Zomba's Pick Up Lines: No. 1. People asked for moar: www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/536491/Zomba+s+Pick+Up+Lines+No+2/. dificil BNA: SUPER effective sickpup S
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Zomba's Pick Up Lines: No. 1

dificil BNA:
SUPER effective
Se sweetheart.
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Philip ree: Eie said. hp
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Submitted: 06/18/2010
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User avatar #129 - dublahblah (06/19/2010) [-]
i go up to chicks, throw quarters at them, and yell " WHEN THE HELL CAN I RIDE YOU!!?!?
#148 - TheCornCobFromHELL **User deleted account** (06/19/2010) [+] (2 replies)
I heard you were looking for a stud. I got STD's all I need is U.
#250 - ImMrObvious **User deleted account** (06/19/2010) [+] (8 replies)
User avatar #171 - ArsonistPenguin (06/19/2010) [+] (1 reply)
My dick just died, can I bury it in your ass?
#110 - kyle day (06/19/2010) [+] (4 replies)
heres my favorite 2

"nice shoes wanna **** "
"does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
User avatar #156 - joojoo (06/19/2010) [+] (11 replies)
i just found out only 5/6 people enjoy gang rape....
#33 - RenaRyuga **User deleted account** (06/18/2010) [-]
roofies are not tasty at all.
User avatar #296 - Marker (06/19/2010) [+] (1 reply)
I'm already going to hell for laughing at a video about shell shock while "surfin bird" was playing in the background (the original 'click the 2 links' pic)
#343 - KermitTheBatman **User deleted account** (06/19/2010) [-]
Are your parents retarded 'cuz you look special
User avatar #255 - OHITSALOVEMACHINE (06/19/2010) [-]
Dear Zomba... it's not rape unless she wakes up so you are in the clear
User avatar #254 - absolutewilson (06/19/2010) [-]
Number One Pick Up Line - How much does a polar bear weigh?

Just enough to break the ice.

How ya doin'? My names Absolutewilson, wanna drink? Heh All right.
......You're a bitch anyways.

User avatar #246 - mentalman (06/19/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Number one pick-up line of all time:

"Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform or is it just me?"
#195 - Womens Study Major (06/19/2010) [+] (1 reply)
best pickup line
"Does this smell like chloroform?"
User avatar #73 - kinkysex (06/19/2010) [+] (6 replies)
hey there.
can i pee in your butt?

User avatar #299 - elhippyripper (06/19/2010) [+] (3 replies)
it's statistically proven that 4 out of 5 people enjoy rape
User avatar #306 to #299 - Marker (06/19/2010) [-]
the 5th person is the one who was gang raped
User avatar #190 - philliyoMLB (06/19/2010) [-]
User avatar #115 - Zerolegends (06/19/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Hey I put the STD in Stud and now all I need is U.
User avatar #36 - bakinboy (06/18/2010) [-]
smooth like creamy peanutbutter
#328 - hansjsand **User deleted account** (06/19/2010) [-]
Did you fall from heaven?

Because your face is realy messed up!

The funny part is that I actualy DID say this to a girl. XD
And she nearly killed me...
That was not funny...
User avatar #223 - thebovver (06/19/2010) [+] (3 replies)
only zomba can get away with rape ><
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