IO Little Things That Maize Vou Feel Liee
Captain of the Universe Pt. 2
1) Being told you’ re going to the front page when you’ re unsure about it.
A shoutout to Tamed)
2) Monopolizing Boardwalk and Park Place.
3) Getting the hot ass lifeguard wet doing a cannonball.
a) Getting a on the hole.
s) Hitting all green lights driving through town.
ti) Translating military time for your friends who cant.
7) Finding some motherfucking Twinkies after killing hundreds of zombies.
tit) Being told, “Help yourself to some pizza," and getting the last slice.
9) Seeing your picture in your school or local newspaper.
10) Saying, "America,'' and having eeveryone around you respond,
And to all of these, you may proudly embody this man...