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PART 2: funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/538408/Unanswered+questions+2/<br />
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Unanswered questions 1
1. Why doesn' t Mcdonalds sell hotdogs?
2. At a movie theater, which arm rest is yours?
3. What is satan' s last name?
4. Why do doctors leave the room when you
change? They' re gonna see you ***** anyway.
5. Why is there a disclamer on the Allstate auto in-
durance commercials that says "not available in all
states"?
6. Ifyou dug a hole through the center of the earth
and jumped in, would you stay at the center be-
cause of gravity?
7. lfa person dies and magically springs back to life,
do they get they' re money back for the coffin?
8. Do they burry people with they' re braces on?
9. How far East can you go before heading west?
girls with big breasts work at Hooters, does
that mean girls with one leg work at HOP?
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#77 - anonymous (06/18/2010) [+] (3 replies)
1. McWeiners sound nasty.
2. Finders keepers.
3. Did God have a last name? I didn't think so.
4. So you don't end up doing an accidental strip tease.
5. It's "Allstate", not "Allstates".
6. You'd die before you could possibly test something like that.
7. No, they die again by suffocation in the coffin.
8. No.
9. If you're heading East, you may end up in the West, but you're still going East.
10. I don't see one-legged girls working ever at IHOP. Do you?
User avatar #327 - Gaspo (06/19/2010) [+] (4 replies)
1.)Actually McDonalds originally did sell hot dogs.
2.)If your a male and you sit next to a female your 80% more likely to take the armrest between you and another person.
6.) No you would die instantly from the intense heat and pressure + You weigh nothing at the center of the earth so therefore gravity has no effect.
7.) No (My dad is a funeral director)
8.) Lol my dad has never had something like that before so idk
9.) If you are going east you continue to go east. but you can still end up in what is called the west
10.) I.H.O.P.= International House of Pancakes

#41 - thatoneguyuknow (06/18/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Think about it... If McDonalds sold hot dogs... would YOU eat a McWeiner? I didn't think so.
#179 - anonymous (06/19/2010) [-]
ITS "THEIR" FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
#452 - anonymous (06/19/2010) [-]
for the mc donalds question

Whould you like to eat something called a Mc weiner
#243 - anonymous (06/19/2010) [+] (2 replies)
>>Do they burry people with they're braces on?
>>people with they're braces on?
>>they're braces on?
>>they're

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
User avatar #429 - Onemanretardpack (06/19/2010) [+] (3 replies)
9. In this case, East is being used as a direction not an area, so you can go east forever without going west.
User avatar #404 - justsayin (06/19/2010) [-]
Why do they staralize lethal injections?
#385 - anonymous (06/19/2010) [+] (1 reply)
11. How is it that people still can't differentiate between the forms "there", "their", and "they're".
User avatar #244 - xCRUSHxANONx (06/19/2010) [+] (2 replies)
6. If you had a hole through the entire earth, and you jumped in on one side, you would accelerate due to gravity towards the center. your velocity would be so great, that you would continue past the center and deaccelerate due to gravity. Then you would continue doing this, losing a small amount of momentum each time due to air resistance, eventually settling in the middle.
In a vacuum, you would continue to go up and down forever unless acted upon by an outside force.
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#361 - anonymous (06/19/2010) [-]
McDonalds selling hotdogs? Would YOU eat a McWeiner?
User avatar #247 - yojo (06/19/2010) [-]
1- Because they think they're too good to make hot dogs.
2- Both, you just have to be the alpha male and take over.
3- Gutierrez
4- Do you want to strip for your doctor?
5- Because no one gives a **** about Alaska.
6- Well considering that the center of the earth is hotter than the Sun and there are tons of pressure pushing on it... well...
7- No, they get shot in the head. People are afraid of a zombie apocalypse.
8- Just because you're dead doesn't mean your teeth can't look good.
9- If you're heading East, you're heading East. You can't go west unless you turn around
10- Unfortunately, no :(
#208 - TheMaskGuy **User deleted account** (06/19/2010) [-]
1.Because nobody would like to eat a McWeinner
User avatar #103 - PointsMan (06/19/2010) [+] (2 replies)
1. They used to.
2. None, they're property of the theater.
3. He doesn't have one. He's like Cher.
4. They don't want to make you more uncomfortable than it needs to be.
5. Because they're ******** .
6. You'd burn up when you hit the centre.
7. No. When you throw up, does McDonald's give you your money back?
8. It's at the request of the buried person's family.
9. Since directions are based on perspective, you'd head east forever unless you switched to the point of view of someone else.
10. Not after a terrible accident in 1993.
#498 - Mandragor **User deleted account** (06/19/2010) [-]
1. the corp decided they shouldn't
2.whichever one u get to first
3.he doesn't need one just like god doesn't need one
4. They have other things to work on
6.no because the earth would collapse and explode
7. you could if u kept the receipt--unless u dmged it
8. would cost money to have them removed so why
9. infinitly-- east is a direction and you'd have to turn around to start heading west
10. no because IHOP is an acronym
i exluded #5 because i couldn't come up with something.
#437 - anonymous (06/19/2010) [+] (3 replies)
#6 actually has a very cool answer... your potential energy would dictate that whatever distance from the center you jumped from, you would then stop at the exact distance on the other side, only to continue on that cycle like a spring. The only thing slowing you down would be air resistance, which would then dictate your eventual stop at the center of the earth, after a couple thousand passes, back and forth. Of course, this is all hypothetical considering the air pressure and heat would kill you the first time through. Still really cool to think about.
#301 - NocturnalNick **User deleted account** (06/19/2010) [+] (1 reply)
1: Because it makes them money.
2: The one that isn't taken
3: He doesn't have one, he doesn't have parents.
4: They leave because they want to see you ***** for the least amount of time possible
5: Because it's nessesary.
6: No, you will fall to your fiery death.
7: No, they do not.
8: You bury people how they died, it's tradition.
9: Half the ******* planet.
10: No.
User avatar #232 - ROFL (06/19/2010) [-]
would you eat a Mc WIENER ?
User avatar #171 - Infracture (06/19/2010) [-]
1. because it's their choice to sell crap they like.
2.the one which other people next to you aren't using .
3. He doesn't have one , just like God .
4.It's called being polite .
5.don't ******* know =D
6.the core of the earth is hot as **** you'd melt before you'd be in the middle
7.it takes days for preparation till you're bhuried and they're sure that you're if not , you'll die in your coffin
8.Ask a necrophiliac.
9.you'll stay going east because there's no middle
10.those are just names.
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