Zomba's pick up lines 5. Original idea credit goes to Zomba.. Thanks for being so cool and letting me post it... Even though I think you should've.... Might tak
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Zomba's pick up lines 5

Original idea credit goes to Zomba.. Thanks for being so cool and letting me post it... Even though I think you should've.... Might take this down after 24 hours due to originality

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Submitted: 06/24/2010
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#37 - DirtyLittleHippie **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (4 replies)
#75 - MysteriousSammich **User deleted account** (06/25/2010) [+] (2 replies)
How many arms do you have in the last comic?
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#42 - Crackah **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
#47 - Fallingleaf (06/25/2010) [+] (1 reply)
"I lost my teddy bear - will you sleep with me?"

My personal favourite.
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#50 to #47 - DirtyLittleHippie **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #78 - ZombieSmile (06/25/2010) [-]
WHY IS NO ONE THINKING OF THE CHILDREN?!?

Because I am >:D
#68 - DANEATSfatKIDS **User deleted account** (06/25/2010) [-]
i guess you could say

*takes off shades*

she got banged


wait no no thats not funny..
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#19 - zomba **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (5 replies)
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User avatar #84 - ProffesorAwesome (06/25/2010) [+] (7 replies)
this isnt funny. this doesnt even make sence. how did this get to the front page
User avatar #86 to #84 - mentalman (06/25/2010) [-]
Are you thick? He gassed her, so she couldnt defend herself, and then *thawck* with the bat, leading to brutal anal rape.
User avatar #69 - KabutopsX (06/25/2010) [-]
i get ALL the chicks when i say "i lost my puppy will you help me find him" when i pull that out no playground is safe from me
User avatar #55 - Krystoking (06/25/2010) [-]
I'd say your way is MUCH more efficient
User avatar #25 - Hagenite (06/24/2010) [+] (1 reply)
For a second I thought that bat was your dick...
#117 - EthanMacManus **User deleted account** (06/25/2010) [+] (20 replies)
Pfft, best pick up line I know is "They say most guys think...down there. I just want you to blow my mind."
User avatar #31 - theshermanator (06/25/2010) [+] (2 replies)
what about "does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
User avatar #49 - Kangarroo (06/25/2010) [-]
That's a nice way to hit on someone.
#33 - CyanMonkey **User deleted account** (06/25/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Pyro?
#35 to #33 - GeneraleRusso **User deleted account** (06/25/2010) [-]
*uhddhauddhauh!*
#18 - BazookaNinja **User deleted account** (06/24/2010) [-]
GIsteve took a semi-unfunny series and MADE IT ******* AWESOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEE
User avatar #11 - airguitar (06/24/2010) [-]
"And son, that is the day you were conceived"
User avatar #73 - CrushOrange (06/25/2010) [-]
Seems like a legitiment way to pick up girls.
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User avatar #8 - HIMTheSixSixSix (06/24/2010) [+] (2 replies)
can't wait for zomba to see this
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