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The Vamp , 99
DES. C, % l SPECS I EXPERT ADVICE
Updated by popular request... Yes the The Vamp retains hot
and cold temperature. Toss it in the fridge forthat authentic
experience.
JUSTIN TIME FOR HALLOWEEN! Who doesn' t love those
dark and mysterious vamps on the screen and in the books
t we all lustfully? Thats what we thought. For
those offs who fantasize about being spellbound and
tantalized by the forbidden comes The Vamp. We promise
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this vamp won' t be the only thing in the night.
The Vamp is a realistically dildo based appropriately on
our Sires design but with a deathly pale hesh tone
an reminiscent ofthe moon' s soft glow. Since its amantes toy,
The Vamp is made from Tantas' own unique blend %
Silicone. Don' t be surprised ofthis toy
seduces you, its long sleek shaft and deliciously ridged
head calling out to you in the night. But don' t save this for
Just nocturnal escapades, try taking out in the
sunlight and watch it sparkle.
The Vamp is eweb only exclusive offering through
com for . 99. Don' t miss out on this one ofa
kind toy, place your order to day.
DESCRIPTION I SPECS I E)
Size
Length: STE’ Diameter: ‘"
And it SPARKLERS.
Then I read the reviews rand found some
hilarious. Efil
Robyn 91!
What I really wanted was an penis in my needy
vag, so I put it in the fridge. I put it in the fridge, and it
froze to my labia for an hour. Mind you, I came like a
geyser, but it was very awkward to explain to my dog.
This will probably be more successful than when they
released the toy story themed dildos. Although the
thought of buzz Lightyear and woody going balls deep in
my anus was pretty appealing
Colin ' 91.
I' been the proud owner ofa )] since I
first saw American Werewolf in London, but when I came
across the Vamp I knew my satan prayers had been
answered. My my way of using my Vamps is in a little
game I like to call Trick or Treat' - my partner blindfolds
me and slides in one, two or at a stretch even three of
our fantasy themed toys, and depending on the feeling, I
let him knw if it was a trick or a treat!!! Happy
Suzie
Holy Crap! I have always dreamed about this kind of
thing. I love LOVE LOVE Vampires. I dream about them
biting me and I also dream about their big cold cocks
inside of me. Ijust ordered 3 of them, and I plan to freeze
them all and use them all at once. I don' t even need to
trv this product to know that it is AWESOMEPIE ll
nicholas 95993919
I was very impressed with the quality of this shaft.
However, I was very disappointed in the lack of sparkle
the item has. I have as much sparkle in mine as this one
does c- . I opened it thinking they sent the wrong color
then I went outside and tried comparing to the video. It
was not even close! My neighbors were looking at me
kind sofunny though!!
Edward ferns secure me too. as
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#121 - Valentyn **User deleted account** (06/27/2010) [-]
Uh, that's a bit big for Edward's penis, don't you think?
#132 - anonymous (06/27/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Vampires are cold because they have no blood flow...
doesn't that mean a vampire can't get a hard-on?
User avatar #30 - Tundar (06/26/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Only thing I don't get is that vampires are dead, therefore no blood flow, therefore no erection. So basically that dildo should be limp.
User avatar #159 - frokopop (06/27/2010) [-]
So i guess edward just straps that on to make him feel less ashamed of his vagina.
User avatar #334 - JRAB (06/27/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Wait a second...he's a vampire...so technically, he's dead...so no heart-beat...so no erection...am i right here or what?
User avatar #375 - ScottishPirate (06/27/2010) [+] (3 replies)
It's because Twilight fans don't get cock anyway.
User avatar #104 - DaCrazyOne (06/27/2010) [+] (6 replies)
men...this is why we shall commit mass genocide.
upon all that is unholy.
upon all that is fucking ghey.
upon all that just piss us smooth the FUCK off!
OUR TIME IS NIGH!
prepare your swords and axes, gentlemen...FOR TOMMORROW, WE MARCH!
#4 - RuckasNuckas **User deleted account** (06/26/2010) [+] (4 replies)
if a boner is caused by blood rushing to the dick, and vampires dont have blood... does that mean edward cant get hard?
User avatar #235 - CollinTB (06/27/2010) [+] (3 replies)
...2 of those comments were made by men...and one of them has my name...
User avatar #90 - xfabulacex (06/27/2010) [-]
holy crap i think you should continue with the freaky dildo pictures, they would do well tbh i think you should carry on they are kind of interesting
User avatar #144 - babs (06/27/2010) [+] (2 replies)
didnt know that they made 2 inches dildoes..
#82 - Giratina **User deleted account** (06/27/2010) [-]
Take a dildo outside and stare at it while it shines ,SURE, YOUR NEIGHBOR'S KIDS ARE OUTSIDE PLAYING BUT IM SURE THEY WON'T MIND.
#335 - ImABalloon **User deleted account** (06/27/2010) [+] (1 reply)
did they do that for Harry Pot- nevermind.... -_-
User avatar #330 - Charmeleon (06/27/2010) [-]
could you imagine freezer burn?
#329 - IceBird **User deleted account** (06/27/2010) [-]
penguins deal with cold dicks all the time


dont see the big deal


fuckin fan girls
#328 - TheStorm **User deleted account** (06/27/2010) [+] (2 replies)
So thats what happened to his penis.
User avatar #331 to #328 - eleanorhowe (06/27/2010) [-]
what penis?
User avatar #151 - DoctorMusic (06/27/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Vampires don't even reproduce! The reason the species survives is because of the whole "I bite you, you become one of us" thing. But seriously, even Count Chocula is more of a vampire than Edward.
User avatar #111 - WolfRider (06/27/2010) [-]
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User avatar #459 - iProcrastinate (06/27/2010) [+] (1 reply)
not enough sparkles on my dildo, now that's a real concern of mine right there...





not.
#401 - penguincommando **User deleted account** (06/27/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Real dildos burn in the sunlight...
User avatar #403 to #401 - YurBuddy (06/27/2010) [-]
I hope that the dildo doesnt bite and turn us all into dildos
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