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Unanswered questions 1. PART 2: /funny_pictures/538408/Unanswered+questions+2/<br /> sorry about the typos I do my funnyjunk life at night so I can't real

PART 2: /funny_pictures/538408/Unanswered+questions+2/<br />
sorry about the typos I do my funnyjunk life at night so I can't really type that well.<br />
these are from www.crazythoughts.com/

Unanswered questions 1
1. Why doesn' t Mcdonalds sell hotdogs?
2. At a movie theater, which arm rest is yours?
3. What is satan' s last name?
4. Why do doctors leave the room when you
change? They' re gonna see you naked anyway.
5. Why is there a disclamer on the Allstate auto in-
durance commercials that says "not available in all
states"?
6. Ifyou dug a hole through the center of the earth
and jumped in, would you stay at the center be-
cause of gravity?
7. lfa person dies and magically springs back to life,
do they get they' re money back for the coffin?
8. Do they burry people with they' re braces on?
9. How far East can you go before heading west?
girls with big breasts work at Hooters, does
that mean girls with one leg work at HOP?
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #327 - Gaspo
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(06/19/2010) [-]
1.)Actually McDonalds originally did sell hot dogs.
2.)If your a male and you sit next to a female your 80% more likely to take the armrest between you and another person.
6.) No you would die instantly from the intense heat and pressure + You weigh nothing at the center of the earth so therefore gravity has no effect.
7.) No (My dad is a funeral director)
8.) Lol my dad has never had something like that before so idk
9.) If you are going east you continue to go east. but you can still end up in what is called the west
10.) I.H.O.P.= International House of Pancakes

#336 to #327 - MunnyMike
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you win
#339 to #327 - yodennis **User deleted account**
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3.) Satan won't have a last name because originally he was the angel Lucifer, obviosly not real but back then in the bc years people did not have last names. Last names origionated from people's job's e.g Smith would have been a Blacksmith.
#333 to #327 - Zordon **User deleted account**
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*Golf Clap* Well done
#346 to #333 - anon id: a790c761
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we already knew that was a stupid question, but thanks for showing how stupid the author is anyway.
#41 - thatoneguyuknow
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(06/18/2010) [-]
Think about it... If McDonalds sold hot dogs... would YOU eat a McWeiner? I didn't think so.
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User avatar #566 to #54 - Protomix
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in russia, they call them weiner in buns
User avatar #429 - Onemanretardpack
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9. In this case, East is being used as a direction not an area, so you can go east forever without going west.
User avatar #441 to #429 - snowsnake
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Or eventually, you go west until you hit the international date line and go east?
User avatar #568 to #441 - Onemanretardpack
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(06/20/2010) [-]
No, you'd still be heading west.
User avatar #570 to #568 - snowsnake
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K :)
User avatar #404 - justsayin
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Why do they staralize lethal injections?
User avatar #244 - xCRUSHxANONx
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6. If you had a hole through the entire earth, and you jumped in on one side, you would accelerate due to gravity towards the center. your velocity would be so great, that you would continue past the center and deaccelerate due to gravity. Then you would continue doing this, losing a small amount of momentum each time due to air resistance, eventually settling in the middle.
In a vacuum, you would continue to go up and down forever unless acted upon by an outside force.
#259 to #244 - anon id: decdb61c
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woot physics for the win
User avatar #245 to #244 - xCRUSHxANONx
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assuming you dont burn up in the middle
#533 - iRustyShackleford **User deleted account**
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User avatar #247 - yojo
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1- Because they think they're too good to make hot dogs.
2- Both, you just have to be the alpha male and take over.
3- Gutierrez
4- Do you want to strip for your doctor?
5- Because no one gives a **** about Alaska.
6- Well considering that the center of the earth is hotter than the Sun and there are tons of pressure pushing on it... well...
7- No, they get shot in the head. People are afraid of a zombie apocalypse.
8- Just because you're dead doesn't mean your teeth can't look good.
9- If you're heading East, you're heading East. You can't go west unless you turn around
10- Unfortunately, no :(
#208 - TheMaskGuy **User deleted account**
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(06/19/2010) [-]
1.Because nobody would like to eat a McWeinner
User avatar #103 - PointsMan
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1. They used to.
2. None, they're property of the theater.
3. He doesn't have one. He's like Cher.
4. They don't want to make you more uncomfortable than it needs to be.
5. Because they're assholes.
6. You'd burn up when you hit the centre.
7. No. When you throw up, does McDonald's give you your money back?
8. It's at the request of the buried person's family.
9. Since directions are based on perspective, you'd head east forever unless you switched to the point of view of someone else.
10. Not after a terrible accident in 1993.
User avatar #111 to #103 - schmitty
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assuming you didnt burn up at the center of the earth or you werent cancelled out ny the pressure (which would happen before you were burned up) then you would in fact float due to gravity cancellation. and as for number 7 when you throw up from mcdonald's, they cant resell the food, however you could, if you wanted to, resell the coffin. and as for number 9, directions may be based on perspective, but the compass isnt, you can go east until you reach the international date line, then you keep going east, you can essentially go east forever. and at number 5 an all state football player hasnt neccesarily played in all states.
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User avatar #171 - Infracture
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1. because it's their choice to sell crap they like.
2.the one which other people next to you aren't using .
3. He doesn't have one , just like God .
4.It's called being polite .
5.don't ******* know =D
6.the core of the earth is hot as **** you'd melt before you'd be in the middle
7.it takes days for preparation till you're bhuried and they're sure that you're if not , you'll die in your coffin
8.Ask a necrophiliac.
9.you'll stay going east because there's no middle
10.those are just names.