Onions. From Billy J, your Friendly Neighbourhood Jesus!. We can prevent (yourself from aging LINE peeling be chewing gum. We can prevent from aging in mg othet You are a bitch

Onions

From Billy J, your Friendly Neighbourhood Jesus!

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We can prevent (yourself from aging
LINE peeling be chewing gum.
We can prevent from aging
in mg othet situations by mat being
such a lime bitch.
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Submitted: 06/20/2010
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#95 - BillyyMayys **User deleted account** (06/21/2010) [+] (4 replies)
BILLY MAYS HERE!!!!!! ONIONS MAKING YOU CRY???? ****** YOU BEST BUY MY ONION ****** 3000!!!!! THIS ****** CHOPS YOUR ONIONS WHILE YOUR DOING WHATEVER THE **** YOU WANT LIKE USING OXI CLEAN TO CLEAN YOUR HEPRES!!!! ****** THIS PRICE BE 19.95 PLUS SHIPPING AND HANDLING
User avatar #135 - TheAssassin (06/21/2010) [-]
That's why I peel MY onions with a shotgun.
User avatar #47 - doctorhax (06/21/2010) [+] (5 replies)
I peel bowls of onions for breakfast, without any milk!
User avatar #130 - TheJosephStalin (06/21/2010) [+] (1 reply)
In Russia, we chew onions.
User avatar #132 to #130 - mynamewasjpr (06/21/2010) [-]
HEY STALIN GUESS WHAT
#28 - TheEvan **User deleted account** (06/21/2010) [-]
A repost, but a good one, makes me laugh everytime ^-^
#158 - KRMitchell (06/21/2010) [+] (3 replies)
**KRMitchell rolls 315,397,871** Quads and I anal rape a sheep
#160 to #158 - qwertatious **User deleted account** (06/21/2010) [-]
why the **** would you do that anyway? thats just twisted.
User avatar #110 - ScottishPirate (06/21/2010) [+] (1 reply)
In Soviet Russia

You make onions cry!
#55 - ChaosMaster **User deleted account** (06/21/2010) [+] (1 reply)
i eat those things for breakfast........raw
User avatar #62 to #55 - scottyknoxville (06/21/2010) [-]
Without milk
User avatar #231 - TheAssassin (06/21/2010) [-]
And that's why i peel onions with shotguns. Smug little bastards haven't tried to make me cry in years.
User avatar #50 - Hippiekiller (06/21/2010) [+] (1 reply)
omg i seriously thought about posting this like 5 days ago but i thought it wouldnt get thumbs! god kill me
#43 - WONDERWAFFLE (06/21/2010) [-]
THIS
IS
SPA-
repost
#216 - xscorcherx **User deleted account** (06/21/2010) [+] (32 replies)
funnymad foreva
User avatar #217 to #216 - CollinTB (06/21/2010) [-]
I'd like to politely but firmly tell you that you, sir, are a dick.
User avatar #126 - mynamewasjpr (06/21/2010) [+] (4 replies)
*tears of joy*
finaly something funny
+3
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User avatar #33 - finejentleman (06/21/2010) [+] (4 replies)
goddamnit, this is the biggest repost.
User avatar #35 to #33 - Feralizard (06/21/2010) [-]
who gives a horses ass
#12 - ZiboDaViper (06/21/2010) [+] (3 replies)
**ZiboDaViper rolls 9,467** if its 2012 or quads then wer ******
#15 to #12 - IShotTheSheriff **User deleted account** (06/21/2010) [-]
if its 9,467 you leave funnyjunk
+3
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#6 - lambertlover (06/21/2010) [-]
While you are cutting them, just put some water on the onions.

It also works :)
User avatar #46 - TehBlackfire (06/21/2010) [-]
Retoast,but still crunchy.
#9 - IThinkImCool (06/21/2010) [-]
Usually I don't comment, but this really irritated me. Onions make you cry because the sulfur in them gets released when you cut them, mixing with the water in your eyes to create a weak sulphuric acid solution. Your eyes water to flush it out. Chewing gum has nothing to do with it. Watch the History Channel's Modern Marvels, idiot.
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