A Guide To Life 2. Part two of the guide to life comp. Enjoy!<br /> EDIT I didn't make these so yeah...and I think the one about tall people is supposed t
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A Guide To Life 2

Part two of the guide to life comp. Enjoy!<br />
EDIT I didn't make these so yeah...and I think the one about tall people is supposed to be metaphorical. If you like this you might like the others as well.<br />
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/562806/A+Guide+To+Life+1/<br />
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/562829/A+Guide+To+Life+3/<br />
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/562833/A+Guide+To+Life+4/

Things They Don' t Tell You
But Should)
A Guide to Life
Early to bed and early to rise makes you
a member attire working class.
Wealthy people get to sleep in.
Tall people only date other tall people, so ifyou
tum out to be short then don' t bother looking up
Just because yours is smaller doesn' t make you
less ofa man. Unless were talking about your brain.
Everyone is full of wonderful advice that they
to thrust upon you at the slightest chance. Everyone is full of
something else, too, so you might want to pass on the advice.
The majority of people are borderline sociopath: who' d
stop over your Corps: to get a better parking space, and
yet they won' t hesitate to pass howling judgement on you
if you screw up in even the must minute. insignificant way.
Just one more reason to not screw up. Ever.
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Submitted: 06/28/2010
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#71 - pedosoraptor **User deleted account** (06/29/2010) [-]
u should bother to look up, once in a while ull get a nice upskirt
User avatar #1 - toemy (06/28/2010) [+] (1 reply)
you made this? pretty the **** +1
User avatar #3 to #1 - SwedishNinja (06/29/2010) [-]
He didn't make this, it was posted before, although it was a long time ago so I will thumb up.
User avatar #103 - finalfreak (06/29/2010) [-]
Number 2 isn't true. I'm 6'7" and my girlfriend is 5'3"
She said she'd never kneel to a man.
I told she didn't need to. ;)
User avatar #91 - SmuttyKage (06/29/2010) [+] (3 replies)
my fiancee is 4 feet 8, I'm 6 feet 3
#85 - anon (06/29/2010) [+] (3 replies)
i`m 4`11 and i love tall guys. PLUS my knees are NEVER sore :)
User avatar #110 - word (06/29/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Number 2 isn't true.
My sister is 6'3'' and her husband is 5'4''
#114 to #110 - anon (06/29/2010) [-]
If you count in centimeters the difference is huuuuuuuge.
#92 - acdclady **User deleted account** (06/29/2010) [-]
the tags say "oc on my fj"... sounds like a rap song.
which reminds me of how beavis and butthead dance to rap songs...
huhuhuhuhuhuh.
User avatar #88 - calvinlee (06/29/2010) [+] (1 reply)
i'm very tall and my girlfriend is very small.
User avatar #20 - phoenixtower (06/29/2010) [+] (2 replies)
im tall and im dating a short person where did this person get their facts
User avatar #23 to #21 - phoenixtower (06/29/2010) [-]
good point but she is like 5'1 and i dont need to look down her shirt
User avatar #105 - suprdude (06/29/2010) [-]
People who obsess over their penis size, obsesses over a penis. Nuff said..
#81 - Scapegoats **User deleted account** (06/29/2010) [-]
The last one is painfully true.
+1
#36 - zomba **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (29 replies)
User avatar #62 to #54 - kungfap (06/29/2010) [-]
its true, average dick size is 6-7, porn videos are a misnomer
#198 - MrLlama **User deleted account** (06/29/2010) [+] (15 replies)
Im almost 7ft tall...And i dont even Have a Girlfriend...FAILURE
#137 - anon (06/29/2010) [+] (3 replies)
I'm 6" 1' and my girlfriend is 4" 6', I like short girls. Not midget short, but small is hawt.
User avatar #119 - balognaeatyou (06/29/2010) [-]
so true. so painfully true.
User avatar #102 - kiddoforever (06/29/2010) [+] (10 replies)
I'm only 5' 5"...I guess I'm average eh?
User avatar #123 to #121 - JamieHyneman (06/29/2010) [-]
last i checked i was 5'8 but that was 3 years ago
#87 - Tiwtin **User deleted account** (06/29/2010) [-]
I'm 6'8" and I don't have any problems dating shorter people...
#84 - odyssias **User deleted account** (06/29/2010) [-]
im about 6 foot... and i perfer women around 5.6-5.8... wouldnt date enyone my height
User avatar #35 - xDrSchnugglesx (06/29/2010) [+] (6 replies)
I'm 6'3" and my girlfriend is 5'1" so I don't agree with #2.
User avatar #74 to #35 - TehEman (06/29/2010) [-]
when i first read that i was thinking you were talking about penis size so i was like your girl friend is 5'1?!
#2 - Kyriolexy **User deleted account** (06/29/2010) [-]
You Get A Green One :D
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