While I feed my addiction - Funnyjunk.
Clicking thumbs, and commenting,
I was unaware that it had begun.
It was when I came across a long story post that it
had hit me. My bladder was filling up. AND FAST
The story got interesting as my urge to pee
got more intense. I started considering going
to the toilet then coming back to finish this
story, but I could tell the punchline was near,
so I continued. Anyway, The route to my toilet
was a long and harsh journey.
I read the end of the story, but was it too
late? At this time it felt like my bladder
was about to burst. I quickly got up and
ran for the to toilet....
That was the fastest I have ever ran...
The toilet door was slightly ajar, and the light
was on, this was handy for me, as i didnt have
to mess around opening the door and flicking
the light on. I could get straight to business
With a swift movement the door was open
I was in the toilet, and immediately pulled
it out, and started the flow. The feeling
was magnificent, It was the same feeling
of when you would successfully Rickroll
someone, then reward yourself with
crispy bacon. I was in heaven.
It was at this point I remembered something.
My Grandma was staying for the weekend.
This is why the light was on, and the door was
She wasn' t impressed