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Resumes(if we were truthful)

Resumes, if we put down accomplishments that we are actually proud of<br />
Credit to CollegeHumor, lots of more funny stuff on their site.<br />
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Resumes, if we put down accomplishments that we are actually proud of<br />
Credit to CollegeHumor, lots of more funny stuff on their site.<br />
Support your local locksmith ---&gt; funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/573240/Support+the+Local+Locksmith+Movement/

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Submitted: 06/30/2010
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#49 - vajspelunker **User deleted account** (07/02/2010) [-]
drawing dicks are always funny no matter when or where or how old you are :)
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User avatar #47 - huntingluver (07/01/2010) [-]
skills: can make resume look like a dick
User avatar #44 - elhippyripper (07/01/2010) [-]
Wasn't Sunnyside the name of the day care center in Toy Story 3?
User avatar #42 - enragedgradstudent (07/01/2010) [-]
why such fixation with dicks?
#43 to #42 - mcsketcher **User deleted account** (07/01/2010) [-]
its not a big deal, like 8 percent of kids do it
#46 to #43 - AnusCorporate **User deleted account** (07/01/2010) [-]
they stopped me from eating all dick shaped food. DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY GOOD FOODS ARE IN THE SHAPE OF DICKS?
#51 to #46 - mcsketcher **User deleted account** (07/02/2010) [-]
all of them!
User avatar #48 to #46 - enragedgradstudent (07/01/2010) [-]
superbad right?
#50 to #48 - mcsketcher **User deleted account** (07/02/2010) [-]
haha yeah
#39 - anonymous (07/01/2010) [-]
its not a dick it's a finger pointing.
#41 to #39 - BOOMnutshot **User deleted account** (07/01/2010) [-]
dont point, you kill fairys
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#33 - themanster **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#29 - JoeyBones **User deleted account** (07/01/2010) [-]
100 thts the ****
#25 - anonymous (07/01/2010) [-]
I thought the last one was a finger for a minute. Fail
User avatar #23 - GlennBeck ONLINE (07/01/2010) [-]
Ugh him writing the last resume like that so we had to turn our heads upside down to read it makes him seem like such a dick.





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#22 - Eggdoodle (07/01/2010) [-]
i watched all to episode 168 of bleach in two weeks
User avatar #21 - Killerdreage (07/01/2010) [-]
Hey ******** , remember Des saying "Don't copyright"?
Well, this is from CollegeHumour.
User avatar #28 to #21 - googoolyeye (07/01/2010) [-]
"Important: Do not upload any TV shows, music videos, music concerts, or commercials without permission unless they consist entirely of content you created yourself."

^That's directly from the upload page. Last time I checked, this isn't a TV show, music video, music concert, or commercial. It's a bunch of fake resumes. Go figure
User avatar #31 to #28 - Killerdreage (07/01/2010) [-]
Remember the PM?
Deeerp.
Oh right, your account probably didn't ******* exist.
Fake resumes from:
CollegeHumour.
User avatar #38 to #31 - googoolyeye (07/01/2010) [-]
Yes I actually do remember that message. But, the Designer cannot expect people to adhere to things that he sent out *once* through a private message. If he doesn't create a more thorough guideline or rule page, new members won't know what to upload and what not to.
User avatar #40 to #38 - Killerdreage (07/01/2010) [-]
Because Des is a raging ****** , oh and a ignorant dick too.
From his profile:
"Hata's gonna hate, cuz i'm doing something right".
#27 to #21 - JackSkellington **User deleted account** (07/01/2010) [-]
remember when people cared about designer i dont
User avatar #30 to #27 - Killerdreage (07/01/2010) [-]
The site ******* sucks and Des sucks more dick than ever.
Copyright=Legal Terms.
Also, FunnyJunk, get your own crap. Not really hard without copyrighting.
#35 to #30 - JackSkellington **User deleted account** (07/01/2010) [-]
personaly i dont care about copy rights the internet is accsesed by everyone when it gets on here it aint getting off
User avatar #36 to #35 - Killerdreage (07/01/2010) [-]
...
I see FJ is still ******* stupid when it comes to proper content as it was a few months ago when I quit.
#37 to #36 - JackSkellington **User deleted account** (07/01/2010) [-]
like?
User avatar #24 to #21 - Killerdreage (07/01/2010) [-]
Aww, kids are mad.
#20 - anonymous (07/01/2010) [-]
That's great, then truly depressing.
User avatar #19 - DroidToyiu (07/01/2010) [-]
Sadly i saw this yesterday on the CH website but im too tired to realize it so i just reread the whole thing.....FFFFFFFFFUUUUUU!!!
User avatar #18 - RevolverOcelot (07/01/2010) [-]
ha, he managed to grow a goatee at age 17
User avatar #17 - LordGaga (07/01/2010) [-]
Wait, wait, wait...
What the hell does Kevin Corrigan have to do with this?
#45 to #17 - asdfqwerty **User deleted account** (07/01/2010) [-]
he made this, it's stolen from CollegeHumor
#15 - anonymous (07/01/2010) [-]
You ****** you stole this from [url deleted]
#13 - ErectedNerd **User deleted account** (07/01/2010) [-]
haters gonna hate
User avatar #12 - Protomix (07/01/2010) [-]
i zctually read the entire lastresume before realizing...
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#11 - Aznal **User deleted account** (07/01/2010) [-]
cool
User avatar #10 - jinchuuriki (07/01/2010) [-]
Excellent longboarder. the sport is growing...!!!
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