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The Vamp. Thank you for getting this to front page. D<br /> . I scam: this comment on picture I posted crud had to search it AD. c" ' yo u Millai tn at th

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The Vamp , 99
Updated by popular request... Yes the The Vamp retains hot
and cold temperature. Toss it in the fridge forthat authentic
JUSTIN TIME FOR HALLOWEEN! Who doesn' t love those
dark and mysterious vamps on the screen and in the books
t we all lustfully? Thats what we thought. For
those offs who fantasize about being spellbound and
tantalized by the forbidden comes The Vamp. We promise
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The Vamp is a realistically dildo based appropriately on
our Sires design but with a deathly pale hesh tone
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Length: STE’ Diameter: ‘"
Then I read the reviews rand found some
hilarious. Efil
Robyn 91!
What I really wanted was an penis in my needy
vag, so I put it in the fridge. I put it in the fridge, and it
froze to my labia for an hour. Mind you, I came like a
geyser, but it was very awkward to explain to my dog.
This will probably be more successful than when they
released the toy story themed dildos. Although the
thought of buzz Lightyear and woody going balls deep in
my anus was pretty appealing
Colin ' 91.
I' been the proud owner ofa )] since I
first saw American Werewolf in London, but when I came
across the Vamp I knew my satan prayers had been
answered. My my way of using my Vamps is in a little
game I like to call Trick or Treat' - my partner blindfolds
me and slides in one, two or at a stretch even three of
our fantasy themed toys, and depending on the feeling, I
let him knw if it was a trick or a treat!!! Happy
Holy Crap! I have always dreamed about this kind of
thing. I love LOVE LOVE Vampires. I dream about them
biting me and I also dream about their big cold cocks
inside of me. Ijust ordered 3 of them, and I plan to freeze
them all and use them all at once. I don' t even need to
trv this product to know that it is AWESOMEPIE ll
nicholas 95993919
I was very impressed with the quality of this shaft.
However, I was very disappointed in the lack of sparkle
the item has. I have as much sparkle in mine as this one
does c- . I opened it thinking they sent the wrong color
then I went outside and tried comparing to the video. It
was not even close! My neighbors were looking at me
kind sofunny though!!
Edward ferns secure me too. as
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#121 - Valentyn **User deleted account**
Reply +40 123456789123345869
(06/27/2010) [-]
Uh, that's a bit big for Edward's penis, don't you think?
User avatar #30 - Tundar
Reply +22 123456789123345869
(06/26/2010) [-]
Only thing I don't get is that vampires are dead, therefore no blood flow, therefore no erection. So basically that dildo should be limp.
User avatar #40 to #30 - Jaybrene
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(06/27/2010) [-]
Rigor Mortis-hard as a rock?
#461 to #40 - Shortcat
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(06/27/2010) [-]
Penis isnt a muscle broski.
User avatar #31 to #30 - Fopp [OP]
Reply +8 123456789123345869
(06/26/2010) [-]
You sir win one internetz.
User avatar #159 - frokopop
Reply +14 123456789123345869
(06/27/2010) [-]
So i guess edward just straps that on to make him feel less ashamed of his vagina.
User avatar #334 - JRAB
Reply +13 123456789123345869
(06/27/2010) [-]
Wait a second...he's a technically, he's no no i right here or what?
#344 to #334 - shagyman **User deleted account**
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(06/27/2010) [-]
he shoved a stick inside it
User avatar #375 - ScottishPirate
Reply +12 123456789123345869
(06/27/2010) [-]
It's because Twilight fans don't get cock anyway.
#380 to #375 - anon
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(06/27/2010) [-]
User avatar #382 to #375 - krispybananaz
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(06/27/2010) [-]
cause theyre fat and have no lives and believe vampires are real
User avatar #377 to #375 - XxNearliekbaconxX
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(06/27/2010) [-]
that's true.
User avatar #104 - DaCrazyOne
Reply +12 123456789123345869
(06/27/2010) [-]
men...this is why we shall commit mass genocide.
upon all that is unholy.
upon all that is ******* ghey.
upon all that just piss us smooth the **** off!
prepare your swords and axes, gentlemen...FOR TOMMORROW, WE MARCH!
User avatar #141 to #104 - TigerMann
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(06/27/2010) [-]
You have my swords, shotguns, wooden stakes, garlic, and explosives.
It's time we take down the Twilight menaces once and for all.
What are your plans for battle, Commander DaCrazyOne?
User avatar #477 to #141 - DaCrazyOne
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(06/28/2010) [-]
we need guns....lots of guns....and a couple flamethrowers, and we need to rally EVERYONE to our cause!
Rally the troops to this comment.
#4 - RuckasNuckas **User deleted account**
Reply +12 123456789123345869
(06/26/2010) [-]
if a boner is caused by blood rushing to the dick, and vampires dont have blood... does that mean edward cant get hard?
User avatar #10 to #4 - RawrberryDelphi
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(06/26/2010) [-]
Your avatar makes me happy.
#11 to #10 - RuckasNuckas **User deleted account**
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(06/26/2010) [-]
why thank you. it was one of the front page gif's from like 2 days ago
User avatar #13 to #11 - RawrberryDelphi
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(06/26/2010) [-]
Must have missed it. But props on using it as your avatar.
User avatar #38 to #4 - GlennBeck
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(06/26/2010) [-]
That would normally be the case, but that would require HER to have a dick in the first place.
User avatar #235 - CollinTB
Reply +10 123456789123345869
(06/27/2010) [-]
...2 of those comments were made by men...and one of them has my name...
#250 to #235 - SherrifWoody **User deleted account**
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(06/27/2010) [-]
confession time
#238 to #235 - WTSnacks **User deleted account**
Reply +6 123456789123345869
(06/27/2010) [-]
Do you have something you want to tell us Collin?
User avatar #292 to #238 - CollinTB
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(06/27/2010) [-]
No, but im buying a gun in case i need to shoot myself from the shame. But seriously, why the **** did Nicholas buy a twilight dildo?
User avatar #90 - xfabulacex
Reply +10 123456789123345869
(06/27/2010) [-]
holy crap i think you should continue with the freaky dildo pictures, they would do well tbh i think you should carry on they are kind of interesting
#82 - Giratina **User deleted account**
Reply +9 123456789123345869
(06/27/2010) [-]
Take a dildo outside and stare at it while it shines ,SURE, YOUR NEIGHBOR'S KIDS ARE OUTSIDE PLAYING BUT IM SURE THEY WON'T MIND.