engineer in hell. hell doesnt sound so bad now. An engineer died and reported to the pearly gates. An intern angel, filling in for St. Peter, checked his dossie engineer in hell doesnt sound so bad now An died and reported to the pearly gates intern angel filling for St Peter checked his dossie
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engineer in hell. hell doesnt sound so bad now. An engineer died and reported to the pearly gates. An intern angel, filling in for St. Peter, checked his dossie

hell doesnt sound so bad now

An engineer died and reported to the pearly gates. An intern angel, filling in for St. Peter,
checked his dossier and grimly said, "Ah, you' re in the wrong place."
So the engineer was cast down to the gates of hell and was let in. Pretty soon, the
engineer became gravely dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and began
designing and building improvements. After a while, the underworld had air
conditioning, flush toilets, and escalators, and the engineer was becoming a pretty
popular guy among the demons.
One day, God called Satan up on the telephone and asked with a sneer, "So, how' s it
going down there in hell?"
Satan laughed and replied, "Hey, things are going great. We' got air conditioning and
flush toilets and escalators, and there' s no telling what this engineer is going to come up
with next."
God' s face clouded over and he exploded, "What? You' got an engineer? That' s a
mistake; he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."
Satan shook his head, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I' m keeping
God was as mad as he had ever been, "This is not the way things are supposed to work
and you know it. Send him back up here or I' ll sue."
Satan laughed uproariously, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a
lawyer?"
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#33 - occasionaltroll **User deleted account**
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User avatar #36 to #33 - Petroleum
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(07/02/2010) [-]
What about the Truthful Lawyer?
#38 to #33 - Letitfly **User deleted account**
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(07/02/2010) [-]
Luna Lovegood, I'd hit that.
#35 to #33 - antistar **User deleted account**
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(07/02/2010) [-]
**** YEAH!
User avatar #34 to #33 - durkadurka
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(07/02/2010) [-]
but they're just a myth!
#23 - TheAnonymousRebel **User deleted account**
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#27 to #23 - FlyBikes **User deleted account**
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(07/02/2010) [-]
bear grylls.
#28 to #27 - TheAnonymousRebel **User deleted account**
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#29 to #28 - FlyBikes **User deleted account**
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mr t wouldnt do ****
he would simply pitty the foo'
#30 to #29 - TheAnonymousRebel **User deleted account**
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#31 to #30 - FlyBikes **User deleted account**
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i alllow you to change your answer.
i am getting lots of nice thumb downs :)
#32 to #31 - TheAnonymousRebel **User deleted account**
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#187 to #32 - FlyBikes **User deleted account**
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ooooh? tinky winky? he is quite the badass.
although he is the one telly tubby i dispise.
noo-noo however (the vacume cleaner) would put up a nice fight.
User avatar #73 - imthatguy
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(07/02/2010) [-]
oh yea well god has billy mays! no oxiclean for you satan!
#86 to #73 - iAmSatan **User deleted account**
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#126 to #86 - KrazyRed **User deleted account**
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sucks for you...maybe one of the lawyers can clean you up
#48 - SharksinSpace **User deleted account**
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(07/02/2010) [-]
I wonder of the Engineer made a sentry gun
User avatar #72 - Folzy
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(07/02/2010) [-]
this is retarded
User avatar #84 to #72 - OneHundredandFifty
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(07/02/2010) [-]
you spelt "i am" wrong
User avatar #188 to #84 - Folzy
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wow i didnt see that faggot thanks for pointing that out and go screw a goat


now GTFO
#13 - SpiderRalph **User deleted account**
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#24 to #13 - kyle day
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... dun dadada captain obvious strikes again!
#14 to #13 - namxone **User deleted account**
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lawyers in general, actually, it's pretty funny, check out the level in earthworm gym where you're in hell, some of the enemies are lawyers rofl
User avatar #123 - AnonymousMaster
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(07/02/2010) [-]
why did Satan bother shaking his head if he was on the phone?
#143 to #123 - jmbengels **User deleted account**
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User avatar #88 - derkadur
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Woo just got my engineering degree and I come on FJ and see this job opening... See you ******* in hell :D
#118 to #88 - vagineer **User deleted account**
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too late i already got the job
trollface.jpeg
User avatar #130 to #118 - SoccerPunch
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you sir are a spy! the real vagineer talks backwards and says HIMAMOO plus i c no vag mouth! and another thi- *dispencer down* damn it you ass
#134 to #130 - zespy **User deleted account**
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curses you found out
User avatar #136 to #134 - SoccerPunch
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PYRO HELP ME!
#140 to #136 - theredpyro **User deleted account**
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mph! *walks off*
User avatar #184 to #140 - SoccerPunch
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D: fine run you pussy -_- eh? **** he ran off ah well nothing more to do then to finish this sen- *zespy backstab SoccerPunch*
User avatar #90 to #88 - DaCrazyOne
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you too >:D
I'll bring mah screwdriver for ya.
and a bunch of copypaper.
and also, some wrenches
ya know what?
**** it, I'll just bring my whole toolbox
#108 to #90 - FallAndRise
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Wait, so you're gonna try to predict when you die and be holding a toolbox while dieing? What if you die ******* a girl?
User avatar #110 to #108 - DaCrazyOne
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I'll bring her with meh.
User avatar #111 to #110 - DaCrazyOne
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awesomness loves company!
#112 to #111 - FallAndRise
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but just imagine your toobax flying around and stuff while you ****, like you have fireproff gloves on, a helment, everything, and ur just ******* her holding a toolbox?
User avatar #115 to #112 - DaCrazyOne
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...kinky....
#117 to #115 - FallAndRise
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yes, i se what i did thar
User avatar #119 to #117 - DaCrazyOne
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Quite.
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User avatar #25 to #10 - Boonytoons
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What? You're not a nin-
User avatar #51 to #25 - balognaeatyou
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NOT A ******* NINJ-
User avatar #80 - AlreadyExists
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(07/02/2010) [-]
Ohh! They're going to have to glue you back togethar! IN HELL!
#81 to #80 - Pitlord **User deleted account**
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TF2 epic quote.