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Bricks Will Be Shat 5

White With Red
A man went to a hotel and walked up to the frend desk to check in, The
weman at the desk gaye him his key and teld him that en the way to his
reem, there was a deer with CIC) number that was lacked and CIC) ene was
allowed in there. Especially CIC) ene sheild leek inside the reem, under any
circumstances. Se he fallowed the instructions ' the weman at the frend
desk, geing straight to his reem, and geing to bed.
The nerd night his curiosity weild not lease him alene abaut the reem with
CIC) number en the deer. He walked dawn the hall to the deer and tried the
handle. Sure enaugh it was lacked. He bent dawn and leeked through the
wide keyhole. Celt air passed through it, chilling his eye. What he saw was
a hotel bedroom, like his, and in the Lerner was a weman whise skin was
completely white. She was leaning her head against the wall, facing away
Hem the deer. He stared in confusion fer a while. He almost knacked en
the deer, out ' curiosity, but decided not to,
This disinclination sawed his life. He crept away Hem the deer and walked
back to his reem. The nerd day, he returned to the deer and leeked
through the wide keyhole. This time, all he saw was redness. He couldn’ t
make anything out besides a distinct red celeb, unifying. Perhaps the
inhabitants ' the reem knew he was spying the night before, and had
blacked the keyhole with samething red.
At this paint he decided to consult the weman at the frend desk fer mere
ird' c) amatic) n, She sighed and said, "Did mu leek through the keyhole?" The
man told her that he had and she said, ‘Well, I might as well tell mu the
story, A leng time age, a man murdered his wife in that reem, and her
ghast haunts it, But these peeple were not ordinary. They were white all
ayer, eccept fer their eyes, which were red.”
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User avatar #46 - tehhamster (06/30/2010) [+] (2 replies)
*reading*
creppy ladey
*reading*
red stuff?
*reading*
murder! :O
*reading*
her eyes wer- *************************
* ***** pants*
User avatar #141 - watsup (06/30/2010) [+] (5 replies)
holy **** !!! holy **** !!!! holy **** !!!! im all alone in my house rite now and this ******* creeped the **** out of me.................maybe fapping will take my mind off it
User avatar #1434 - iRymeWithOrange (07/01/2010) [-]
thats okay, i didnt like sleeping anyways
User avatar #504 - michaelp (06/30/2010) [+] (2 replies)
thumbs up if you got a huge boner after reading this
#1161 - slapyousillyfoo (07/01/2010) [+] (2 replies)
i released building material from my rectum.
+14
#258 - zomba **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (4 replies)
#415 - IDoNotAbide **User deleted account** (06/30/2010) [+] (2 replies)
this website is called funnyjunk, emphasis on the funny,
#419 to #415 - Timbarooni **User deleted account** (06/30/2010) [-]
emphasis on my junk
User avatar #1528 - ZalgotheImminent ONLINE (07/02/2010) [+] (1 reply)
someone startled the witch...

and it wasn't Zoey this time...

giggity...
User avatar #1478 - Dhayden (07/01/2010) [+] (1 reply)
theyre ALBINOS
#1430 - musicalgenius **User deleted account** (07/01/2010) [+] (1 reply)
if i was that guy i wouldve **** my pants, then and there
User avatar #1068 - saynotoreposts (07/01/2010) [-]
i shat a ******* desk
User avatar #437 - michaelp (06/30/2010) [+] (1 reply)
thumbs up if you kinda shuddered after reading that last part
#1 - BingsNubin **User deleted account** (06/30/2010) [-]
Albinos. Scary bastards.
#1141 - ROFLCOPTERownsU (07/01/2010) [-]
A large mass of compressed sand was excreted
User avatar #432 - devinme (06/30/2010) [+] (3 replies)
ALTERNATE ENDING!!!
The man knocks on the door.....THE MAN HAS STARTLED THE WITCH!!!
#1507 - MissMuffinz **User deleted account** (07/02/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Am I the only one whose heart stopped at the end? I'm looking over my shoulder every few seconds.
User avatar #485 - FRANCHEK (06/30/2010) [+] (3 replies)
I would go back to the room with a small rod and poke her eye
User avatar #489 to #485 - ghio (06/30/2010) [-]
like a boss
User avatar #410 - HalfBaked (06/30/2010) [-]
I just built a house with my bricks.
GOD DAMN.
#661 - TheMaskedAnon **User deleted account** (06/30/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Wait, white all over with red eyes? You mean they were albino....?
#553 - Beavernator **User deleted account** (06/30/2010) [-]
Now this story would be an epic win if he saw nothing but pink in that hole if you what I'm sayin'... giggity
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