There are a Chinese man and a Chinese woman
working at a restaurant, fall in love and get married.
On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed
sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to
her and tries to be reassuring, “My darling, I know you
are very nervous and very frighten. I promise you, I will
give you anything you want, I do anyting you want Mma
What you want?”
I want 69 " she replies.
He looks at her very puzzled and says, “You want M..
Sweet & Sour Pork?"