10 shittiest ways to die. alright since of people got pissed by the fact that there arent 10 on here i will do as many as i can on the next one... takes ages fi
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10 shittiest ways to die

alright since ********* of people got pissed by the fact that there arent 10 on here i will do as many as i can on the next one... takes ages finding these stories in china

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A Iranian bridegroom died instantly
when he licked honey from his bride' s finger
during their marriage ceremony in the north-
western city of Chain and choked to death on
one of = false nails. The bride was rushed to
hospital after fainting from shock. Iranian
couples lick honey from each other' s fingers when
they get married so that their life together
starts sweetly.
LOUISETTE, NC — An experienced parachutist filmed his own tth'' ', death
plunge after he fell = an while carrying a video camera but
apparently without he had no Eaily said Tuesday.
Officials declared the death Saturday of Ivan Lester McGuire, 35, of
Durham, an accident.
Franklin County Capt. Ralph Brown said there was no foul play and
no indication of suicide, although "a man who has jumped 800 times ought to
remember his parachute."
The videotape shows McGuire leaving the plane, apparently without Wlaa&
Brown said. Other parachutists then jump and free fall, but 'wma when
they pop their parachutes and McGuire plunges on toward the ground at 150
Death by tampons sounds unlikely, but it
to chronic snorer Mark Gleeson in
1996. The Hampshire man tried to cure his
problem '' g shoving two of the female hygiene
products up his nose. He suffocated as he
Beware of dickish eagles if you ever go to
Iran. Two car passengers died there when
an are soaring overhead accidentally
dropped a cobra into their vehicle. It bit
them straightaway, killing them both.
How for would you go to prove a point?
Michael Toye from Hampshire had a
burning desire to prove to a ' that
white is flammable — so he dowsed
himself in the stuff and set fire to "
He died from serious burns six days
later, in April 2007.
PICK ONE! dont care which on it is, just
l know if l should continue to a part 2
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#23 - icanflywaitno **User deleted account** (06/27/2010) [+] (5 replies)
Jumped off a plane and forgetting your parachute eh? You could say he fell for himself.
User avatar #94 - Lawicki (06/27/2010) [+] (7 replies)
WTF man! This isn't ten, your title is a lie!
#146 - HardcoreNecro **User deleted account** (06/27/2010) [+] (8 replies)
I can top it, though the guy didn't die, I think anyone would rather pick death over it.

A man was hiking in the desert and there was a fire a few miles away, well some helicopters were evacuating the cows from a farm and while one of the cows were being air lifted to safety, it took a **** , the man looked up right as the giant pile of crap hit him in the head, paralyzing him from the neck down.
User avatar #110 - PillowRapist (06/27/2010) [-]
When you say 10 i expect 10, not 5 with a part 2, you stupid thumbs whore
#403 - IamSorryDes **User deleted account** (06/27/2010) [+] (7 replies)

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User avatar #289 - OhReally (06/27/2010) [+] (3 replies)
who else watches that show "1000 ways to die"?
User avatar #252 - JustFuckOff (06/27/2010) [-]
There was 10 there? I couldn't tell; I can only count to potato.
User avatar #209 - dublahblah (06/27/2010) [+] (8 replies)
I saw this thing on 1000 ways to die, this guy was kicking a piece of wood that was jammed in a wood chipper, kicked really hard and his foot went through, and he slowly got grounded up........ thats painful.....
User avatar #175 - Happiness (06/27/2010) [-]
Well it looks like a sweet start quickly became..

*puts on sunglasses*

A bitter end
#353 - penguincommando **User deleted account** (06/27/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Why would you light yourself on fire?
User avatar #360 to #353 - Procean (06/27/2010) [-]
a combination of:
you got really pissed
your drunk
your not to smart
you dont like being proved wrong
you like the color of the flames
thought it would be cool to see the inside of fire.
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#246 - TheFJMascot **User deleted account** (06/27/2010) [-]
10? can you only count to 5?
User avatar #385 - TheAssassin (06/27/2010) [-]
Even the birds in Iran are terrorists...
#382 - HatakeRules **User deleted account** (06/27/2010) [-]
here's a ****** way to die--on the toilet

nuff said
#355 - penguincommando **User deleted account** (06/27/2010) [-]
ok, next time I go to Iran, I'll roll up my car's windows
User avatar #314 - Grimmis (06/27/2010) [-]
those thumbs in the picture.....THEY SHOULD REPLACE THE ****** THUMBS WE HAS NOW!!!!
User avatar #268 - ProtestTheVillain (06/27/2010) [-]
where i live a cow was being air lifted by a helicopter and the cow **** in mid air, the **** landed on some ones head and killed them. now that is a ****** way to die but.. **** happens.
#145 - IherdUlikeMudkipz **User deleted account** (06/27/2010) [-]
i have one.
a man wanted to commit suicide but no matter how much he tried he couldnt. he tried hanging himself but whenever he was passed out the rope would snap. he finnaly decided that god didn't want him to die. so he didn't want to die. he got murdered the next day.
User avatar #2 - cashisjay (06/26/2010) [+] (1 reply)
u said TOP TEN i only seen 5 -.- but u still go my thumbs
#1 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/26/2010) [+] (2 replies)
I reckon, the gayest way to die... Would be to have a turtle dropped on your head by a bird of prey...
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