The Vamp. Thank you for getting this to front page. D<br /> http://tantusinc.com/mm5/merchant. mvc?Screen=PROD&StoreCode=T D&ProductCode=VAMP.
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The Vamp

Thank you for getting this to front page. D<br />
http://tantusinc.com/mm5/merchant. mvc?Screen=PROD&amp;amp;StoreCode=T D&amp;amp;ProductCode=VAMP

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Submitted: 06/26/2010
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#121 - Valentyn (06/27/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Uh, that's a bit big for Edward's penis, don't you think?
#132 - N. Korean citizen (06/27/2010) [+] (4 replies)
Vampires are cold because they have no blood flow...
doesn't that mean a vampire can't get a hard-on?
User avatar #30 - Tundar (06/26/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Only thing I don't get is that vampires are dead, therefore no blood flow, therefore no erection. So basically that dildo should be limp.
User avatar #159 - frokopop ONLINE (06/27/2010) [-]
So i guess edward just straps that on to make him feel less ashamed of his vagina.
User avatar #334 - JRAB (06/27/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Wait a second...he's a vampire...so technically, he's dead...so no heart-beat...so no erection...am i right here or what?
User avatar #375 - ScottishPirate (06/27/2010) [+] (3 replies)
It's because Twilight fans don't get cock anyway.
User avatar #104 - DaCrazyOne (06/27/2010) [+] (8 replies)
men...this is why we shall commit mass genocide.
upon all that is unholy.
upon all that is fucking ghey.
upon all that just piss us smooth the FUCK off!
OUR TIME IS NIGH!
prepare your swords and axes, gentlemen...FOR TOMMORROW, WE MARCH!
#4 - RuckasNuckas (06/26/2010) [+] (4 replies)
if a boner is caused by blood rushing to the dick, and vampires dont have blood... does that mean edward cant get hard?
User avatar #235 - CollinTB (06/27/2010) [+] (3 replies)
...2 of those comments were made by men...and one of them has my name...
User avatar #90 - xfabulacex (06/27/2010) [-]
holy crap i think you should continue with the freaky dildo pictures, they would do well tbh i think you should carry on they are kind of interesting
User avatar #144 - babs (06/27/2010) [+] (2 replies)
didnt know that they made 2 inches dildoes..
#82 - Giratina (06/27/2010) [-]
Take a dildo outside and stare at it while it shines ,SURE, YOUR NEIGHBOR'S KIDS ARE OUTSIDE PLAYING BUT IM SURE THEY WON'T MIND.
#335 - ImABalloon (06/27/2010) [+] (1 reply)
did they do that for Harry Pot- nevermind.... -_-
#328 - TheStorm (06/27/2010) [+] (2 replies)
So thats what happened to his penis.
User avatar #331 to #328 - eleanorhowe (06/27/2010) [-]
what penis?
User avatar #330 - Charmeleon (06/27/2010) [-]
could you imagine freezer burn?
#329 - IceBird (06/27/2010) [-]
penguins deal with cold dicks all the time


dont see the big deal


fuckin fan girls
User avatar #151 - DoctorMusic (06/27/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Vampires don't even reproduce! The reason the species survives is because of the whole "I bite you, you become one of us" thing. But seriously, even Count Chocula is more of a vampire than Edward.
User avatar #111 - WolfRider (06/27/2010) [-]
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User avatar #459 - iProcrastinate (06/27/2010) [+] (1 reply)
not enough sparkles on my dildo, now that's a real concern of mine right there...





not.
#340 - N. Korean citizen (06/27/2010) [+] (1 reply)
If they're imitating Edward they need to shrink that about 6 inches... Just sayin'
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