way things are supposed to work
and you know it. Send him back up here or I' ll sue."
Satan laughed uproariously, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a
lawyer?"
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#33 - occasionaltroll **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #36 to #33 - Petroleum ONLINE (07/02/2010) [-]
What about the Truthful Lawyer?
#38 to #33 - Letitfly **User deleted account** (07/02/2010) [-]
Luna Lovegood, I'd hit that.
#35 to #33 - antistar **User deleted account** (07/02/2010) [-]
**** YEAH!
User avatar #34 to #33 - durkadurka (07/02/2010) [-]
but they're just a myth!
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#13 - SpiderRalph **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#24 to #13 - kyle day (07/02/2010) [-]
... dun dadada captain obvious strikes again!
#14 to #13 - namxone **User deleted account** (07/02/2010) [-]
lawyers in general, actually, it's pretty funny, check out the level in earthworm gym where you're in hell, some of the enemies are lawyers rofl
User avatar #123 - AnonymousMaster (07/02/2010) [-]
why did Satan bother shaking his head if he was on the phone?
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#143 to #123 - jmbengels **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #88 - derkadur (07/02/2010) [-]
Woo just got my engineering degree and I come on FJ and see this job opening... See you ******* in hell :D
#118 to #88 - vagineer **User deleted account** (07/02/2010) [-]
too late i already got the job
trollface.jpeg
User avatar #130 to #118 - SoccerPunch (07/02/2010) [-]
you sir are a spy! the real vagineer talks backwards and says HIMAMOO plus i c no vag mouth! and another thi- *dispencer down* damn it you ass
#134 to #130 - zespy **User deleted account** (07/02/2010) [-]
curses you found out
User avatar #136 to #134 - SoccerPunch (07/02/2010) [-]
PYRO HELP ME!
#140 to #136 - theredpyro **User deleted account** (07/02/2010) [-]
mph! *walks off*
User avatar #184 to #140 - SoccerPunch (07/02/2010) [-]
D: fine run you pussy -_- eh? **** he ran off ah well nothing more to do then to finish this sen- *zespy backstab SoccerPunch*
User avatar #90 to #88 - DaCrazyOne (07/02/2010) [-]
you too >:D
I'll bring mah screwdriver for ya.
and a bunch of copypaper.
and also, some wrenches
ya know what?
**** it, I'll just bring my whole toolbox
#108 to #90 - FallAndRise (07/02/2010) [-]
Wait, so you're gonna try to predict when you die and be holding a toolbox while dieing? What if you die ******* a girl?
User avatar #110 to #108 - DaCrazyOne (07/02/2010) [-]
I'll bring her with meh.
User avatar #111 to #110 - DaCrazyOne (07/02/2010) [-]
awesomness loves company!
#112 to #111 - FallAndRise (07/02/2010) [-]
but just imagine your toobax flying around and stuff while you **** , like you have fireproff gloves on, a helment, everything, and ur just ******* her holding a toolbox?
User avatar #115 to #112 - DaCrazyOne (07/02/2010) [-]
...kinky....
#117 to #115 - FallAndRise (07/02/2010) [-]
yes, i se what i did thar
User avatar #119 to #117 - DaCrazyOne (07/02/2010) [-]
Quite.
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#23 - TheAnonymousRebel **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#27 to #23 - FlyBikes **User deleted account** (07/02/2010) [-]
bear grylls.
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#28 to #27 - TheAnonymousRebel **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#29 to #28 - FlyBikes **User deleted account** (07/02/2010) [-]
mr t wouldnt do ****
he would simply pitty the foo'
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#30 to #29 - TheAnonymousRebel **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#31 to #30 - FlyBikes **User deleted account** (07/02/2010) [-]
i alllow you to change your answer.
i am getting lots of nice thumb downs :)
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#32 to #31 - TheAnonymousRebel **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#187 to #32 - FlyBikes **User deleted account** (07/03/2010) [-]
ooooh? tinky winky? he is quite the badass.
although he is the one telly tubby i dispise.
noo-noo however (the vacume cleaner) would put up a nice fight.
User avatar #73 - imthatguy (07/02/2010) [-]
oh yea well god has billy mays! no oxiclean for you satan!
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#86 to #73 - iAmSatan **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#126 to #86 - KrazyRed **User deleted account** (07/02/2010) [-]
sucks for you...maybe one of the lawyers can clean you up
#65 - anon (07/02/2010) [-]
Man, a real step up to those gay **** brix stories.
#66 to #65 - PrincessLolly **User deleted account** (07/02/2010) [-]
touche
User avatar #67 to #65 - jimthehellhog (07/02/2010) [-]
i kind of like th **** brick stories
#85 to #65 - heisgone **User deleted account** (07/02/2010) [-]
but wasnt the **** brix stories made by sum1 else?
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#71 to #65 - Zeratool **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#116 - vagineer **User deleted account** (07/02/2010) [-]
the AC in hell
i built that
User avatar #80 - AlreadyExists (07/02/2010) [-]
Ohh! They're going to have to glue you back togethar! IN HELL!
#81 to #80 - Pitlord **User deleted account** (07/02/2010) [-]
TF2 epic quote.
#48 - SharksinSpace **User deleted account** (07/02/2010) [-]
I wonder of the Engineer made a sentry gun
#133 - Macarones **User deleted account** (07/02/2010) [-]
When phoenix wright dies........Satan is doomed!
User avatar #76 - sophrosyne (07/02/2010) [-]
Just another reason I chose engineering for my major. WhooHoo
#83 to #76 - MagentaNinja (07/02/2010) [-]
so you could be satan's engineer bitch?
#89 to #83 - epixpokemanz **User deleted account** (07/02/2010) [-]
Someone got served...
User avatar #186 to #83 - sophrosyne (07/02/2010) [-]
Hmmm, no, hell already has it's one engineer. God won't make the same mistake twice so I'm sure all the rest are going to heaven.
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#70 - Zeratool **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #74 to #70 - Baer (07/02/2010) [-]
and WORK in hell AFTER you die?!?

you crazy?
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#75 to #74 - Zeratool **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #77 to #75 - Baer (07/02/2010) [-]
or you have to build it first yourself...
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#78 to #77 - Zeratool **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #99 to #78 - Baer (07/02/2010) [-]
who told you?
it might be a trick from the devil to make people go to engineering school to build hell something great
#121 to #74 - FallAndRise (07/02/2010) [-]
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User avatar #127 to #121 - Baer (07/02/2010) [-]
that sucks doesn't it
#128 to #127 - FallAndRise (07/02/2010) [-]
yup
User avatar #43 - Ackabooga (07/02/2010) [-]
that was kind of a lengthy setup for a lawyer joke, and the engineer isnt even in the punchline.
User avatar #49 to #43 - tomdanom (07/02/2010) [-]
yea i feel sorry for him, he deserves justice
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#10 - ImmaNeeenja **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #25 to #10 - Boonytoons (07/02/2010) [-]
What? You're not a nin-
User avatar #51 to #25 - balognaeatyou (07/02/2010) [-]
NOT A ******* NINJ-
#58 - biggGames **User deleted account** (07/02/2010) [-]
cholk full of WIN-vitamins, epic minerals, and funny pills. all part of this comepletely EPIC breakfast.
#104 - pastapiggy **User deleted account** (07/02/2010) [-]
In had to think about it 4 a sec
but when i got it i was like
Damn! XD
#47 - looptheloopy **User deleted account** (07/02/2010) [-]
haha god you so crazy XD
#21 - LOLinternet **User deleted account** (07/02/2010) [-]
That was clever.....very clever
#1 - anon (07/01/2010) [-]
full of win
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