Zombie Apocalypse. I know it's not funny but I thought it would be mildly entertaining to see the direction that people went.. The ‘year is 2011 and the zombie  Raspberry Fetish

Zombie Apocalypse

I know it's not funny but I thought it would be mildly entertaining to see the direction that people went.

The ‘year is 2011 and the zombie outbreak has reached your town/ city. You have to survive.
You are given the opportunity to organize these 5 things before you get over run. You must
decide and describe why you have chosen these. Take into account - Fuels, Ammo and you
must actually have ACCESS to these items. What is your;
Main weapon?
Side weapon?
Melee Weapon?
Transport?
Main hideout?
For me it would be:
L Garand
2. Revolver
3. Aluminum Bat
4. Sailboat
5. Offshore
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Submitted: 06/27/2010
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#53 - msibomb **User deleted account** (06/27/2010) [+] (1 reply)
i chose you pikachu
User avatar #106 - Zabuza (06/27/2010) [+] (6 replies)
the grim reapers sycthe
spaz 12
hulk smash gloves
go-kart
an open battleland
User avatar #71 - JohnnyRenegade (06/27/2010) [-]
Protekter/Stryker (same gun) Auto shotgun
Beretta M9 or Mp5k
Machete
Humvee with a 12.7mm M60 on the top
underground bunker
User avatar #70 - pyrothermal (06/27/2010) [+] (4 replies)
Colt AR-15
Colt M1911
Crowbar (Not just a weapon, but a tool too!)
Bicycle
The Open Road

Also, I have alternates for the main and secondary weapons, a Mossberg 500 Mariner JIC and a Glock 17. These I do have access to and can maintain all of these proficiently.
User avatar #77 to #75 - pyrothermal (06/27/2010) [-]
I'll bring a coat.
#58 - cuckingfrazy (06/27/2010) [+] (19 replies)
i like how you all seem top think you have access to these things XD
User avatar #109 to #105 - EZy (06/27/2010) [-]
STRAWBERRY!! take that vial zombie!!!
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#36 - jordAnz **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (11 replies)
User avatar #14 - EZy (06/27/2010) [+] (7 replies)
If i was tron guy
Light disk
light disk
light disk
light cycle
internets

but probably
C7, 45 pistol, katana, Motorcycle, Walmart
#121 - thyraxe (06/28/2010) [-]
1.FN scar-H STD with FN40GL-H (fine Belgian craftmanship)
2.FN FIve-seven ( same as the above)
3.shiskebab (fallout) (its a flamethrower and sword together)
4. armor plated toyota aygo (it's agile yet sturdy and it will never stop)
5.rue de la station matagne-la-grande belgium ( search google maps there's an abbondonned factory in the woods
User avatar #120 - SkittlelyDoo (06/27/2010) [-]
Jungle clipped M468 silenced - Accurate/reliable/quite/ammo capacity
USP40 silenced - reliable/silent
Crowbar - painful/low blood splatter/useful tool
Ol' reliable feet - quite/reliable
highest concentration of fat people - I can run faster
#50 - madareklaw **User deleted account** (06/27/2010) [+] (22 replies)
Sword-----don't have to reload ;)
revolver---light weight
knife
Harrier jump jet
a desert of some kind
#42 - ScottishLion **User deleted account** (06/27/2010) [+] (3 replies)
wunderwaffe 2000
akimbo model 1880's
knuckle duster
u know that big tank thing from death race? yeah that with the oil tanker thing
in the middle of a volcano

dead snow ftw
User avatar #15 - boley (06/27/2010) [+] (7 replies)
For me it would be
1. Chuck norris
2. Portal gun
3. Chuck norris
4. Chuck norris
5. Chuck norris
User avatar #61 to #41 - boley (06/27/2010) [-]
OH **** !!!
User avatar #126 - wiinor (03/09/2011) [-]
1. my mosin nagant M91/30 w/bayonet
2. my mossenberg 12 gauge riot gun
3. crowbar and/or bayonet
4. THE GODDAMN BATMOBLIE
5. Vault 69. **** yea
#125 - anonymous (11/24/2010) [-]
no one would belive me but
1. uncle jeff
2. my jeff set (he's paranoid it will happen so he made a set with weapons)
3. sword
4. solar powerd electric bike that still has pedals
5. an island in florida keys
i would wear the outfit in my jeff set
#123 - anonymous (06/28/2010) [+] (1 reply)
1.minigun
2. raging bull
3. broadsword
4. oil tanker
5. abandoned millitary base
#117 - anonymous (06/27/2010) [-]
a troll jus came thru and thumbed down a lot of comments
#96 - anonymous (06/27/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Tags?
#7 - dayofthetomoz **User deleted account** (06/27/2010) [+] (5 replies)
main weapon: ak74
side arm: semi auto pistol
melee weapon: machete
transport: helicopter
main hideout: madagascar
User avatar #2 - unforgiventoo (06/27/2010) [-]
AK-74, colt 1911, machete, supped up Chevy Tahoe, secluded forest in Canada
#1 - anonymous (06/27/2010) [+] (12 replies)
SPAS-15, RPG, Scythe, solar hover car, floating island
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