How the Economy Works. A basic description of how economy works around the globe. Sorry if repost, new to FJ.. A CHRISTIAN DEMOCRAT, You have twa caws. You keep
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How the Economy Works

A basic description of how economy works around the globe. Sorry if repost, new to FJ.

A CHRISTIAN DEMOCRAT, You have twa caws.
You keep ane and give ane ta your neighbor.
A , You have twa caws.
The government takes ane and gives it ta your neighbor.
AN AMERICAN REPUBLICAN: You have twa caws. Your neighbor has nane. So what?
AN AMERICAN DEMOCRAT, You have twa caws.
Your neighbor has nane. You feel guilty for being successful.
You vate people into office wha tax. your caws, forcing you ta sell ane ta raise
money ta pay the tax. The people yau voted for then take the tax. money and buy
a caw and give it ta your neighbor. You feel righteous.
A COMMUNIST, You have twa caws.
The government seizes both and provides yau with milk.
A FASCIST: You have twa caws. The government seizes bath and sells you the milk.
You win the underground and start a campaign of sabatage.
DEMOCRACY.. AMERICAN STYLE, You have twa caws.
The government taxes you ta the paint you have ta sell bath ta support a
man in a foreign country wha has only ane caw, which was a gift from your government.
CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE, You have twa caws. Tau sell ane, buy a bull, and
build a herd of caws.
BUREAUCRACY.. AMERICAN STYLE, You have twa caws. The government takes bath,
shoots ane, milks the ather, pays yau for the milk.. then pours the milk dawn the drain.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION, You have twa caws. You sell ane, and force the other ta
produce the milk of four caws. You are surprised when the caw drops dead.
A FRENCH CORPORATION, You have twa caws. Tau go an strike because
you want three caws.
A JAPANESE CORPORATION, You have twa caws. You redesign them so they are
the size of an ordinary caw and Produce twenty times the milk.
You then create clever new cartman images called and market them ,
A GERMAN CORPORATION, You have twa caws. You leetginger them so they live for
100 years, eat ance a month, and milk themselves.
A BRITISH CORPORATION, You have twa caws. They are mad. They die. Pass the
shepherd' s pie.. please.
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION, You have twa caws, but yau dan' t know where they are.
You break for lunch.
A RUSSIAN CORPORATION, You have twa caws. Tau caunt them and learn
you have five caws. Tau caunt them again and learn you have 42 caws.
You caunt them again and learn yau have 12 caws.
You stop counting caws and apon anither battle of vadka.
A SWISS CORPORATION, You have 5000 caws, nane of which belong ta you.
You charge atheis for staring them.
A BRAZILIAN CORPORATION, You have twa caws.
You enter into a partnership with an American corparation. Soon yau have 1000 caws and
the American corparation declares bankruptcy.
AN INDIAN CORPORATION, You have twa caws. Tau warship bath of them.
A CHINESE CORPORATION, You have twa caws. Tau have 300 peaple milking them.
You claim full employment. high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman
wha reported an them.
AN ISRAELI CORPORATION, There are these twa Jewish caws, right?
They apon a milk factory.. an ice cream stare, and then sell the movie rights.
They send their calves ta Harvard ta become doctors. So.. wha needs People?
AN ARKANSAS CORPORATION, You have twa caws. That ane an the left is kinda cute.
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User avatar #3 - LazerFish (06/27/2010) [-]
Canadian corporation: Just give the cows more and more weed untill their happy
User avatar #2 - PeaceLoveEmpathy (06/27/2010) [-]
Amsterdam Corporation: you have two cows but you dnt give a ****
and light another blunt.
User avatar #1 - WizardOfTheLawl (06/26/2010) [-]
Capitalist - you have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull
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