A Guide To Life 4
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Things They Don' t Tell You
A Guide to Life
The only thing worse than tooth decay, emphysema.
and liver disease is old age. so go nuts!
Kym talk too much they' ll make fun of you.
Ifyou don' t talk enough they' ll make fun ofyou.
If you laugh too loud the/ ll make fun ofyou.
won never laugh they' ll make fun of you.
If you smile all the time they' ll make full ofyou.
If you never smile they' ll make fun ofyou.
too nice they' ll make fun of you.
If you' re too nasty they' ll hate you-
but at least they won' t make fun ofyou.
Car size is inversely proportional
to the intellect owe driver.
There are more than six billion
one on Earth, so you' re not
actually unique or special
but we like you anyway).
ffyou want to be truly different,
you' re really going to have
to go out of your way.
won evenly divide the planet' s wealth, we each get a couple
thousand dollars. lg have more than that because all the people
in Africa have about five cents. oh, but don' t feel live
thousands of miles away and you' ll never have to meet them.
Ifyou don' t like your house, you can gets new one.
Ifyou don' t like your city, you can move to a different one.
Even if you don' t like your country, you can emigrate
to another one whenever you like (usually).
But Wynn dont like your planet, you' re out of luck.