Zombie Apocalypse. I know it's not funny but I thought it would be mildly entertaining to see the direction that people went.. The ‘year is 2011 and the zombie
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Zombie Apocalypse

I know it's not funny but I thought it would be mildly entertaining to see the direction that people went.

The ‘year is 2011 and the zombie outbreak has reached your town/ city. You have to survive.
You are given the opportunity to organize these 5 things before you get over run. You must
decide and describe why you have chosen these. Take into account - Fuels, Ammo and you
must actually have ACCESS to these items. What is your;
Main weapon?
Side weapon?
Melee Weapon?
Transport?
Main hideout?
For me it would be:
L Garand
2. Revolver
3. Aluminum Bat
4. Sailboat
5. Offshore
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Submitted: 06/27/2010
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User avatar #126 - wiinor (03/09/2011) [-]
1. my mosin nagant M91/30 w/bayonet
2. my mossenberg 12 gauge riot gun
3. crowbar and/or bayonet
4. THE GODDAMN BATMOBLIE
5. Vault 69. **** yea
#125 - anonymous (11/24/2010) [-]
no one would belive me but
1. uncle jeff
2. my jeff set (he's paranoid it will happen so he made a set with weapons)
3. sword
4. solar powerd electric bike that still has pedals
5. an island in florida keys
i would wear the outfit in my jeff set
#123 - anonymous (06/28/2010) [-]
1.minigun
2. raging bull
3. broadsword
4. oil tanker
5. abandoned millitary base
#124 to #123 - anonymous (07/26/2010) [-]
**anonymous rolls 242,187,450** doubles and my melee weapon is the katar/master sword combo
#121 - thyraxe (06/28/2010) [-]
1.FN scar-H STD with FN40GL-H (fine Belgian craftmanship)
2.FN FIve-seven ( same as the above)
3.shiskebab (fallout) (its a flamethrower and sword together)
4. armor plated toyota aygo (it's agile yet sturdy and it will never stop)
5.rue de la station matagne-la-grande belgium ( search google maps there's an abbondonned factory in the woods
User avatar #120 - SkittlelyDoo (06/27/2010) [-]
Jungle clipped M468 silenced - Accurate/reliable/quite/ammo capacity
USP40 silenced - reliable/silent
Crowbar - painful/low blood splatter/useful tool
Ol' reliable feet - quite/reliable
highest concentration of fat people - I can run faster
#117 - anonymous (06/27/2010) [-]
a troll jus came thru and thumbed down a lot of comments
User avatar #106 - Zabuza (06/27/2010) [-]
the grim reapers sycthe
spaz 12
hulk smash gloves
go-kart
an open battleland
#108 to #106 - anonymous (06/27/2010) [-]
I think i put a spaz and a scythe.....i cant remember lol
User avatar #110 to #108 - Zabuza (06/27/2010) [-]
lol there are good wepons
#111 to #110 - anonymous (06/27/2010) [-]
ya i jus looked at the first comment...i did put those...but i put SPAS-15
User avatar #112 to #111 - Zabuza (06/27/2010) [-]
floating island i guess you would get some nice weather there
#114 to #112 - anonymous (06/27/2010) [-]
ya and iv gotten some friends to come along....one thinks im batman tho.....:/
User avatar #107 to #106 - Zabuza (06/27/2010) [-]
either the grim reapers scythe or my sword eh. either ones good
#96 - anonymous (06/27/2010) [-]
Tags?
#97 to #96 - anonymous (06/27/2010) [-]
XD just looked at them and ive been on here since it was posted
User avatar #71 - JohnnyRenegade (06/27/2010) [-]
Protekter/Stryker (same gun) Auto shotgun
Beretta M9 or Mp5k
Machete
Humvee with a 12.7mm M60 on the top
underground bunker
User avatar #70 - pyrothermal (06/27/2010) [-]
Colt AR-15
Colt M1911
Crowbar (Not just a weapon, but a tool too!)
Bicycle
The Open Road

Also, I have alternates for the main and secondary weapons, a Mossberg 500 Mariner JIC and a Glock 17. These I do have access to and can maintain all of these proficiently.
User avatar #72 to #70 - pyrothermal (06/27/2010) [-]
And another thing, my hideout would eventually be in the tundra.
#75 to #72 - anonymous (06/27/2010) [-]
that's cold, man
User avatar #77 to #75 - pyrothermal (06/27/2010) [-]
I'll bring a coat.
#79 to #77 - anonymous (06/27/2010) [-]
ok you cool....wait
#58 - cuckingfrazy (06/27/2010) [-]
i like how you all seem top think you have access to these things XD
#62 to #58 - anonymous (06/27/2010) [-]
true true...but you must realize when the apocalypse comes nobody will keep things from us anymore cuz they'll be dead......er undead
User avatar #73 to #62 - EZy (06/27/2010) [-]
I am almost certain that those keeping such items from us would in effect take them for themselfs... army helicopters and airplanes and such would probably either be used by the military, or crashed somewhere. Fully stocked underground bases seems improbable but... i suppose maybe. And unless your batman, odds are your not finding the batcave or gotham... fully armored trucks and chuck, seems off as well
#78 to #73 - anonymous (06/27/2010) [-]
but i am the batman!! thats y i b anon
User avatar #82 to #78 - EZy (06/27/2010) [-]
SWEET! Can I camp out in your cave? I wont abuse your butler and I wont pick on robin... too much.
#84 to #82 - anonymous (06/27/2010) [-]
i actually wont b there...ill b on my floating island...dont **** with the butler he WILL kick your ass...but do what you will wit robin hes a little bitch
User avatar #87 to #84 - EZy (06/27/2010) [-]
hehe, wait bat girl or catwoman gonna be there??
#89 to #87 - anonymous (06/27/2010) [-]
nah they'll b wit me
User avatar #98 to #89 - EZy (06/27/2010) [-]
meh, Ill take my chances elsewhere then.
#100 to #98 - anonymous (06/27/2010) [-]
I dont mind sharing just bring the butler on your way here
User avatar #101 to #100 - EZy (06/27/2010) [-]
alright official changing my melee weapon to "Trojan condom"
#103 to #101 - anonymous (06/27/2010) [-]
XD just one?
User avatar #104 to #103 - EZy (06/27/2010) [-]
lol I'm in walmart... I have a bit of a selection, not like I'm gonna run outta ammo anytime soon.
#105 to #104 - anonymous (06/27/2010) [-]
true true...so ribbed or spiked....O.O!! or flavored!! which is more deadly?
User avatar #109 to #105 - EZy (06/27/2010) [-]
STRAWBERRY!! take that vial zombie!!!
#113 to #109 - anonymous (06/27/2010) [-]
yep ur comin to the island definitely....im glad its basically a ******* continent in the sky
User avatar #115 to #113 - EZy (06/27/2010) [-]
U got an address?? Ill put it in my gps and header over when the outbreak hits. And you better have Internet! I just realised that walmart dosent so that kinda puts a damper on things...
#116 to #115 - anonymous (06/27/2010) [-]
by 2011 internet will b run by satellites and im in the sky so ya internet is a go....and if u c a bigass cloud, I'm on top of it
User avatar #118 to #116 - EZy (06/27/2010) [-]
sounds solid to me.
#119 to #118 - anonymous (06/27/2010) [-]
i shall see you there comrade...and now I must find some condoms bc catwoman is getting randy.....and so is bat girl
#53 - msibomb **User deleted account** (06/27/2010) [-]
i chose you pikachu
#57 to #53 - anonymous (06/27/2010) [-]
good luck riding pikachu
#50 - madareklaw **User deleted account** (06/27/2010) [-]
Sword-----don't have to reload ;)
revolver---light weight
knife
Harrier jump jet
a desert of some kind
#54 to #50 - anonymous (06/27/2010) [-]
sword---hav to sharpen and polish
revolver---six shots thats it
knife---you have a sword *******
Harrier jump jet---that **** is automated, you don't control it
a desert of some kind---you would die of hunger or food...the only food zombies need is you...and they don't really need that, they just want it
#59 to #54 - madareklaw **User deleted account** (06/27/2010) [-]
it would take only 24 hours for a zombie Apocalypse to spread across the whole world anyway so it's pointless doing this, unless of course to have a ticket to mars, even then the mars mission will be ready in 2018 which will be useless as this will be 7 years to late.
Also the knife is to throw... i'm not going to throw the sword am i?
and i can reload you know.
and a harrier jump jet does have a pilot so in the desert you can go and get supplies and you'll be safly out of the way of the zombies. And if i go to one of the poles, which techniqucally are deserts i can fish and hunter polar bears and **** .
now, Sir, you argument is invalid.
#64 to #59 - anonymous (06/27/2010) [-]
you shot me down like i just shot down your only harrier...bravo :D
#67 to #64 - madareklaw **User deleted account** (06/27/2010) [-]
perhaps a spare harrier is needed...
#68 to #67 - anonymous (06/27/2010) [-]
just add it to your list lol....wait can you do that?
#69 to #68 - madareklaw **User deleted account** (06/27/2010) [-]
Sword-----don't have to reload ;)
revolver---light weight
knife
Harrier jump jet (times 2)
a desert of some kind
#74 to #69 - anonymous (06/27/2010) [-]
ok you cool now...lol sry for givin you trouble
#76 to #74 - madareklaw **User deleted account** (06/27/2010) [-]
things just needed clearing up is all
#81 to #76 - anonymous (06/27/2010) [-]
yah...i keep pointing out issues i see in posts and ppl call me a douchebag...idk y im just lettin em know...looks like you got it all covered tho...i hope to see u on my floating island along with absolutewilson, friend
User avatar #80 to #76 - pyrothermal (06/27/2010) [-]
Nice anonymous takedown, bro! For that, you deserve an internets. It's the least I can do.
#83 to #80 - madareklaw **User deleted account** (06/27/2010) [-]
i accept :P
#85 to #83 - anonymous (06/27/2010) [-]
u accept the anon or u accept pyrothermal....cuz that wuznt a takedown u jus were clearin things up and provin u were prepared
#86 to #85 - madareklaw **User deleted account** (06/27/2010) [-]
i wanted an internet
#88 to #86 - anonymous (06/27/2010) [-]
so i wont b cn u on the island, then?
#90 to #88 - madareklaw **User deleted account** (06/27/2010) [-]
not if i get there first
#91 to #90 - anonymous (06/27/2010) [-]
its not a competition lol but iv been on it 4 a while
#92 to #91 - madareklaw **User deleted account** (06/27/2010) [-]
i disagree
#93 to #92 - anonymous (06/27/2010) [-]
sigh....this is what u get for trying to extend an olive branch of peace on FJ...
#94 to #93 - madareklaw **User deleted account** (06/27/2010) [-]
i like olives...
#102 to #94 - anonymous (06/27/2010) [-]
had to reply to this one because of the limit...but ya see ya there
#95 to #94 - anonymous (06/27/2010) [-]
u can hav all the ones absolutewilson brings if you come to the island
#99 to #95 - madareklaw **User deleted account** (06/27/2010) [-]
Deal, i'll give you a harrier
#42 - ScottishLion **User deleted account** (06/27/2010) [-]
wunderwaffe 2000
akimbo model 1880's
knuckle duster
u know that big tank thing from death race? yeah that with the oil tanker thing
in the middle of a volcano

dead snow ftw
#45 to #42 - anonymous (06/27/2010) [-]
you're putting something involving oil in the middle of a mountain of fire? probably not the best idea....im just sayin
#52 to #45 - ScottishLion **User deleted account** (06/27/2010) [-]
no its not full of oil. look up death race tanker "dreadnought"
#55 to #52 - anonymous (06/27/2010) [-]
no oil? ok you cool until Pele decides to screw you over she's a fickle bitch
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#37 to #36 - anonymous (06/27/2010) [-]
You should have put the batmobile man
User avatar #47 to #37 - absolutewilson (06/27/2010) [-]
That changes Everything!
#49 to #47 - anonymous (06/27/2010) [-]
wow i had forgotten about that XD
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#38 to #37 - jordAnz **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#39 to #38 - anonymous (06/27/2010) [-]
and while you're at it, why dont you put Morgan Freemanas your man weapon? He created all of batmans ****
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#43 to #40 - anonymous (06/27/2010) [-]
tru but MF cud make a pimped-out.....er, MORE pimped-out utility belt
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#44 to #43 - jordAnz **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#46 to #44 - anonymous (06/27/2010) [-]
you know your avatar makes me think of Billy Mays for some reason
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#48 to #46 - jordAnz **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#51 to #48 - anonymous (06/27/2010) [-]
it would b like girlfriend-b-gone or something...100% effective
User avatar #15 - boley (06/27/2010) [-]
For me it would be
1. Chuck norris
2. Portal gun
3. Chuck norris
4. Chuck norris
5. Chuck norris
#33 to #15 - anonymous (06/27/2010) [-]
Chuck Norris couldn't be your transport...you dont ride Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris rides you
#22 to #15 - anonymous (06/27/2010) [-]
how original
User avatar #26 to #22 - absolutewilson (06/27/2010) [-]
I agree portal gun was pretty far out his comfort zone.
User avatar #31 to #26 - boley (06/27/2010) [-]
Have fun not living when teh zombies come, I mean really? If you have chuck norris what else would you need?
#41 to #31 - anonymous (06/27/2010) [-]
you do realize you're talkin to the person who sed when the apocalypse is coming...if he knows when he may be the one in control of the zombies....you gonna DIE!!
User avatar #61 to #41 - boley (06/27/2010) [-]
OH **** !!!
#66 to #61 - anonymous (06/27/2010) [-]
also what that guy sed about riding Chuck Norris...true
User avatar #14 - EZy (06/27/2010) [-]
If i was tron guy
Light disk
light disk
light disk
light cycle
internets

but probably
C7, 45 pistol, katana, Motorcycle, Walmart
User avatar #20 to #14 - absolutewilson (06/27/2010) [-]
Katana would be epic but the splatter from your ownage could ruin your clothing, or worse get you infected.
User avatar #23 to #20 - EZy (06/27/2010) [-]
i would attempt to keep it sharp to help cut down splatter. I also feel that sharp weapons would splatter less then blunt force.
#25 to #23 - anonymous (06/27/2010) [-]
which is why i take the grim reapers scythe...eternally sharp
User avatar #29 to #25 - EZy (06/27/2010) [-]
though I agree it would be sharp, but with a scythe, in order to get a proper slice on anything, you need to hook in behind your target, which would pull the target towards you and aim the splatter at you.
User avatar #28 to #25 - absolutewilson (06/27/2010) [-]
and great for cutting fruits and vegetables. Nothing beats a nice fruit salad.
User avatar #32 to #28 - EZy (06/27/2010) [-]
The thing is choosing a melee weapon is tough because they all are rather risky... perhaps a shield would count as a melee weapon, Spartans seem to do effective damage with them.
#30 to #28 - anonymous (06/27/2010) [-]
with vanilla wafers and cheez-its...because some ******* forgot the animals!!
#11 - touchmybumbum (06/27/2010) [-]
M249
AA-12
Machete
armoured boat
Deserted alcatraz prison
User avatar #8 - bugkiller (06/27/2010) [-]
AA12
MG42
Machete
Stryker ACP
Heavly armored warehouse
User avatar #122 to #8 - bugkiller (06/28/2010) [-]
im switching my machete to a claymore sword, three feet of zombie hacking power.
#7 - dayofthetomoz **User deleted account** (06/27/2010) [-]
main weapon: ak74
side arm: semi auto pistol
melee weapon: machete
transport: helicopter
main hideout: madagascar
User avatar #13 to #7 - absolutewilson (06/27/2010) [-]
Watch out, those Africans are almost as bad. Starvation and AIDs is pretty close to being as lethal as a Zombie.
#10 to #7 - anonymous (06/27/2010) [-]
Nothing can get into madagascar! NOTHING!
#18 to #10 - anonymous (06/27/2010) [-]
lol at the Epidemic game reference
User avatar #16 to #10 - boley (06/27/2010) [-]
Actually I played a game of pandemic that I got super lucky and started in madagascar lol
#19 to #16 - anonymous (06/27/2010) [-]
Well then boley i guess you proved me wrong...and who's the ******** who put epidemic?
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