ANTI JOKES IV. thumb if you liked  congrats to the people that were the funniest!! thanks to Cepherus, SenyorSandwich, dtdownsurface, and Aumoe, who made suggestions but didnt quite get in <br /> PART FIVE IS OUT:<br /> www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/539903/ANTI+JOKES+V/<br /> PART ONE: www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/533038/ANTI+JOKES/<br /> PART TWO: www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/534820/ANTI+JOKES+II/<br /> PART THREE: funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/535048/ANTI+JOKES+III/.
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ANTI JOKES IV

thumb if you liked congrats to the people that were the funniest!! thanks to Cepherus, SenyorSandwich, dtdownsurface, and Aumoe, who made suggestions but didnt quite get in <br />
PART FIVE IS OUT:<br />
www.funnyjunk.com/funnypictures/539903/ANTI+JOKES+V/<brmore »

thumb if you liked congrats to the people that were the funniest!! thanks to Cepherus, SenyorSandwich, dtdownsurface, and Aumoe, who made suggestions but didnt quite get in <br />
PART FIVE IS OUT:<br />
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/539903/ANTI+JOKES+V/<br />
PART ONE: www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/533038/ANTI+JOKES/<br />
PART TWO: www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/534820/ANTI+JOKES+II/<br />
PART THREE: funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/535048/ANTI+JOKES+III/

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#49 - lachieBBB (06/20/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Andrew: Knock Knock

*No answer*

Andrew: Knock Knock!

*Still no answer*

Andrew then walks around the window to see kyle dead on the floor
User avatar #60 - TheJacket (06/20/2010) [-]
Your momma is so fat... the doctor suggested a healthier diet and plenty of exercise.
#227 - MasterPorkBeef (06/20/2010) [+] (2 replies)
what do you have when you have 20 black people at the bottom of the sea?

A local scuba diving expedition from south africa
#133 - N. Korean citizen (06/20/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Woman ask her husband what he wants for dinner.



He decides to cook together with her as an equal and loving partner.
User avatar #548 - tannerhoff (06/20/2010) [-]
Why can't Helen Keller drive?







Because she's dead.
User avatar #158 - DrZeus (06/20/2010) [-]
An Iranian, Afghan and an Iraqi decide to take flying lessons...

...they eventually learn how to become successfull pilots and now work for major airliners
#2 - N. Korean citizen (06/20/2010) [-]
a man walks into a bar.
he orders multiple drinks and leaves hours later with a blood alcohol level much over the legal limit and calls a taxi.
User avatar #164 - mentalman (06/20/2010) [-]
A man walks into a pub.
He is an alcoholic whose drink problem is destroying his family.
#87 - Rugid (06/20/2010) [-]
What do you call a truck full of mexicans?

A truck full of mexicans
#599 - potatopotato (06/20/2010) [-]
What was the pirate movie rated?
PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.



Why couldn't Sally ride a bike?
Because Sally had cerebral palsy.
User avatar #292 - Residentpudding (06/20/2010) [+] (2 replies)
A guy with an oddly shaped tumor on his face walks into a 711 and asks to buy some lipstick. The Arabian working there starts to cry and pray because now he thinks his god is punishing by making him see things, then he shoots himself. The guy with the tumor walked out confused as to why he needed lipstick in the first place.
#79 - firkraneo (06/20/2010) [-]
Why did the little girl fall of the swing?

Because she had no arms.
#1 - N. Korean citizen (06/20/2010) [-]
two cows are in a field. One cow says to the other, "although pi is usually expressed as 3.14, it accually goes on forever without repeating"
the other cow says:


moo.
User avatar #168 - ChazzIV (06/20/2010) [-]
What do you call an elephant that can't read?

An elephant.
#552 - destrokk (06/20/2010) [-]
why did the police go to disneyland?

because theres been a mass murder of small children there
User avatar #541 - puregenius **User deleted account** (06/20/2010) [-]
ur mommas so fat the doctor advised her to eat food with nutritional value and exercise regularly
User avatar #608 - MagicalChickenWing (06/21/2010) [-]
A man walks into a bar and says ow.
*prepares for thumbs down*
#540 - DSent (06/20/2010) [-]
a black guy walks into a drugstore






buys medicine for his sick mother and leaves.
#530 - BViertel (06/20/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Q: What's blue and smells like red paint?

A: Blue Paint
User avatar #531 to #530 - Strudel **User deleted account** (06/20/2010) [-]
whats blue and smells like paint?


a drowned painter
User avatar #91 - Sonos (06/20/2010) [+] (1 reply)
na it shud be how do u make a plumber cry? tell him the princess is in another castle
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