Tips for everyday internet use!. FUN FACT: THIS PIC HAD +85 THUMBS AT 3PM<br /> Ban me, thumb me down, whatever... It's the internet. I really appreciate
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Tips for everyday internet use!

Ban me, thumb me down, whatever... It's the ******* internet. I really appreciate everyone's support, but I did this to really share my opinion on what is taking over funnyjunk... Some of you agree, some of you think I'm arrogant, what can I say... It is what it is. I also try to respond to every comment, my apologies if I don't get to you.<br />
And hey, I gave you a couple tips on the internet!

HEY ' altri.
1) Pic too small? Hold Ctrl A- Up on scroll wheel to zoom in
la) Don' t have scroll wheel? "love out of the amish connorg,
Ctrl A- C (copy), then
Chi A- V (Pasta), not right click, bitch
3) Fapping? Mom about to walk in? Switch to another window!
AK A- Tab (You have at least one hand free, right?)
Fapping? Mom about to walk in? Got sound on? Shut it off!
AK A- " (To close current program)
Ewing? Mom about to walk in but won' t see the comp?
Got sound on? Shut sound "ff but hep watching! Hit the
lute button on your gaming keyboard, like the
Don' t got a tila? **** is cheap, get one. it' ll tell you
about gum mana and gum kills, you gamer, gm",
f) Long ass comp? Don' t wanna scroll up? Can' t scroll up? Hit
Home, one of the six rarely used buttons above the arrows
s) want to hp to 30 funnkjunk ? an the TIE. ****
looks cash.
g) Don' t look for porn including Someone nailing their dickskin
to a log, aka dickler.
7) People are ******** , no matter how funny it really is,
someone will thumb it down. if no one actually does it...
Then Till do it, don' t wanna seem like a liar.
ts) Bitches love tentacles, bitches will go on ‘khan.
The onlan bitches on Hare in tofu, shameless,
no» respect, nipple primed, clean shaven, request taking,
cock sucking, shaft rubbing whores.
alchemicfreak is not a girl/ woman/ lady it' s a weabo, kill
Kill it with fusion. Not fire. Fusion is better, look it up.
7) Reading is gag. Though good, So it' s
If gouge still reading, 1 commend you, you fag,
10) its aam, what will this picture' s thumb total be by ppm?
Its) Von are not Mend, I am not Isend. lie is but a simple
person, an entertaining one, fine, but Quit placing him as
U gawd, along with other popular ************ .
Its) Good person? Don' t care about thumbs? Want to feel
good? Hake gum own ******* content, funny or unfunny.
Accomplish something, nigguh. "lost of you keep reposting
stealing) and saying its your **** , like a nigra.
11) funnkjunk is nothing but the stereotype of a black gut“ an
admin, and a funny white gm’, '. Someone, quickly,
make a picture of that.
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Submitted: 06/19/2010
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User avatar #15 - justdefy (06/19/2010) [+] (1 reply)
i like how theres so many tips on closing widows from fapping.
User avatar #258 - KingWhompus (06/19/2010) [+] (1 reply)
So you switch the window so your mom will walk in on you, fapping to Google...
#134 - anonymous (06/19/2010) [+] (8 replies)
fission not fusion
#139 to #134 - BaconDeity **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#238 - derpyderpyderp **User deleted account** (06/19/2010) [+] (4 replies)
FUNNY ORGINAL CONTENT? I didnt think it still existed.
User avatar #104 - Pedobear Attack (06/19/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Ctrl+V = Pasta? yummy....
#97 - chickencropster (06/19/2010) [+] (4 replies)
12. press crtl shift n on google chrome to bring up up incognito window for fapping.

12a. dont have google chrome? gtfo the internet
User avatar #24 - MissJayPom (06/19/2010) [+] (2 replies)
But I'm a girl, and I don't post in NSFW.
#27 to #24 - berriesncreamlad **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #21 - HumbertoL (06/19/2010) [+] (1 reply)
How did that go from tips for computers to a rant?
User avatar #307 - SteelersGurl (06/20/2010) [-]
WANT TIPS NIGGUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH? Say that out loud, it's funny as hell.
#185 - Drewb **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #308 - SetoKaiba (06/20/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Fapping while mom walks in?
#260 - alchemicfreak **User deleted account** (06/19/2010) [+] (19 replies)
so am i a weabo if i actually live in Japan? =/ plus i'm not that much of a spaz about it...
#265 to #260 - BaconDeity **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#170 - dagav (06/19/2010) [+] (3 replies)
i DO make funny content, but i get no thumbs
#180 to #170 - BaconDeity **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#28 - anonymous (06/19/2010) [+] (1 reply)
omg internet badass here!

your a dime a dozen lol.
User avatar #289 - CptPepper (06/20/2010) [+] (3 replies)
sorry dont bitch at me cuz im new but wats NSFW??
#291 to #289 - BaconDeity **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#222 - cookymonsta **User deleted account** (06/19/2010) [+] (4 replies)
# 1 ctrl + and - above and to the right of P works for #1
#231 to #226 - cookymonsta **User deleted account** (06/19/2010) [-]
thx but y the hell did people thumb me and you down
User avatar #181 - GtAhMeE (06/19/2010) [+] (1 reply)
My good sir you recive my thumb up! you have increased my FJ surfing capacity by 12%
#186 to #181 - BaconDeity **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#92 - EpicTie (06/19/2010) [-]
Very nice, well done gd sir. U made ur own orignal content that actually made me lol. Well done indeed.
User avatar #61 - SeanHere (06/19/2010) [+] (3 replies)
ok switching tabs help but how do i explain my dick being out
#5 - marteboi (06/19/2010) [+] (3 replies)
whats 3ds
User avatar #7 to #5 - Denmark (06/19/2010) [-]
makes your **** 3D
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