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the test part 5

as promised, part 6+7: funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/537279/the+test+part+6+and+7/<br />
thanks for the past 4 front pagers guys, i never thought it would get this popular; like it said 100 thumbs for part 6; i love you my fans! *tear*

The Test Part 5
By: Camdstder
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him, "My
elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor."
Listen, you don' t have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There' s
a diagnostic computer at the drugstore at the corner. Just give it a urine
sample and the computer' ll tell you what' s wrong and what to do about it. It
takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars... a hell of a lot cheaper than a
doctor."
So Jack deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to the drugstore. He
deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine
sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the
computer ejects a printout: You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm
water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks.
That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Jack
began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water,
a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and
masturbated into the mixture for good measure. Jack hurries back to the
drugstore, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his
concoction, and awaits the results.
The computer prints the following:
1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener.
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with shampoo.
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant... twin girls. They aren' t yours. Get a lawyer.
5. If you don' t stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better.
My Reaction:
100 thumbs for
Part 6
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#65 - Benjina **User deleted account** (06/19/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Anyone find the fact that he managed to get a urine sample from his wife and daughter a tad bit weird?
User avatar #29 - Teeba (06/19/2010) [+] (18 replies)
the joke is old, the ginger joke was cheap and you failed by spelling "you're" incorrectly.
So **** off and come back with something original.
User avatar #30 to #29 - camdstder (06/19/2010) [-]
if you guys give this comment -50 i will release part 6 and part 7 at the same time
User avatar #147 - loserguy (06/19/2010) [+] (1 reply)
retoast, but still crunchy
User avatar #23 - Reverend (06/19/2010) [-]
how the hell did he get a urine sample from his daughter...they must be really close (;
User avatar #24 - Alimosaka (06/19/2010) [-]
I love this joke lol, First saw it on funnyjunk like 5 months back =P
#126 - Platnumbubbakush **User deleted account** (06/19/2010) [+] (14 replies)
**Platnumbubbakush rolls 70** anything over 20 and I quit the computer,stop fapping,keep my virginty and stop smoking weed and I put up a poster of Justin beiber in my room
User avatar #84 - Tylervirgin (06/19/2010) [-]
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#73 - winasaurasrex **User deleted account** (06/19/2010) [+] (27 replies)
I, THE WINASAURAS REX, HAVE DESIGNED THAT MACHINE.
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I would screencap if my monocles weren't blocking my vision
User avatar #272 - Hoobling (06/20/2010) [-]
Sugarcoated Repost Thumbwhore.
User avatar #256 - TigerMann (06/20/2010) [+] (3 replies)
At first I was like: ?
Then I was like: Okay...
Then I was like: WTF?!
Then I was like: lol
Then I was like: Comment, thumb, favorite
User avatar #258 to #257 - TigerMann (06/20/2010) [-]
I was pretty much saying that this is funny.
No need to thumb down.
#200 - InsertItIntoHer **User deleted account** (06/20/2010) [+] (48 replies)
**InsertItIntoHer rolls 706**
User avatar #213 to #208 - jalthelas (06/20/2010) [-]
**jalthelas rolls 0** Chuck Norris divides this number with his dick.
User avatar #120 - xshacunex (06/19/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Anyone find the fact that he managed to get a urine sample from his wife and daughter a tad bit weird?
User avatar #12 - goodmanXxX (06/19/2010) [+] (9 replies)
Nice taking credit for a re post, However, I will give you a thumb because it was funny xD, and I'm sure some smart ass will go " LULZASHA I'VE SEEN THIS POST LIEK32 239192430-12 TIMES". Just give credit where due and don't steal peoples jokes and take credit for them man...
User avatar #233 - IEpicWinGuyI (06/20/2010) [+] (1 reply)
A doctor is working and one day a female patient comes in.
He is immiedietaly thrown back at how beautiful she is. He keeps thinking " **** , she's hot, what I wouldn't give to **** her brains out".
He begins examinining her, and can't resist grabbing a bit of flesh, passing it off as inspections, hardening his boner by the second.
His temptation soon gives in, and he grabs her legs and ***** her in the ass like he'd never ****** before, pumping furiously like a machine.


Whilst at home that night, he can't get a different feeling out of his head. Although it felt ******* unbelievable, he couldn't silence the voice in the back of the head telling him "for ****** sake Bob, you're a vet..."
+4
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User avatar #28 - xXPzPXx (06/19/2010) [-]
I loled at this, I absolutely love this joke
#117 - tijuanaman **User deleted account** (06/19/2010) [-]
this wuz so freekin funny till i got to tha ginger part..... its gettin kinda old man make some new insiderz
User avatar #41 - lilpenguiny (06/19/2010) [-]
when it said "The Test" i lost "The Game"
User avatar #35 - dracosjaws (06/19/2010) [+] (6 replies)
i wanna ride that bike down a hill
#2 - yourmamasmama **User deleted account** (06/19/2010) [+] (1 reply)
these are amaingly funny.
alot better than the dumb **** that makes it to the front page every day.
your stuff is awesome.
camdster = my new idol :)
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