Prank Time. Check Out 10 Cool Wheelchairs www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/537281/10+Cool+Wheelchairs/. Prank Time What you' ll need: A ounce glass jar of lotio
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Prank Time

Prank Time
What you' ll need:
A ounce
glass jar
of lotion
For this prank to work, you have to have found a
woman who wants to have sex with you, You',
also need to use a condom, which you should be
anyway, you dirty bastard
Setup: Take the empty jar and fill it three quarters
full with the body lotion, Seal the jar and place it
underneath your bed,
Execution: After having sex, roll off your partner
and remain laying beside them for a couple
moments. Perhaps tell them how much you enjoyed
it, or make other small talk. Anything that makes
you seem totally at ease.
After a few moments, sit up and continue your
conversation as you reach under your bed and pull
out the jar of lotion which you hid earlier, Bring the
jar onto the bed and set it on the night stand next to
you, Do not call attention to it, continue your
conversation. If she asks what it is, say "oh, just a
jar,” and continue talking about whatever you were
previously discussing, Then open the jar, and set
the lid down. Remove the condom from your penis,
being careful not to spill any of its contents. Carry it
over to your jar and with your forefinger and thumb,
squeeze what' s inside of it, into the jar that' s already
314 full of looks to be your semen, Then
seal the jar and place it back under your bed and
turn to her and say "Sorry, I' m a collector.”
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Submitted: 06/19/2010
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User avatar #78 - Obscurity (06/20/2010) [+] (23 replies)

Prank time? SWEET!

"First, you have to find a woman who wants to have sex with you..."

*sigh* next...

#10 - DudeManRyan (06/20/2010) [+] (11 replies)
Materials:
Toaster
bread
sissors

Procudure:
put the bread in the toaster aswell as the sissors. When the victim asks you why there are sissors in the toaster you punch them in the face and kick them while there hurt on the ground.
After u done this take a huge **** on them, you do this becuase the victim is to hurt to clean the **** and they will smell bad.
User avatar #7 - jxs (06/20/2010) [+] (3 replies)
I threw out the posibiity of performing this prank right after reading the first sentence
#94 - udeserveacookie (06/20/2010) [-]
thats a great way to never have sex with a real woman again.
#16 - MauerTwins (06/20/2010) [+] (7 replies)
For this prank to work, you have to have found a woman who wants to have sex with you.

Well that rules out the majority of funnyjunkers.
User avatar #85 - sgtpaint (06/20/2010) [+] (1 reply)
it'l be funny as hell, until she tells everyone she knows
#60 - misterTOAST **User deleted account** (06/20/2010) [-]
image: Prank time!
me: :D
image: Get a jar and lotion
me: :D
image: find a woman who wants to have sex with you
me: :(
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#108 - JHDiddles **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (10 replies)
User avatar #30 - yojo ONLINE (06/20/2010) [-]
You: Prank time
Me: Yay :D
You: Find a woman who wants to have sex with y-
Me: *sigh* next
User avatar #1 - marathonrunner (06/19/2010) [-]
What you'll need: a woman who used to want to have sex with you.
#95 - Schonen (06/20/2010) [+] (2 replies)
ohhh so thats why DSend doesn't get laid anymore
#71 - AlexTheSemiGreat **User deleted account** (06/20/2010) [+] (2 replies)
How is this a prank? It'll just make other women not want to sleep with you.
User avatar #23 - grundo (06/20/2010) [-]
Oooh this sounds like it could be fun.

"You must have a woman who wants to have sex with you."

Nevermind :P
User avatar #115 - ScottishPirate (06/20/2010) [+] (2 replies)
ok before i read any further im going to post this comment. What you'll need.

A jar

and some lotion

Really?
User avatar #117 to #115 - ScottishPirate (06/20/2010) [-]
O get a girl to have sex with you. Can't do this prank.
#124 - Melonslol **User deleted account** (06/20/2010) [+] (1 reply)
This prank may be difficult for most, considering not many women want to have sex with people who think bacon is hilarious.
User avatar #67 - Im Sam Yo (06/20/2010) [+] (16 replies)
Problem Number 1 with this...you have to find a women who wants to sleep with you damet!
#149 - nolimits (06/20/2010) [+] (7 replies)
Thats gonna be impossible for almost anyone on Funnyjunk,
cause none of them can get Girls who want to have sex with them.
User avatar #43 - unforgiventoo (06/20/2010) [+] (1 reply)
what if your semen is blue?
User avatar #44 to #43 - SemiAnon (06/20/2010) [-]
Then you get blue lotion.
#103 - anonymous (06/20/2010) [+] (1 reply)
R-R-R-REPOST.
User avatar #104 to #103 - derkadur (06/20/2010) [-]
I will call your bluff lets see the link...
#28 - ModRobaz **User deleted account** (06/20/2010) [-]
A woman to sex with you? Oh well.

Now thumb me up since everyone else who said this EXACT thing got thumbed up too.


(Thumb me down, I don't care, they're pointless anyway)
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