That Urge. Hope you enjoyed it. While I feed my addiction - Funnyjunk. Clicking thumbs, and commenting, I was unaware that it had begun. It was when I came acro
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That Urge

Hope you enjoyed it

While I feed my addiction - Funnyjunk.
Clicking thumbs, and commenting,
I was unaware that it had begun.
It was when I came across a long story post that it
had hit me. My bladder was filling up. AND FAST
The story got interesting as my urge to pee
got more intense. I started considering going
to the toilet then coming back to finish this
story, but I could tell the punchline was near,
so I continued. Anyway, The route to my toilet
was a long and harsh journey.
Relief
21 Steps
I read the end of the story, but was it too
late? At this time it felt like my bladder
was about to burst. I quickly got up and
ran for the to toilet....
That was the fastest I have ever ran...
The toilet door was slightly ajar, and the light
was on, this was handy for me, as i didnt have
to mess around opening the door and flicking
the light on. I could get straight to business
With a swift movement the door was open
I was in the toilet, and immediately pulled
it out, and started the flow. The feeling
was magnificent, It was the same feeling
of when you would successfully Rickroll
someone, then reward yourself with
crispy bacon. I was in heaven.
It was at this point I remembered something.
My Grandma was staying for the weekend.
This is why the light was on, and the door was
slighty ajar.
She wasn' t impressed
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#31 - CIS White Male (06/30/2010) [+] (7 replies)
I guess you can say that

*puts on glasses*

Urine trouble
User avatar #146 - TheJacket (06/30/2010) [+] (2 replies)
I guess you can say

*puts on sunglasses*

She was pissed

YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAH!!!
#46 - misterTOAST **User deleted account** (06/30/2010) [+] (1 reply)
LOOK HER IN THE EYES AND FINISH!!
User avatar #201 - TedTheodoreLogan (06/30/2010) [-]
I guess you can say

*puts on glasses*

granny is PISSED

YYYYYEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
#28 - A Couple of Cats **User deleted account** (06/30/2010) [-]
shouldn't the censor bar be smaller?
#105 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account** (06/30/2010) [+] (5 replies)
PISS ON GRANDMA
LIKE A BOSS!
User avatar #214 - NejiHyuuga (06/30/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Well.....she's pissed.
#278 - TheCloud **User deleted account** (07/01/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Well it looks like...

*Puts on sunglasses*


Grammy got pissed...
User avatar #15 - Purrdye (06/30/2010) [+] (4 replies)
IF your wondering why im not in my traditional white shirt and black pants, its because i live in australia. And its winter here. ******* COLD!
#223 - CIS White Male (07/01/2010) [+] (2 replies)
I guess you can say that

*puts on glasses*

Urine trouble
#211 - sentientmonkey **User deleted account** (06/30/2010) [-]
Yeah, I have to say she looks genuinely pissed.
User avatar #79 - HolyArachnid (06/30/2010) [+] (2 replies)
How bad is your aim that you managed to piss all over your grandma's HEAD?!
#247 - CIS White Male (07/01/2010) [+] (5 replies)
...thats cause gam gam has seen bigger back in her day ;-) *trollface*
User avatar #85 - AwesomePuff (06/30/2010) [-]
do you have a phone? cuz im gonna have to call ********
#23 - DivderOfZero **User deleted account** (06/30/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Lol i did the same thing except no one was in the bathroom and i had to crap......i didnt make it
#269 - ChuckNorrisFj **User deleted account** (07/01/2010) [+] (1 reply)
I guess she was.....

*puts on glasses*




Pissed
User avatar #187 - LarryPlatt (06/30/2010) [+] (2 replies)
HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING FROM FAIRLY ODD PARENTS?

ALWAYS KNOCK BEFORE ENTERING A RESTROOM!
#87 - thefurrealpedobear (06/30/2010) [+] (1 reply)
this actually gave me the urge to pee
User avatar #232 - Cambro (07/01/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Its better to be pissed off than pissed on...
User avatar #78 - ManateeMan (06/30/2010) [+] (2 replies)
I CALL ********
#81 to #78 - Remaldafide **User deleted account** (06/30/2010) [-]
I CONCUR WITH YOUR DECLARATION OF ********
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