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ANTI JOKES IV

thumb if you liked congrats to the people that were the funniest!! thanks to Cepherus, SenyorSandwich, dtdownsurface, and Aumoe, who made suggestions but didnt quite get in <br />
PART FIVE IS OUT:<br />
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thumb if you liked congrats to the people that were the funniest!! thanks to Cepherus, SenyorSandwich, dtdownsurface, and Aumoe, who made suggestions but didnt quite get in <br />
PART FIVE IS OUT:<br />
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/539903/ANTI+JOKES+V/<br />
PART ONE: www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/533038/ANTI+JOKES/<br />
PART TWO: www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/534820/ANTI+JOKES+II/<br />
PART THREE: funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/535048/ANTI+JOKES+III/

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Submitted: 06/20/2010
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#653 - EgoofyboyS **User deleted account** (06/27/2010) [-]
divide by zero


chuck norris sticks his foot up that ******* black holes brown hole. and then divides by zero just so he can do it again. O.o
User avatar #652 - TheJacket (06/23/2010) [-]
Aww man. why was number 5 removed? i really love these anti humor posts
#646 - anonymous (06/22/2010) [-]
what did neil armstrong say when he landed on the moon?

he didn't, speilberg interrupted him and said cut!
User avatar #644 - anujgamer (06/21/2010) [-]
What's red, black and red?

A nun with a spear through her chest.
#643 - Mikidde **User deleted account** (06/21/2010) [-]
what do you call a person who is blind?

a Blind person
#645 to #643 - anonymous (06/22/2010) [-]
John?
User avatar #642 - eldorito (06/21/2010) [-]
I guess you could say
*puts on sunglasses*
It's pretty bright outside today.
#637 - destrokk **User deleted account** (06/21/2010) [-]
Billy really hated school so he thought of a way to be sent home. Billy set off two cherry bombs in the bathroom. Later that day the principal came into his class while they were taking a test. The principal started whispering to the teacher. They asked if Billy could have a word with them. They told Billy that his parents died in a car accident when they were coming over to pick up Billy. Because of the cherry bombs, he is now an orphan and he recieved 3 weeks detention. He also failed the test he was taking.
#636 - destrokk **User deleted account** (06/21/2010) [-]
Why did rudolphs nose glow bright red?


Because he had a terminal illness, so Santa put him down
#635 - PvtRimerez **User deleted account** (06/21/2010) [-]
a horse walks into a bar...
a couple men muscle him outside and leash him to a pole
User avatar #634 - Ddubber (06/21/2010) [-]
Whats worse than 200 dead babies in 2 garbage bins? 200 dead babies in 1 garbage bin.
whats worse than that? 1 of them is still alive.
whats worse than that? he's at the bottom.
whats worse than that? he has to eat his way out.
whats even worse than that?
he went back for seconds.

now THAT is an antijoke.
User avatar #629 - juggalotusNUnotice (06/21/2010) [-]
http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/531991/Joke+smoke+and+a+story/
sorry to be a link-whore... just want to get my work out there
User avatar #627 - eldorito (06/21/2010) [-]
Knock Knock.

You know, I have a doorbelll.
#626 - anonymous (06/21/2010) [-]
feels good to be an anon again :)
#623 - mastuurcheefe **User deleted account** (06/21/2010) [-]
why couldnt hellen keller talk?

bc shes dead.
#622 - KINGTIGER **User deleted account** (06/21/2010) [-]
a man is walking down the street and sees a little girl crying he asks whats wrong she points up in the tree and her dad had hung himself
#621 - YouSir (06/21/2010) [-]
Why did the boy throw the alarm clock out the window?

To hit the damn rooster that woke him up before his alarm went off.
#618 - YouSir (06/21/2010) [-]
What do you get when you cross a small straight stick with an unsharpened pencil?

A plus sign, duh.
#617 - anonymous (06/21/2010) [-]
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User avatar #616 - YoDawgWeHeard (06/21/2010) [-]
How many gay guys does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one.

A man is walking along the beach and finds a lamp. It's not magic and a genie doesn't pop out.
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User avatar #624 to #620 - YoDawgWeHeard (06/21/2010) [-]
what. the. **** .
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#632 to #625 - saintjohn **User deleted account** (06/21/2010) [-]
lol at both...
#615 - KINGTIGER **User deleted account** (06/21/2010) [-]
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