Bricks Will Be Shat 8. Did I Say 50 Thumbs?<br /> I Totally Meant 25 ^^;. when I was a child I lived in a rented house. Both my parents worked so I was of
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Bricks Will Be Shat 8

Did I Say 50 Thumbs?<br />
I Totally Meant 25 ^^;

when I was a child I lived in a rented house. Both my parents worked so I
was often alone when I came heme from school.
line early evening when I came heme the house was still dark.
I called out, "Ilium?" and heard a voice say "'" from upstairs.
I called my mum again, and again got the same "'" reply.
I felt she was calling back at me and climbed up the stairs.
when I reached the first floor I called her once more and the voice "'"
came from the furthest room.
I felt both uneasy, but a strong urge to see my mother, and started to walk
towards the room.
But just that moment I heard the front door downstairs open and my mother come
in, carrying a lot of shopping bags.
Sweetie, are you home?" my mother called in a cheery voice.
Hearing her yoke made me feel instantly better and I turned back to go
downstairs at once... but not before I had a quick glance towards the room.
While I watched from the top of the stairs, the door to the room slowly opened a
crack.
For a brief moment, I saw something strange in there.
A pale face, staring at me.
Ell Thumbs For --o
Dedicated To iamapeacock
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#87 - SpiderBear **User deleted account** (07/01/2010) [+] (7 replies)
Surprise! Your mum's a lesbian!
#73 - foggart **User deleted account** (07/01/2010) [+] (5 replies)
who else read "yeeeees" with an italian accent
User avatar #551 - Soilwork (07/02/2010) [-]
DAMMIT GRANDMA BACK IN THE CLOSET!
User avatar #179 - SirSchmoopy (07/01/2010) [-]
and the face said...................."Problem?"
User avatar #594 - minkatte (07/02/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Silly boy. Pedobear is brown.
User avatar #574 - LAWLASAURUS (07/02/2010) [+] (8 replies)
Pale face.....womany voice....hiding in a house with chilren...... omg MICHAEL JACKSON IISSS ALIVE!!!!!!!
#214 - TRONiC **User deleted account** (07/01/2010) [+] (7 replies)
eh.. wasnt scary :/
scariest **** was the one with lady with red eyes..
#255 - Blueskysummer **User deleted account** (07/01/2010) [+] (2 replies)
HOLY **** KID RUN IT'S EDWARD CULLEN!
#184 - ajduker **User deleted account** (07/01/2010) [-]
and the troll face was born.
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#167 - iAvenged **User deleted account** (07/01/2010) [-]
Anyone else imagine seeing trollface through the crack?
User avatar #40 - Lintutu (07/01/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Eh, this wasnt your best one. I think the pokemon one was the best out of all of them
#433 - MoralOfThisStory **User deleted account** (07/01/2010) [-]
Moral of this story: Mind your own business, you'll scare your dads prostitute to death.
#382 - xXmysteryqueenXx (07/01/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Is it me or are these getting more and more boring . . .
User avatar #381 - hudat (07/01/2010) [+] (13 replies)
ur grandma watching you masterbate.
#239 - hoodhound **User deleted account** (07/01/2010) [-]
Michael? What are you doing in that boys house? You are dead. You weren't even invited inside.
User avatar #172 - jjholt (07/01/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Way to ruin the series.

The only way this could be worse is if it ended with "and the boogy man popped out and said 'Boo!'"
#675 - Vadican **User deleted account** (07/02/2010) [+] (5 replies)
WHY THE **** IS THIS ON THE TOP!?
This site is called FUNNYjunk, you ******* idiots that thumbed this. Not faggotcreepystoryJunk. This doesnt belong on this website, let alone on the top. If you thumbed this up **** you. Thumb this comment down, idc.
User avatar #240 - blooper (07/01/2010) [-]
"My, what a pale face you have, mom!" "All the better to feel you with sweety."
"My, what big eyes you have, mom!" "All the better to see you with sweety."
"My, what big paws you have, mom!" "All the better to touch you with sweety."
"My, what a furry body you got, mom!" "All the better to....oh **** it... *takes off mask* PEDO BEAR RAPE TIME!!"
User avatar #135 - Arsonist (07/01/2010) [+] (5 replies)
The solution is simple

Burn the house to the ground.
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