THE GHOST POOPY
The kind where you feel the poopy come out, see poopy on the toilet paper,
but there' s no poopy in the bowl.
THE CLEAN POOPY
The kind where you feel the poopy come out, see the poopy in the bowl, but
there' s no poopy on the toilet paper.
TH E WET POOPY
You wipe your butt fifty times and it still feels unwiped. So you end up putting
toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you don' t ruin them with
those dreadful skid marks.
THE SECOND WAVE POOPY
This poopy happens when you' finished, your pants are up to your knees, and
you suddenly realize you have to poopy some more.
THE BRAIN THROUGH YOUR NOSE POOPY
Also known as "Pop a Vein in your Forehead Poopy". You have to strain so much
to get it out that you turn purple and practically have a stroke.
THE CORN POOPY
No explanation necessary.
THE LINCOLN LOG POOPY
The kind of poopy that' s so enormous you' re afraid to flush it down without first
breaking it up into little pieces with the toilet brush.
THE NOTORIUS DRINKER POOPY
The kind of poopy you have the morning after a long night outranking. It' s most
noticeable trait is the tread mark left on the bottom ofthe toilet bowl afternon flush.
THE "GEE, I REALLY WISH I COULD POOPY" POOPY
The kind where you want to poopy, but even after guts out, all
you can do is sit on the toilet, cramped and farting.
THE WET CHEEKS POOPY
Also known as the "Power Dump". That' s the kind that comes out ofyour butt so
fast that your butt cheeks get splashed with the toilet water.
THE LIQUID POOPY
That' s the kind where liquid shoots out ofyour butt, splashes
all overhue side ofthe toilet bowl and, at the same time, chronically burns
THE MEXICAN FOOD POOPY
A class all its own.
TH E CROWD PLEASER
This poopy is so intriguing in size and/ or appearance that you have to show it
to someone before flushing.
THE MOOD ENHANCER
This poopy occurs after a lengthy period of constipation, thereby
to be your old selfdrawn.
This poopy occurs at the same time each day and is accomplished with the aid of
THE GUINESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS POOPY
A poopy so noteworthy it should be recorded furnature generations.
THE AFTERSHOCK POOPY
This poopy has an odor so powerful that anyone vicinity within the next
7 hours is affected.
THE "HONEYMOON' S OVER" POOPY
This is any poopy created in the presence person.
A poopy so huge it cannot exit without vocal assistance.
TH E FLOATER
Characterized by its flammability, this poopy has been known to resurface after many
A poopy which refuses to let go. It is usually necessarely engage in a rocking or bouncing
motion, but quite often the only solution is to push it away with a small piece mctoilet
TH E PHANTOM POOPY
This appears in the toilet mysteriously, and no one will admit to putting it there.
Now you see it, now you don' t. This poopy is playing games with you. Requires patience
and muscle control.
A poopy that comes as a complete surprise at a time that is either inappropriate
to poopy (. during lovemaking or a root canal) ofyou are nowhere near puppying
THE SNAKE CHARMER
A long skinny poopy which has managed to coil itself into a frightening position
THE OLYMPIC POOPY
This poopy occurs exactly one hour Ariosto the start competitive event
in which you are entered and bares a close resemblance to the Drinker' s Shit.
This poopy may be variety but is always deposited either in the woods or
while hiding behind the passenger side ofyour car.
An adorable collection ohsmell turds in a cluster, often a gift from God when
you actually CAN' T poopy.
Laxative induced. Doesn' t count.
Fear of puppying - can be fatal!
ENERGIZER vs DURACELL POOPY
Also known as a "Still Going" poopy.
THE POWER DUMP POOPY
The kind that comes out so fast, you barely get your pants down when you' re done.