IO Little Things That Make Vou Feel Like
Captain of the Universe Pt. is
1) Making a hook shot in the trashcan from across the room.
2) Cleaning out your car and finding .
3) Breaking a came knowing es. -eryone needed curve.
a) Taking a shit big that your pants literally fit better.
s) The aforementioned shit did NOT clog the toilet,
ti) Alreadly showing your ID the first time you buy beer after turning 21.
T) Leveling up twice in the same day, especially when it' s those first two.
ts) Voer dog sitting the first time you tell it to,
9) Setting the best time en Hard in Minesweeper.
lo) Winning an argument by calling sameone Dewy Chuckles and
watching them flabbergasted and trying to retort.
And to all of these, you may madly embody this man...