Happy Father's day. Happy Father's day from Star Wars.. Damn... All I got my dad was a pair of socks. happy fathers day
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #54 - jedinazz
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(06/21/2010) [-]
anti joke:

what is worse than finding a spider in your beer?



being raped
User avatar #55 to #54 - roddz
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whats worse than being raped?
being raped twice
#103 to #55 - Cawth **User deleted account**
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Whats worse than getting raped twice?
Listening to Justin Bieber
User avatar #57 to #55 - MurphyUK
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(06/21/2010) [-]
Whats worse then being raped twice?
Cancer
#59 to #57 - farmboy
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what's worse then cancer?
Being locked in a room with Richard Simmons.... naked
User avatar #65 to #59 - roddz
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whats worse than Being locked in a room with Richard Simmons naked?
being raped by Richard Simmons whilst having cancer
User avatar #92 to #65 - TurtleGuy
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Whats worse than being raped by Richard simmons naked whilst you have cancer?
Having it recorded and sent straight to your nan.
User avatar #105 to #92 - roddz
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whats worse than being raped by Richard simmons naked whilst you have cancer and having it recorded and sent straight to your nan?


seeing your grandad fap over it.
User avatar #108 to #105 - NoShoes
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Whats worse than your grandad masturbating to that recording?

Being African American
User avatar #110 to #108 - roddz
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whats worse than being African American

...
err... wait a minute...
erm...
damn cant think of anything
User avatar #111 to #110 - LordvXenu
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whats worse than being african american?

having no penis
User avatar #60 to #59 - Luxor
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(06/21/2010) [-]
FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU
#85 to #60 - anon id: 015ba0e0
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whats worse than FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUU
User avatar #43 - LordvXenu
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**LordvXenu rolls 0** if i roll 6 i will punch my history teacher in the face
User avatar #58 to #43 - MurphyUK
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**MurphyUK rolls 6** If 6 I punch you in the face
User avatar #61 to #58 - Luxor
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pics! or it didn't happen
#67 to #58 - freedomfromlife **User deleted account**
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#26 - WalkinOnSunshine **User deleted account**
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Vader never said "Luke, I am your father." Actual diolouge is...
Luke: I'll never join you.
Vader: If you only knew the power of the dark side. Obi Wan never told never told you what happened to your father.
Luke: He told me enough. He told my you killed him.
Vader: No. I am your father
Bitches don't know about my Star Wars diolouge.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6sj89xgnl4&NR=1
skip ahead to 1:25
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User avatar #63 to #26 - BlackPhantom
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ok i know some1 is dyin 2 say somethin so i will. did he say happy fathers day??? did he say hes gonna take his hand and masturbate wit it in tha movie??? i dont think so..so shut tha **** up (btw ive only seen tha end of star wars no offence but itz a lil geeky 2 mee but thats mee.)
#28 to #26 - xXJedmanXx
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pretty sure all of this post didnt happen (except for masturbating with his hand) so what does it matter if Vader never siad "Luke, I am your father"
User avatar #62 to #26 - USAUSAUSA
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Don't get your panties in a wad because someone quoted Star Wars wrong.
User avatar #33 to #26 - Happiness
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I know I am not alone when I say go **** yourself...then get a social life outside of your house...then stop killing jokes....and go **** yourself once more
User avatar #27 to #26 - archangel
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life really is your final frontier
User avatar #10 - airguitar
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Damn... All I got my dad was a pair of socks.
#21 to #10 - TheOperator **User deleted account**
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ha i got my dad some cologne,sweatpants and a toolbox
#94 to #10 - IShotTheSheriff **User deleted account**
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all i got from my dad was a game of "cave explorer" :(
User avatar #11 to #10 - Lawliett
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...which he could also use to masterbate with.
User avatar #12 to #10 - PizzaRat
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Well ima go fap-I mean donate to charity
User avatar #13 to #12 - airguitar
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Cmon man, do what I do and FAP FOR CHARITY, every little sperm helps!
#18 to #13 - ILIKPI
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and do what? impregnate the justin bieber fans so theyll die in childbirth cuz theyre still 2 young? oh **** i should do that
User avatar #14 to #13 - PizzaRat
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Okay...
User avatar #64 - TheEPICbmx
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whats worse than rape and cancer?




getting raped by someone with cancer
#69 to #64 - anon id: 2a6c9c0c
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getting fingered by captain hook
******* OUCH
User avatar #79 to #69 - MooseInMyBalloon
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What about being fisted by the Incredible Hulk?
#89 to #64 - SeniorAwesomesauce **User deleted account**
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Listening to justin beibers...
#90 to #89 - SeniorAwesomesauce **User deleted account**
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Music, your ears will bleed as he rapes them
#66 to #64 - freedomfromlife **User deleted account**
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User avatar #70 to #66 - lumpyruthafurd
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and then geting aids from the person that raped you *sobs* you shoulda just ate the cheescake.
#35 - GenieG **User deleted account**
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I thought Dath Vader is half a robot and robots doesn't have got penis...
#39 to #35 - mattinorodrigez **User deleted account**
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yeah DV's dick would have been cremated when he went to mustufar
#68 to #39 - freedomfromlife **User deleted account**
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User avatar #50 to #39 - DragonLordZ
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Well, only the BOTTOM of his legs were burnt, so you never know.
#75 to #50 - mattinorodrigez **User deleted account**
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yeah but he was caught totaly on fire so you can guess his dick would have shriveld up and died along with his sence of humor
#93 to #75 - anon id: be931ed1
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WELL THE HUGE ASS DECEPTICON FROM TRANSFORMERS 2 HAD BALLS! EXPLAIN THAT !
User avatar #73 to #35 - CanadianBacon [OP]
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He has a robot penis?
User avatar #44 to #35 - Dart
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You're right, robots doesn't have got penis.
User avatar #32 - WednsdayMarie
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wtf are you guys talking about? fathers day isn't for two months!
#51 to #32 - Eljuego **User deleted account**
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where are you from
User avatar #114 to #51 - WednsdayMarie
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New Zealand
#115 to #114 - Eljuego **User deleted account**
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i thumbed you up, i didn't mean to be so rude
i only though you could celebrate that holy day another date
User avatar #116 to #115 - WednsdayMarie
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you weren't rude......
#37 to #32 - anon id: ee5d0cc1
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Somone needs to go outside....
User avatar #38 to #37 - Shtickman
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i second that notion.
#36 to #32 - xXEmoPrincessXx **User deleted account**
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Father's Day was yesterday!
User avatar #19 - Zen
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wow.. another referance to Darth Vador ******* Lukes hand
#20 to #19 - TheOperator **User deleted account**
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Wow another person misspelling vadar.
User avatar #22 to #20 - Zen
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u know what we are both wrong.. its actually vader
#24 to #22 - qwertatious **User deleted account**
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lol! Zen you legend.
User avatar #25 to #24 - Zen
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i am no legend.. i am but a simple man just livin his life
#23 to #22 - TheOperator **User deleted account**
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oh yeah my bad (this grammar nazi moment brought to you by father's day) and we are back
User avatar #96 - rockbottom
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that took it a little to far with the masturbating thing
User avatar #101 to #96 - TheRagingKiwi
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nice avatar ;D
#76 - NanoBob **User deleted account**
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CANADIAN BACON IS NOT BACON IT'S THINLY SLICED HAM!
#78 to #76 - anon id: 8be940b0
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I KNOW RIGHT!