10 Reasons Why Men Are Better Than Women
Ith Men do not have Tourette Syndrome
I believe all women suffer from a mild and extremely localized form of
Tourette Syndrome. The afflicted organ'? Their tongues. That' s why
women cannot shut their fucking mouths tor ten seconds while adults are
speaking around them. Their tongues are battling around in their mouths
like drunken vipers.
B, Men are not sponges
Women are social chameleons - or better yet: social vampires. Women
walk into a situation and before you know It they' completely changed
their wardrobe and mannerisms as if they' joined a fucking cult. Men
are not sheep. Everyone knows the word for a female sheep is ewe, but
what about the male word? There isn' t one because sheep is something
men are not,
Women are racist:
Women' s entire lives and social circles are based around hatred. Do they
hate their boyfriends? Do they hate their wardrobe? Do they hate each
other? Yes, yes and fuck definitely. Men don' t go in for that silly sort of
nonsense. If we' re dissatisfied, we pick up and move out. Or we take our
mighty man muscles and lift fucking mountains so the world looks exactly
the way we want it to, Men do more world changing before Elli] AN than
any woman ever has done in her whole life.
p, Men live less than women
The last thing a society needs Is a bunch of members
laying around and sucking all the juice from the young. Men know this so
they blast off from birth like shooting man stars - burning out ten years
faster, but setting the whole night ablaze with manners. Women Just kind
of lie around like big fat pigs in big fat puddles of shit, Congratulations
women. Wu really earned those rights!
ti, Men write illegibly
Writing is stupid and an ineffective way to community. Men know this
so they don' t give a shit about handwriting things with big hoops and
loops and squiggles and shit so aliens can read notes about remembering
to pick up your birth control pills after tath period from space.
s, Jesus was a man
Whether or not you believe in Jesus, there is one fact you can' t argue
with: he was a man. No religion anywhere has ever put a woman In
charge of shit, That' s called dogma - - and l means men
are better than women.
B, Men wear watches
Do you know why men wear watches? It' s muse there' s a limited
amount of time In the day and men need to know how much of l there is
so they can efficiently allocate their man ass kicking for the day. Women
don' t wear watches; they wear bracelets. Women wearing bracelets is like
dropping a bus of retarded kids off In front of a taffy pulling machine.
They can just stare for hours and never get bored.
A watch says, 'Get up and gm Move your man ass and take care of your
fucking man business!’ That' s why 60 minutes uses a ticking watch for its
theme song. ‘Important shit is going down and we' re about to talk about
It in a fucking fastidious manner, so get the fuck ready,' says a ticking
watch. A bracelet says, ‘You' re most likely ugly, but look at how much
money you' re worth i’ What a joke.
B, Bays destroy things
The only thing that has ever lifted our species out of the trees where we
came from Is our ability to destroy. Take paper: the cornerstone of the
modern world. That was invented because man wanted to destroy trees
and beat them into pulp. How about nuclear power'? Men invented that
too. Men are natural destroctorx. We pop right out of the and
start on a tirade of progress by tearing down the Earth with our
mighty, minimally manifests. Goddammit, that' s awesomee
2. Ma relaxe is stupid
Marriage is 100% the fault of women. It was Invented by men though!
Did you know that? Marriage was invented because Women were too busy
whoring it out to fuck the only the guy who was paying their rent and
feeding their fat asses French Mudbone every day, Men invented marriage
as a way of telling women who they could and couldn' t fuck. Like
everything else men have ever invented, it completely worked and
worked way better than any man thought it would. Women became so
indoctrinated by the of marriage that they' re fucking
obsessed with it.
Marriage is still stupid. It' s a stupid game invented to entertain stupid
minds and to teach basic lessons of fidelity that even Invertebrates are
L Men have penises
When It comes to being a man, being quick at identifying problems is
tantamount to fixing them. In fact It' s , Having a penis -
In other words looking like a man and having man parts - is a man' s way
of telling other men, ‘Hey. Look at me. I' m a man. I won' t fuck up
whatever it Is that you' re trying to do. If you need some help, maybe ask
me and I' ll see if I can lend a marchand. It' s the least I could do to be
These are In really good reasons why men are better than women. I' ll get moat if you want
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