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Zomba's Pick Up Lines: No. 2

gill?
SUPER effective
sickpup
Beauti ful .
vilify Hey
All
I could be
a power
plant. And
you could be
Chernobyl.
Because,
you and I
will get
along, and
But once
I blow a
load on 'nit
YOU WILL
NEVER RECOVER. . .
...
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#254 - niggerstealcar **User deleted account** (06/20/2010) [+] (16 replies)
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Ill **** you with a rake.
User avatar #102 - mrradical (06/19/2010) [-]
Hey babe, what has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

my fly
#117 - JamaicanBacon **User deleted account** (06/19/2010) [+] (3 replies)
somthing to say to a really mean bitch
DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU AND A TAMPON HAVE IN COMMON?
YOUR BOTH STUCK UP CUNTS
User avatar #266 - yojo ONLINE (06/20/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Chuck Norris needs only one pick-up line.
"Now"
User avatar #362 - LarryPlatt (06/20/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Best pick-up line ever:

**** me if I'm wrong, but I think you want to have sex with me.
User avatar #65 - ScottishPirate (06/19/2010) [+] (6 replies)
just like bp

When one of it's pipes blow

They're embarrassed and it takes forever to clean up.
#507 - Anondestroyer **User deleted account** (06/20/2010) [+] (12 replies)
**Anondestroyer rolls 299,466,980** two doubles and I am god
User avatar #303 - afrobunny (06/20/2010) [-]
roses are red
water is cold
get on your knees
and do what your told.
User avatar #222 - airguitar (06/20/2010) [+] (1 reply)
"The word of the day is "legs", lets go back to my place and spread the word."
User avatar #393 - thecollegedropout (06/20/2010) [+] (1 reply)
ive g0t a rhyme:
roses are red,
violets are blue
you look like a bear,
why dont you have a seat over there?
User avatar #407 - thecollegedropout (06/20/2010) [+] (1 reply)
roses are red,
lemons are sower,
open your legs,
and let me show you the power
User avatar #348 - mentalman (06/20/2010) [-]
sick chat up line:

Guy: "Hey, is your dad in prison by any chance?"
Girl: "No, why?"
Guy: "Because, if I was your dad, I'm sure I'D be in prison."
#302 - RaptorXjesus **User deleted account** (06/20/2010) [+] (1 reply)
My favorite pick up line is


Tits or GTFO
User avatar #89 - FelipeRuiz (06/19/2010) [+] (8 replies)
HOLY BLACK ZOMBIE JESUS
+8
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#132 - Rushil **User deleted account** (06/20/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Here's what you say to a stuck up bitch :

"It's not you, it's me. I'm just not into fat bitches with no personality."
#71 - jonnyscythe (06/19/2010) [+] (13 replies)
i wish i could draw that good *sad faic*
User avatar #77 to #73 - ScottishPirate (06/19/2010) [-]
Really i find that it's

1% Personality
1% Effort
1% Motivation
1% Inspiration
1% Creativity
1% Skill
94% Drugs
#235 - SeniorAwesomesauce **User deleted account** (06/20/2010) [-]
"Hey, see that kitchen there? get in it, NAO"

Works every time
#201 - rabidmeerkat **User deleted account** (06/20/2010) [-]
i like my girls like i like my cocaine.

White and lined up and neat rows
#106 - Womens Study Major (06/19/2010) [+] (3 replies)
I need but one pickup line...
It's "HAVE SEX WITH ME, OR I'LL ******* KILL YOU"
+6
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User avatar #2 - doctorhax (06/19/2010) [-]
I heard you were looking for a stud, I've got an STD and all I need is U
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