was jesus a vampire?. someone sent this to me,and i tought it was pretty funny. Boonie Resolved Causation Show me another 3 Was Jesus a Vampire'? Well think abo
Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu

was jesus a vampire?

someone sent this to me,and i tought it was pretty funny

Boonie
Resolved Causation Show me another 3
Was Jesus a Vampire'?
Well think about it. In order for someone to gain eternal life and immortality they had
to drink Jesus' blood. is that the ritual that vampires have in order to make someone
become a vampire and therefore gain immortality? This would mean that Jesus was a
vampire that sacrificed his own blood to feed everyone else with. Or am I wrong about
the vampire mythology or the biblical mythology?
He could have also been a werewolf. He killed himself to save others, and commanded
they consume his flesh like a werewolf would do. Nasty huh? Christianity sounds like
a grotesque cannibalistic death cult.
chears ago
...
+14
Views: 921
Favorited: 1
Submitted: 06/29/2010
Share On Facebook
Add to favorites Subscribe to cyprien E-mail to friend submit to reddit
Share image on facebook Share on StumbleUpon Share on Tumblr Share on Pinterest Share on Google Plus E-mail to friend

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Show:   Top Rated Controversial Best Lowest Rated Newest Per page:
Order:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#2 - Womens Study Major (06/29/2010) [-]
I think you mean "sent" you jackass
#1 - aweshucks (06/29/2010) [-]
someone sended that to you? that sounds like a nice friend
 Friends (0)