jellyfish

Woah what the fuck did I ever do to you?

HEY ALL YOU PEOPLE! HEY ALL YOU PEOPLE!
HEY ALL YOU PEOPLE WON'T YOU LISTEN TO MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
I'VE JUST HAD A SANDWICH! NO ORDINARY SANDWICH!
A SANDWICH FILLED WITH JELLYFISH JELLYYYYYYYYYY!!!
OH YOU'VE GOT TO TRY THIS SANDWICH!
IT'S NO ORDINARY SANDWICH!
IT'S THE TASTIEST SANDWICH IN THE SEAAAAAAAAAA!

AH DEDABADADOODABADABADEDEEDAH YEAHHHH!

So... They're the 4chan of the ocean?

What do you know, jellyfish and trolls have a lot in common

I think jellyfish are the wasps of the sea: they sting people and have no purpose

scientists proved one jellyfish got smart and hunted a fish. were next! Those little bastards are fucked up

And then the BP accident and I was Born!

Nemo uses them as trampolines

There's a type of jellyfish which is immortal. When it get's to a certain age it can transform itself back into it's juvenile state.

They do have a purpose. The purpose is confusing scientists into thinking they have a purpose but really they don't.

Wow, we have some dumbasses here. It's pretty obvious that jellyfish make jelly.

just use them for........ JELLYFISHING!!!

are you serious?
jellyfish are some of the most important creatures in the world!
without them how would we get our jellyfish jelly?

actually there's a species of jellyfish that is immortal and scientists are currently trying to figure out how. so not completely useless.

I shall call him Squishy,and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy

theres a special kind of jellyfish that can live forever. i shit you not google it.

Everyone knows they're pink, spotted, with four legs that ejaculates jelly and they shoot lightning. Pretty badass

they DO stuff, they look cool

So... the Jellyfish is your average 20-something living in his mom's basement?

What about IMMORTALITY?! Look up "Turritopsis nutricula"