10 Reasons Why Men Are Better Than Women. yea, suck it up you females. 10 Reasons Why Men Are Better Than Women Ith Men do not have Tourette Syndrome I believe
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10 Reasons Why Men Are Better Than Women

yea, suck it up you females

10 Reasons Why Men Are Better Than Women
Ith Men do not have Tourette Syndrome
I believe all women suffer from a mild and extremely localized form of
Tourette Syndrome. The afflicted organ'? Their tongues. That' s why
women cannot shut their ******* mouths tor ten seconds while adults are
speaking around them. Their tongues are battling around in their mouths
like drunken vipers.
B, Men are not sponges
Women are social chameleons - or better yet: social vampires. Women
walk into a situation and before you know It they' completely changed
their wardrobe and mannerisms as if they' joined a ******* cult. Men
are not sheep. Everyone knows the word for a female sheep is ewe, but
what about the male word? There isn' t one because sheep is something
men are not,
Women are racist:
Women' s entire lives and social circles are based around hatred. Do they
hate their boyfriends? Do they hate their wardrobe? Do they hate each
other? Yes, yes and **** definitely. Men don' t go in for that silly sort of
nonsense. If we' re dissatisfied, we pick up and move out. Or we take our
mighty man muscles and lift ******* mountains so the world looks exactly
the way we want it to, Men do more world changing before Elli] AN than
any woman ever has done in her whole life.
p, Men live less than women
The last thing a society needs Is a bunch of members
laying around and sucking all the juice from the young. Men know this so
they blast off from birth like shooting man stars - burning out ten years
faster, but setting the whole night ablaze with manners. Women Just kind
of lie around like big fat pigs in big fat puddles of **** , Congratulations
women. Wu really earned those rights!
ti, Men write illegibly
Writing is stupid and an ineffective way to community. Men know this
so they don' t give a **** about handwriting things with big hoops and
loops and squiggles and **** so aliens can read notes about remembering
to pick up your birth control pills after tath period from space.
s, Jesus was a man
Whether or not you believe in Jesus, there is one fact you can' t argue
with: he was a man. No religion anywhere has ever put a woman In
charge of **** , That' s called dogma - - and l means men
are better than women.
B, Men wear watches
Do you know why men wear watches? It' s muse there' s a limited
amount of time In the day and men need to know how much of l there is
so they can efficiently allocate their man ass kicking for the day. Women
don' t wear watches; they wear bracelets. Women wearing bracelets is like
dropping a bus of retarded kids off In front of a taffy pulling machine.
They can just stare for hours and never get bored.
A watch says, 'Get up and gm Move your man ass and take care of your
******* man business!’ That' s why 60 minutes uses a ticking watch for its
theme song. ‘Important **** is going down and we' re about to talk about
It in a ******* fastidious manner, so get the **** ready,' says a ticking
watch. A bracelet says, ‘You' re most likely ugly, but look at how much
money you' re worth i’ What a joke.
B, Bays destroy things
The only thing that has ever lifted our species out of the trees where we
came from Is our ability to destroy. Take paper: the cornerstone of the
modern world. That was invented because man wanted to destroy trees
and beat them into pulp. How about nuclear power'? Men invented that
too. Men are natural destroctorx. We pop right out of the and
start on a tirade of progress by tearing down the Earth with our
mighty, minimally manifests. Goddammit, that' s awesomee
2. Ma relaxe is stupid
Marriage is 100% the fault of women. It was Invented by men though!
Did you know that? Marriage was invented because Women were too busy
whoring it out to **** the only the guy who was paying their rent and
feeding their fat asses French Mudbone every day, Men invented marriage
as a way of telling women who they could and couldn' t **** . Like
everything else men have ever invented, it completely worked and
worked way better than any man thought it would. Women became so
indoctrinated by the of marriage that they' re *******
obsessed with it.
Marriage is still stupid. It' s a stupid game invented to entertain stupid
minds and to teach basic lessons of fidelity that even Invertebrates are
born with.
L Men have penises
When It comes to being a man, being quick at identifying problems is
tantamount to fixing them. In fact It' s , Having a penis -
In other words looking like a man and having man parts - is a man' s way
of telling other men, ‘Hey. Look at me. I' m a man. I won' t **** up
whatever it Is that you' re trying to do. If you need some help, maybe ask
me and I' ll see if I can lend a marchand. It' s the least I could do to be
******* courteous.’
These are In really good reasons why men are better than women. I' ll get moat if you want
so if you all like it
Kylefengle
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User avatar #5 - CiaraMc (07/04/2010) [-]
Here is the one thing that proves women are better than men.

1. We have vaginas..

P.s Without women, you wouldn't have any sammiches!!
User avatar #4 - zombierapist (06/24/2010) [-]
i was done reading the man one and i was loling so hard i couldn't breathe and i saw the top of the chick one and i thought to myself im not even gonna read that

and then i see what you did thur
#1 - CIS White Male (06/23/2010) [-]
you.....are.....GOD!!!! so simple and to the point...very accurate..
#3 - CIS White Male (06/24/2010) [-]
Oh yes, men are the ones that get work done and women sit in piles of **** ... what was that i remember about my dad sitting on the couch drinking beer getting fatter and more lethargic while my mom was cleaning and cooking and paying the bills? I'm all for a good laugh at the expense of someone else, but this wasn't funny. The sight is called FunnyJunk not MisogynyJunk. Oh, and I envy the reproductive abilites of women, sure men can destory things, but what does that get you? A pile of broken crap. Women can create new life, I with I could. Now I love the penis as much as the next guy, but do you know what it really says... "kick here when I'm being obstreperous."
#2 - CIS White Male (06/23/2010) [-]
well 1-10 is why women are better then men. also, we have vagina's. there forth we can get as many penis as we wont..
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