I Wish I was a Shark. I wish I was a Shark.<br /> EDIT: Since CaptainWow is now dead, I want all his friends.. I wish I was a Shark Today I sowed sharks.
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I Wish I was a Shark

I wish I was a Shark.<br />
EDIT: Since CaptainWow is now dead, I want all his friends.

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I wish I was a Shark
Today I sowed sharks. When I was 4 I thought that I could grow up and be a shark,
and swim in the ocean with laws and together we would eat dolphins and sink mighty
vessels. Thinking back, I reamed that I didn' t know what kind of shar particular I
wanted to be. Maybe e Whale shark, because Whale Sharks are massive, and most likely
have the genitalia to match, but I found out that they feed through a process of filtering
out sea water and catching plankton. That' s pretty lame. If I were a Whale shark, I would
swallow whole human beings and .
Action Shark
I like the Basking Shark. They are bi but
not afraid to show their true feel gs.
If I were a shark, I could be an Action Shark,
and team up with super spies on underwater
missions. Action Shark duties include
deactivating undersea traps, pressing undersea
buttons, and eating villainous undersea seals. I
also imagine I would be required to jump over
various bridges and barriers and pose as an
Aquarium exhibit to ambush World Leaders
plotting global domination. If I were an Action
Shark, I would only help like
James Bond and Harriet the Spy, and ignore
calls from Aqua Man as he is rubbish and no
one Man
Action Shark in Action
Snake Shark
If I were a Shark, I probably wouldn' twant
to be a snake shark. If I were to be a shark,
I would want to take down prey with my
teeth, not strangle them with a
body. Although, having the enthir/ jaw
would be pretty awesome, and I could
probably consume and digest an entire
submarine if I so desired. But I don' t think
this is called a Snake Shark, and I don' t think
it strangle: prey or has an unhuggable jaw.
In fact, maybe this isn' t a shark at all.
Omnomnom Shark
If I were a Shark, I would eat divers and seals
and anything else that crossed my path his
the sacred creed of all known Sharks). Being
the omnomnom Shark would make that goal
that much easier. If I were an omnomnom
shark, I would raid mermaid villages and
unless they paid me a
weekly dowry of sand dollars, rare shells, and
vials of dolphin tears, which can be used to
cure cancer if administered correctly.
Sharks use rare shells to exchange them for Precious
Shells, whcih can be used to pay imshark loan sharks.
Shark Eating Shark
This would only be cool if I were the
biggest shark.
Pile of Dead Sharks
If I were a Shark, I would stack up dead
sharks in little piles at random locations
around the sea flour. Mainly to confuse
Marine Biologists, threaten mermaids and
make shark enthusiast believe that sharks
are growing hands and will soon crawl onto
land to begin life anew, threatening the
millions wears of human evolution.
Sharks in a dog pile or playing "Twister".
Ugly Shark
If I were a Shark, I would be forced to have
sex with other Sharks. This _ n' t a problem
for the Ugly Shark. As of now, the very idea
of engaging in sexual relations ith a
formidable sea beast nearly brings mew
tears. If I were a shark that looks this,
sex with a shark would not be an issue
I know nothing imshark sex, but maybe it has
something to do with the horn/ nose/ possible
phallus protruding from the bow of the shark
Hungry Shark
All Sharks are Hungry Sharks, so I will be one
regardless.
Mega Shark
If I were a Shark, I would want to be a
Mega shark like in , "Mega
Shark vs Giant Octopus". This would be
artifical to myself and the cute Marine
falls in love with the Asian
submarine commander after realizing haw
lucky they are to have each other and to
have survived a cataclysmic battle with
both a Giant octopus and a Mega Shark.
Other plus sides to being a Mega Shark
include eating airplanes and stopping that
guy who said he was getting married
tomorrow from getting married
tomorrow.
Ultra Shark
one step betterthan Mega Shark
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Submitted: 06/29/2010
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#2 - MrMetalman **User deleted account** (06/29/2010) [+] (3 replies)
You said "shark" 53 times. Not counting the description.
#1 - Raffik **User deleted account** (06/29/2010) [-]
now ur makeing me wish i was a shark BITCH
#9 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/30/2010) [-]
if i had to pick a shark that actually wa real i would be a cookiecuter(not spelled right) shark cuz they really can bite through submarines so you know they are pritty bad ass. people just think the great white is the best just cuz its big but NO
User avatar #8 - felixcorpus (06/30/2010) [-]
sharks have sex by gang raping the females, this is a ture fact, this is also why the females have so many scars because the males hold them with their teeth and all take it in turns to rape her
User avatar #7 - UlquiorraSchiffer (06/30/2010) [-]
lmao ugly shark! i wood be a shark with a harpoon gun
#5 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/30/2010) [-]
two words... ULTRA SHARK.... XD!!
#4 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/30/2010) [-]
too ******* long and to much reading good luck getting to the front page man.
User avatar #23 - chickachickabowwow (07/06/2010) [+] (2 replies)
sharks freak me out.... lol
#16 - Ggaarrrreett (06/30/2010) [+] (3 replies)
id be a shark with freaking lazers
#21 - KKKarl **User deleted account** (06/30/2010) [-]
I would be bigger jaws and would team up wih jaws to fight even bigger jaws
#20 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account** (06/30/2010) [-]
I would learn english then go to the to beach and yell
"IM A SHARK"
"IM A SHARK"
"SUCK MY DICK"
"IM A SHARRRRRK"
#18 - sharkinz (06/30/2010) [-]
I am afraid of sharks :/
#13 - uberchinchillaz **User deleted account** (06/30/2010) [-]
you would stack up dead sharks in little piles at random locatinos? dont put dead sharks on mexicans
User avatar #12 - MaryPotter (06/30/2010) [-]
What about Shark Boy?
#11 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/30/2010) [-]
i wish i was a megaladone then i would go and eat everything i could find everywhere and not chew any of it so that then i would have a civilization inside of my megaladone shark belly then there would be no war becuz then iff they tried to fight i would shake around and they would become disorientated and would stop war then i would go in space and be a space shark for all of eternity and make me the new earth thus stopping war all together and i would stop world hunger becuz every one would have the same food ----sicerely M.T
User avatar #10 - RainbowFish (06/30/2010) [-]
Sharks scare the **** out of me.
Like holy crap, how much bad ass in one animal?
All those TEETH and crap. Woah.
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