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Who knew these guys had twitter.

Just picked up my gnd Nobel Prize. They
thought I was pretty. Called me positively
radiant.
3: 41 PM, December 10, from
Marie Curie
anyone got a more creative way of saying
87 years?"
l l Thinking of opening a cake store. It will
make a killing.
Cod OMY! I' m naked!
ll "truly 22, EC mm. Wu! fuled
V 1' ithit
ii? . Why did everyone write so small? Now I 1': ' siir' ,
M /41254 /on
FEEL THE BURN!!!
2 " Abjure 01, 1476 BC mm.
05 no PM Auguster,
Toilet salesman says, "so comfortable,
you' ll think you died and gone to
heaven."
PM lune as 1972 from
Clark have u seen this?
http:// maps. google. com ugh. last six
months, wasted.
11 w AM June 25, wow Tweets
HOPE YOU ENJOYED!
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#64 - PrFarnsworth **User deleted account** (07/01/2010) [+] (6 replies)
Who are these people? My data doesn't go back that far!
User avatar #24 - apchabraja (07/01/2010) [+] (2 replies)
"Finally got the gas bill today....might have to kill myself its so expensive
11:20 AM June 1944 from Deutchland

~FurherAdolf
User avatar #59 - ScottishPirate (07/01/2010) [+] (6 replies)
Someone should make a Jesus account.


"hey guys what's up?"
#60 to #59 - sentientmonkey **User deleted account** (07/01/2010) [-]
"With this dad-damn lag it's gonna take me, like, three days to respawn."
User avatar #2 - sircool (06/30/2010) [-]
Gen. cluster+leroy jenkins= epic duo combo
+13
#200 - ursofakingwetardid **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #130 - Skrufymunky (07/01/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Man one: So is John Footpenis here?
Hancock: Its handcock now!
Man one: Why?
Hancock: Mind your own business, thats why!
#199 - FoulBachelorFrogs **User deleted account** (07/01/2010) [+] (5 replies)
A man limps into a bar with a cane and alligator. The bartender stops him and says "Hold on a second here - you can't bring that animal in here, they aren't allowed!" So the man says, "But my gator here does a really cool trick..."

The bartender says "Well then, lets see!" So the man whips out his dick and shoves it in the gators mouth. He then takes his cane and starts bashing the gator in the head with it. A crowd gathers around and everyone is astonished when he pulls out his dick without a single scratch.

He looks around at the crowd and says, "Does anyone else want to try?" An old lady raises her hand and says..."Sure, but don't hit me with that stick."
#207 to #199 - shafty **User deleted account** (07/01/2010) [-]
teehee
#37 - KINGOFTHESTARS **User deleted account** (07/01/2010) [+] (3 replies)
creative
#39 to #38 - KINGOFTHESTARS **User deleted account** (07/01/2010) [-]
no i wont that would be wrong
User avatar #129 - mthlvr (07/01/2010) [+] (2 replies)
John Hancock wanted to sign big, so that the recipient would know that he'd signed and give him something. No such thing happened.
User avatar #131 to #129 - mthlvr (07/01/2010) [-]
Haters gonna hate...
#96 - pokemonkicker **User deleted account** (07/01/2010) [+] (2 replies)
that john handCOCK is such a dick...
+4
#73 - GorillaKing **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (9 replies)
#53 - Anonluver (07/01/2010) [+] (4 replies)
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOYYYY JEEEEENNNNNNNNNNKINSSSSS!!!
#51 - HonestAbe **User deleted account** (07/01/2010) [-]
I never said that!
User avatar #26 - ProSyndicate (07/01/2010) [-]
I lol'ed at the "OH MY YOU!!!" from Adam
Actually I lol'ed at all of it.
User avatar #1 - nITE (06/30/2010) [+] (2 replies)
i dont care who you are but Elvis is the man
#252 - Brackett **User deleted account** (07/01/2010) [+] (5 replies)
**Brackett rolls 433** Trips and I kiss a picture of Justin beiber
#259 to #253 - KneeGrowPlease **User deleted account** (07/01/2010) [-]
you mean vagina?
User avatar #155 - ashleymofo (07/01/2010) [-]
LOL :D I really liked the John Hancock and Elvis ones.
User avatar #104 - IEpicWinGuyI (07/01/2010) [-]
"Got the gas bill this morning. FML."
11:08am 14th June from Germany

-AD0LF H1TL3R
#101 - barenakedhead **User deleted account** (07/01/2010) [-]
ahaha is funny cuz he fat!!!
#99 - bigtallywhacker **User deleted account** (07/01/2010) [-]
cool story bro
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