leather skirt. hope you like it<br /> sorry if it is a repost<br /> xx. In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop a stunningly beautiful young woman w
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leather skirt

hope you like it<br />
sorry if it is a repost<br />
xx

In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop a stunningly beautiful young woman was waiting for the
bus. She was decked out in a tight black leather mini skirt with matching leather boots and jacket,
As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get on the bus she became aware that her skirt was
too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the bus' first step,
So, slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her and
unzipped her skirt a little thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg, Again she
tried to make the step onto the bus only to discover she still could not make the step.
So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little
more, And for a second time she attempted the step and once again, much to her dismay, she
could not raise her leg because of the tight skirt,
So, with a coy little smile to the driver, she again unzipped the offending skirt to give a little more
slack and again was unable to make the step.
About this time the big Texan that was behind her in the line picked her up easily from the waist
and placed her lightly on the step of the bus, Well, she went ballistic and turned on the would've
hero, screeching at him, "How dare you touch my body!! I don' t even know who you are!!!!"
At this the Texan drawled: "Well ma' am, normally I would agree with you but after you unzipped
my fly three times, I kind a figured that we was friends."
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Submitted: 06/30/2010
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User avatar #1 - freshblob (06/30/2010) [-]
She was a blonde
User avatar #3 - zombierapist (07/01/2010) [-]
you touch my weiner

we franz nao
#2 - Lizzly **User deleted account** (06/30/2010) [-]
to much words!!
#4 - devout feminist (07/01/2010) [-]
RRRREEEEPPPPPPOOOOSSSSSTTT you **** !
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