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ANTI JOKES III

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2. How is an apple and a banana alike?
They' re both red.
Except the banana.
4, Knock Knock,
Who' s there?
The police, Your husband has been killed in an accident.
You know the drill :D
A, thumbs for AVITAR d,
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Submitted: 06/19/2010
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#17 - xHuTcHo (06/19/2010) [-]
how do you stop a clown from smiling?





hit it in the face with a ******* axe.
#67 - XxConkerxX **User deleted account** (06/19/2010) [-]
If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have?
2 ft. of my cock in your ass.
User avatar #110 - WizardOfTheLawl (06/19/2010) [+] (5 replies)
so a guy comes into a bar...

...oh wait, it was a horse...

so a guy comes into a horse...
#13 - Grovesy **User deleted account** (06/19/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind abush, a rabbit leaps out
and runs away. One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders
off.
+12
#86 - brexruls **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#69 - XxConkerxX **User deleted account** (06/19/2010) [-]
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh
#168 - TheRacistGuy **User deleted account** (06/19/2010) [-]
How do you make a plumber cry?

Kill his family.
User avatar #118 - Indubidubly (06/19/2010) [+] (3 replies)
how do you make a baby crawl in circles

nail its hand to the floor
User avatar #104 - Strikingstriker (06/19/2010) [+] (4 replies)
A man walked into a bar...
And it hurt.
#72 - bubeez (06/19/2010) [-]
knock knock.

GET OFF MY F*CKING LAWN!!!!

#32 - EmilyLikesTacos **User deleted account** (06/19/2010) [-]
What is something you lose.








The Game.
#339 - donnyaldavis (06/20/2010) [+] (5 replies)
whyd the chicken cross the road
User avatar #350 to #340 - jalthelas (06/20/2010) [-]
because it was running from a ****** .
User avatar #365 - APoliteGentleman (06/20/2010) [+] (1 reply)
A Jew, a Pakistani, and a black guy walk into a bar...



what a fine example of an integrated community.
#290 - ihatetheniggers **User deleted account** (06/20/2010) [+] (2 replies)
how do you get a ****** to work?
User avatar #293 to #290 - patriotpride (06/20/2010) [-]
You don't.
User avatar #135 - michaelkelso (06/19/2010) [+] (1 reply)
What did the deaf blind homeless kid with no legs get for christmas?
cancer
What stopped the little boy from finishing his ice cream?
a truck
Why did the little boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap?
Santa's boner reminded the little boy of his pedophile father.
#25 - Hiroshimaru **User deleted account** (06/19/2010) [-]
Doctor: How are you feeling today Mr.Smith?
Smith: I feel fine doctor.
Doctor: Thats stragnge because you have AIDS.
User avatar #154 - Redapoluza (06/19/2010) [-]
so a Jewish guy walks into a bar, he has a very nice time, pays his tab, and leaves the bar satisfied.
#181 - TehEpiczzz **User deleted account** (06/19/2010) [+] (1 reply)
**TehEpiczzz rolls 2** Lets see if six is afraid of 7...
User avatar #183 to #181 - rileypiv (06/19/2010) [-]
did you expect this to say yes or something?
+4
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User avatar #1 - djtrooper (06/19/2010) [+] (3 replies)
#5 made me laugh :D
User avatar #2 to #1 - djtrooper (06/19/2010) [-]
you know what i take that back #1 made me laugh at the part when it said the green bucket is a red bucket in disguise
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