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The Vamp
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#121
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Valentyn (06/27/2010) [+]
(1 reply)
Uh, that's a bit big for Edward's penis, don't you think?
#132
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N. Korean citizen (06/27/2010) [+]
(4 replies)
Vampires are cold because they have no blood flow...
doesn't that mean a vampire can't get a hard-on?
doesn't that mean a vampire can't get a hard-on?
Only thing I don't get is that vampires are dead, therefore no blood flow, therefore no erection. So basically that dildo should be limp.
So i guess edward just straps that on to make him feel less ashamed of his vagina.
Wait a second...he's a vampire...so technically, he's dead...so no heart-beat...so no erection...am i right here or what?
It's because Twilight fans don't get cock anyway.
men...this is why we shall commit mass genocide.
upon all that is unholy.
upon all that is fucking ghey.
upon all that just piss us smooth the FUCK off!
OUR TIME IS NIGH!
prepare your swords and axes, gentlemen...FOR TOMMORROW, WE MARCH!
upon all that is unholy.
upon all that is fucking ghey.
upon all that just piss us smooth the FUCK off!
OUR TIME IS NIGH!
prepare your swords and axes, gentlemen...FOR TOMMORROW, WE MARCH!
#4
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RuckasNuckas (06/26/2010) [+]
(4 replies)
if a boner is caused by blood rushing to the dick, and vampires dont have blood... does that mean edward cant get hard?
...2 of those comments were made by men...and one of them has my name...
holy crap i think you should continue with the freaky dildo pictures, they would do well tbh i think you should carry on they are kind of interesting
#82
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Giratina (06/27/2010) [-]
Take a dildo outside and stare at it while it shines ,SURE, YOUR NEIGHBOR'S KIDS ARE OUTSIDE PLAYING BUT IM SURE THEY WON'T MIND.
#329
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IceBird (06/27/2010) [-]
penguins deal with cold dicks all the time
dont see the big deal
fuckin fan girls
dont see the big deal
fuckin fan girls
Vampires don't even reproduce! The reason the species survives is because of the whole "I bite you, you become one of us" thing. But seriously, even Count Chocula is more of a vampire than Edward.
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not enough sparkles on my dildo, now that's a real concern of mine right there...
not.
not.