the test part 6 and 7. okay as promised since you guys gave that guy -50 thumbs on that comment here is parts 6 and 7 togethor, thank you guys so much for all o
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the test part 6 and 7

okay as promised since you guys gave that guy -50 thumbs on that comment here is parts 6 and 7 togethor, thank you guys so much for all of the thumbs i love you *tear* and by the way if you are a FAN of mine comment and you might just be in part 8 ;)

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.
After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor
replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I
put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I
take a sip." So next Sunday he took the monsignor' s advice. At the
beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He
proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon his return to his office after
mass, he found the following note on the door:
1. Sip the Vodka, don' t gulp.
2. There are 10 commandments, not 12.
3. There are 12 disciples, not 10.
4. Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.
5. Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.
6. We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J. C.
7. The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy,
Junior and the Spook.
8. David slew Goliath, he did not kick the **** out of him.
9. When David was hit by a rock and knocked off his donkey, don' t
say he was stoned off his ass.
10. We do not refer to the cross as the "Big T"
11. When Jesus broke the bread at the Last Supper he said, "Take this
and eat it for it is my body." He did not say "Eat me."
12. The recommended grace before a meal is not:
thanks for the grub, yeah God.
13. Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at St. Peter' s, not
a peter pulling contest at St. Taffy' s.
My Reaction
HEY ****
Indeed, an award should go to the Air Malta gate attendant at Luca
airport: some months ago for being customer focused, while making
her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved
to fly as cargo. A crowded flight was cancelled. A single
attendant was a long line of inconvenienced travellers.
Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped
his ticket down on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight
and it HAS to be FIRST CLASS". The attendant replied, "I' m sorry sir. I' ll
be happy to try to help you, but I' got to help these people first, and
I' m sure we' ll be able to work something out." The passenger was
unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him
could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?" Without hesitating,
the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address microphone:
May I have your attention please, may I have your attention please,"
she began - her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. "We have
a passenger here at Gateau WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If
anyone can help him find his identity, please come to Gate 14." With
the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at
the attendant, gritted his teeth and said, 'T... You!" Without flinching,
she smiled and said, "I' m sorry, sir, but you' ll have to get in line for
that too."
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Submitted: 06/19/2010
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User avatar #10 - mrfunnyguy (06/20/2010) [+] (4 replies)
Why was 6 afraid of seven?

Because seven was a ******
User avatar #13 - zchrls (06/20/2010) [+] (3 replies)
1. you stole both of these
2. you're allowed to say **** you don't have to say f...
3. the second joke is **** anyway
#15 to #13 - Double Post (06/20/2010) [-]
1. I'm going to steal your virginity
2. Some people maintain a bit of social decency. But note that since he took them, the other site probably didn't spell it out either.
3. No one God damn cares about it being stolen. There's no rule that says you can't take things from other places in the internet and he never said he made them anyway.
#5 - NubberzTheHedgehog **User deleted account** (06/19/2010) [+] (5 replies)
I am a huge fan of these, it would be nice if i was in part 8.
#11 to #8 - wtfxmate **User deleted account** (06/20/2010) [-]
I'm sorry but u have to get in a line for that sir
+9
#55 - vikkiiiiix **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #106 - Skeeternet (06/20/2010) [+] (1 reply)
too long. didnt read.
#111 to #106 - Chattanooga **User deleted account** (06/20/2010) [-]
It's WORTH IT
User avatar #23 - eleanorhowe (06/20/2010) [+] (1 reply)
the second one was a repost (not that I care, I'm just pointing it out) & i know this comment will get loads of thumbs down, but I don't really care, to be honest.
the first one was awesome :)
#54 - HowNormal (06/20/2010) [+] (1 reply)
RUB-A-DUB-DUB, thanks for the grub, yeah god.
User avatar #58 to #54 - NotUpInHere (06/20/2010) [-]
when i read that i heard adam wests voice in my head "how inappropriate"
#9 - lilttokillu **User deleted account** (06/20/2010) [+] (4 replies)
**lilttokillu rolls 983,187,625** if triples i get to be in your next one
User avatar #20 to #9 - MexicanNiinja (06/20/2010) [-]
**MexicanNiinja rolls 211,888,599** triples and i get to
User avatar #129 - Crazayboii (06/20/2010) [+] (3 replies)
**Crazayboii rolls 44** Doubles and I wing my exams and post a picture of my report card.
User avatar #105 - xLovableLoserx (06/20/2010) [+] (1 reply)
These amuse me, you should keep doing them.
#99 - Anondestroyer **User deleted account** (06/20/2010) [+] (6 replies)
**Anondestroyer rolls 007,264,009** trips and I'm the robber
#100 to #99 - Anondestroyer **User deleted account** (06/20/2010) [-]
da **** , 2 doubles of 0?????
User avatar #67 - xXKIRAXx (06/20/2010) [+] (2 replies)
At first I was like =( "Repost..."


But then I was like XD "ORIGINALITY! YES!"
#1 - RoXaSsSs **User deleted account** (06/19/2010) [-]
bahaha XD
User avatar #83 - ruacanobeef (06/20/2010) [+] (1 reply)
The reactions kinda ruin it.
#114 - EpicTie (06/20/2010) [-]
EL OH EL
#62 - DerHaifisch **User deleted account** (06/20/2010) [-]
Stoned off his ass.
Lmao
#51 - anonymous (06/20/2010) [-]
The Maltese (whether it be name or nationality) always win in the end!
#48 - GoGoLlamatron **User deleted account** (06/20/2010) [-]
i hate it when people get angry at people in air ports who just work there, its not their fault they can't personally fix the plane XD
User avatar #6 - MnBran (06/19/2010) [-]
This is a win, of epic proportions
User avatar #4 - Zonk (06/19/2010) [-]
SECOND ONE BETTER
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