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Unanswered questions 1

Unanswered questions 1. PART 2: funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/538408/Unanswered+questions+2/<br /> sorry about the typos I do my funnyjunk life at night so

PART 2: funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/538408/Unanswered+questions+2/<br />
sorry about the typos I do my funnyjunk life at night so I can't really type that well.<br />
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Unanswered questions 1
1. Why doesn' t Mcdonalds sell hotdogs?
2. At a movie theater, which arm rest is yours?
3. What is satan' s last name?
4. Why do doctors leave the room when you
change? They' re gonna see you naked anyway.
5. Why is there a disclamer on the Allstate auto in-
durance commercials that says "not available in all
states"?
6. Ifyou dug a hole through the center of the earth
and jumped in, would you stay at the center be-
cause of gravity?
7. lfa person dies and magically springs back to life,
do they get they' re money back for the coffin?
8. Do they burry people with they' re braces on?
9. How far East can you go before heading west?
girls with big breasts work at Hooters, does
that mean girls with one leg work at HOP?
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User avatar #327 - Gaspo (06/19/2010) [+] (4 replies)
1.)Actually McDonalds originally did sell hot dogs.
2.)If your a male and you sit next to a female your 80% more likely to take the armrest between you and another person.
6.) No you would die instantly from the intense heat and pressure + You weigh nothing at the center of the earth so therefore gravity has no effect.
7.) No (My dad is a funeral director)
8.) Lol my dad has never had something like that before so idk
9.) If you are going east you continue to go east. but you can still end up in what is called the west
10.) I.H.O.P.= International House of Pancakes

#41 - thatoneguyuknow (06/18/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Think about it... If McDonalds sold hot dogs... would YOU eat a McWeiner? I didn't think so.
User avatar #429 - Onemanretardpack (06/19/2010) [+] (3 replies)
9. In this case, East is being used as a direction not an area, so you can go east forever without going west.
User avatar #404 - justsayin (06/19/2010) [-]
Why do they staralize lethal injections?
User avatar #244 - xCRUSHxANONx (06/19/2010) [+] (2 replies)
6. If you had a hole through the entire earth, and you jumped in on one side, you would accelerate due to gravity towards the center. your velocity would be so great, that you would continue past the center and deaccelerate due to gravity. Then you would continue doing this, losing a small amount of momentum each time due to air resistance, eventually settling in the middle.
In a vacuum, you would continue to go up and down forever unless acted upon by an outside force.
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User avatar #247 - yojo (06/19/2010) [-]
1- Because they think they're too good to make hot dogs.
2- Both, you just have to be the alpha male and take over.
3- Gutierrez
4- Do you want to strip for your doctor?
5- Because no one gives a **** about Alaska.
6- Well considering that the center of the earth is hotter than the Sun and there are tons of pressure pushing on it... well...
7- No, they get shot in the head. People are afraid of a zombie apocalypse.
8- Just because you're dead doesn't mean your teeth can't look good.
9- If you're heading East, you're heading East. You can't go west unless you turn around
10- Unfortunately, no :(
#208 - TheMaskGuy **User deleted account** (06/19/2010) [-]
1.Because nobody would like to eat a McWeinner
User avatar #103 - PointsMan (06/19/2010) [+] (2 replies)
1. They used to.
2. None, they're property of the theater.
3. He doesn't have one. He's like Cher.
4. They don't want to make you more uncomfortable than it needs to be.
5. Because they're assholes.
6. You'd burn up when you hit the centre.
7. No. When you throw up, does McDonald's give you your money back?
8. It's at the request of the buried person's family.
9. Since directions are based on perspective, you'd head east forever unless you switched to the point of view of someone else.
10. Not after a terrible accident in 1993.
#498 - Mandragor **User deleted account** (06/19/2010) [-]
1. the corp decided they shouldn't
2.whichever one u get to first
3.he doesn't need one just like god doesn't need one
4. They have other things to work on
6.no because the earth would collapse and explode
7. you could if u kept the receipt--unless u dmged it
8. would cost money to have them removed so why
9. infinitly-- east is a direction and you'd have to turn around to start heading west
10. no because IHOP is an acronym
i exluded #5 because i couldn't come up with something.
#301 - NocturnalNick **User deleted account** (06/19/2010) [+] (1 reply)
1: Because it makes them money.
2: The one that isn't taken
3: He doesn't have one, he doesn't have parents.
4: They leave because they want to see you naked for the least amount of time possible
5: Because it's nessesary.
6: No, you will fall to your fiery death.
7: No, they do not.
8: You bury people how they died, it's tradition.
9: Half the ******* planet.
10: No.
User avatar #232 - ROFL (06/19/2010) [-]
would you eat a Mc WIENER ?
User avatar #171 - Infracture (06/19/2010) [-]
1. because it's their choice to sell crap they like.
2.the one which other people next to you aren't using .
3. He doesn't have one , just like God .
4.It's called being polite .
5.don't ******* know =D
6.the core of the earth is hot as **** you'd melt before you'd be in the middle
7.it takes days for preparation till you're bhuried and they're sure that you're if not , you'll die in your coffin
8.Ask a necrophiliac.
9.you'll stay going east because there's no middle
10.those are just names.
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#454 - mechanichore **User deleted account** (06/19/2010) [-]
#9 I learned this in 4th grade...Have you ever looked at a compass? It is always -90 degrees if you are looking north from anywhere in the world, and if you use the Equator as your intitial guide, it is always 180 degrees from the west, also known as THE OPPOSITE WAY,so you can go east as far as you like, you will always be going what is known as "truely" east, otherwise your direction cartiiogaphically is dictated by the prime meridian, which is located from the north pole to the south pole passing through Greenwich England.
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User avatar #279 - kfnnnp (06/19/2010) [+] (8 replies)
1. Because sausages are made of pork and macdonalds only uses beef and chicken.
2. Both of them are mine.
3. N/A, he doesn't exist.
4. They don't, at least, not in the UK
5. Pass
6. No. Firstly, it's impossible to dig a hole through the earth because your equipment would be destroyed by the heat and pressure, and if not, the tunnel would be filled with magma, and would erupt like a volcano which would also seal the passage. Also, you'd die before you reached the centre if you did dig such a tunnel and jumped in.
7. If they've been buried in it, no, but they can sell it second hand. If their recovery is before the funeral, then yes, they can get a refund.
8. no.
9. Forever, (magnetic) east will always be east while you're on earth.
10. Pass.
User avatar #275 - Marker (06/19/2010) [-]
1. its easier to make **** look like burgers
2. they're all Chuck Norris's, no questions
3. Claus (yay for anagrams)
4. They're jacking off while looking at you through a one way mirror
5. To keep you guessing
6. You'd fall into the core and BURN BITCH!! before you got the chance to figure that one out
7. This is what the company would say, "well it's not our fault you came back to life, so no, we will not refund your coffin"
8. They dead person would probably get dirt stuck in THEIR teeth
9. You'd probably hit a wall on your way, so why bother trying?
10. No, they work at starbucks *trollface*
User avatar #152 - stansa (06/19/2010) [-]
Actually, yes they do bury people with braces on. Unless that person states in their will that they wish to have the braces removed. I used to know a mortician. Crazy **** .
#150 - FloridaStateU **User deleted account** (06/19/2010) [-]
1. they don't have microwaves
2. neither, they both belong to chuck norris
3. timesfast
4. because you're knocked out when they see you naked, which makes it okay
5. so they have an excuse to refuse insuring women
6. FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU for asking an impossible hypothetical question
7. who buys their own coffin?
8. no one wants ****** up teeth in their coffin
9. infinitely far... that's like asking how long can you walk straight before you're walking backwards
10. yes, but you wouldn't notice because the other one is fake, like the hooters
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