was jesus a vampire?. someone sent this to me,and i tought it was pretty funny. Boonie Resolved Causation Show me another 3 Was Jesus a Vampire'? Well think abo Jesus Vampire Yahoo funny yahoo
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was jesus a vampire?

someone sent this to me,and i tought it was pretty funny

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Was Jesus a Vampire'?
Well think about it. In order for someone to gain eternal life and immortality they had
to drink Jesus' blood. is that the ritual that vampires have in order to make someone
become a vampire and therefore gain immortality? This would mean that Jesus was a
vampire that sacrificed his own blood to feed everyone else with. Or am I wrong about
the vampire mythology or the biblical mythology?
He could have also been a werewolf. He killed himself to save others, and commanded
they consume his flesh like a werewolf would do. Nasty huh? Christianity sounds like
a grotesque cannibalistic death cult.
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#2 - anonymous (06/29/2010) [-]
I think you mean "sent" you jackass
#1 - aweshucks (06/29/2010) [-]
someone sended that to you? that sounds like a nice friend
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