John invited his mother over for
dinner one evening. During the meal,
she couldn' t help but notice how
attractive his roommate Judy was.
She had been suspicious of a
relationship between her son and his
roommate for quite some time, but
this only made her more curious.
She watched the two of them interact
over the course of the evening and
began to wonder whether there was
more between John and Judy than
met the eye.
Realizing only too well what his
mother was thinking, John said, "I can
see your wheels turning Mom and I
know what you' re thinking. Rest
assured Judy and I are strictly
A few days later, Judy went to John
and said, "You know the beautiful
silver gravy ladle? Well, ever since
your mother came to dinner I can' t
seem to find it. You don' t think she
would have taken it, do you?"
I doubt it, but I' ll write her a letter
just to be sure," replied John.
John then sat down and wrote his
mother the following letter: "Dear
Mom, While I' m not saying you 'did'
take a gravy ladle from my house, and
I' m not saying you 'didn' t' take a
gravy ladle, the fact remains that ever
since you were here for dinner one
has been missing. Love, Your son."
Several days later, John received a
reply from his mother which read:
Dear John, While I am not saying you
do' sleep with Judy, and I' m not
saying you 'don' t' sleep with her, the
fact remains that she would have
found the gravy ladle by now if she
were sleeping in her own bed. Love,
one more thing, i have been noticing a lot of
comment on my previous pictures about these
being reposts or unoriginal, the stories i get from
websites and the pics i get from google images and i
put them togethor in MS paint, so quit bitchin
because people get stuff off the internet and put it
on here all the time; plus for all of you who say
youve heard it before good for you, its still funny to
all the people that havent and in my opinion this is
way more funny than some other things i see on the
front page. not ranting just telling you how i
look at it. aside from that thanks to all of my fans
part 5 coming soon for lets say, 75 thumbs :P