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ANTI JOKES

super effective against regular jokes)
2. A Mexican finds a magic lamp, He rubs the lamp, and a genie comes out,
saying “I will grant you three wishes," The Mexican is overjoyed, In a rush,
he says "I want potato!" "Your wish is granted!" says the genie,
and the Mexican finds himself holding a potato.
What is your next wish?" says the genie. "I wish you go away, so I enjoy potato," So the genie leaves.
Also, that was the only magic lamp that Mexican ever found.
4, Whats worse than biting into an apple and seeing a whole worm?
Getting raped.
We got HEAPS more where that came from :D
it thumbs for MOAR d,
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Submitted: 06/18/2010
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User avatar #121 - WizardOfTheLawl (06/18/2010) [+] (4 replies)
so a guy comes into a bar...

...oh, wait. It was a horse...

So a guy comes into a horse...
User avatar #1 - spidermartin (06/18/2010) [-]
3 women walk into a bar. first one says "hooray, we've broken into a male dominated joke"
#61 - Alligator **User deleted account** (06/18/2010) [+] (2 replies)
2 Jews walk into my bar, so I told them to leave
User avatar #13 - TheMask (06/18/2010) [+] (2 replies)
What's orange and sinks to the bottom of a pool?
A baby with slashed floaties.

What's orange and floats at the top of a pool?
Floaties with a slashed baby.




#58 - derfpointfive (06/18/2010) [+] (8 replies)
What did god say when he created the first black person..




oops, i burnt one.
User avatar #534 - MyGrassIsPossessed (06/19/2010) [+] (2 replies)
'Doctor Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!'
'Thats the least of your concerns, you have AIDS' :)
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#88 - brexruls **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #499 - Happiness (06/19/2010) [-]
Whats green and has wheels?

Grass

*whispers* I lied about the wheels
User avatar #97 - skaterchris (06/18/2010) [-]
jokes that arnt jokes are the best jokes, no joke.
User avatar #54 - Fifteenfan (06/18/2010) [-]
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Where's my tractor?
User avatar #105 - ManBearSmurf (06/18/2010) [-]
How do you stop a clown from smiling.

Hit it with an axe.

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How did Sally fall off the swing set


She had no arms
User avatar #44 - Fifteenfan (06/18/2010) [-]
What was the pirate movie rated?

PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.
#26 - Brojangles **User deleted account** (06/18/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Whats green and has wheels?

Grass, i was lying about the wheels
User avatar #43 - Fifteenfan (06/18/2010) [-]
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile?

Robin, get in the Batmobile.
#533 - jojosh (06/19/2010) [+] (2 replies)
a jewish man walked into a bar and killed everyone inside
#387 - jokemaster **User deleted account** (06/19/2010) [+] (5 replies)
i wear stockings
i work 364 days a year
i live in cold conditions
im good with my hands
i look like a migit
i have pointy ears

what am i
User avatar #391 to #387 - kirbyy (06/19/2010) [-]
a hooker in siberia.
#361 - jokemaster **User deleted account** (06/19/2010) [+] (1 reply)
so super man is walkin by wonder womans room
and hers her moaning so he peaks in her room
and see her pleasing herself so he thinks to himself
im faster than a speeding bullit maybe i can fly in there
get a little action and get out befor she notices a thing

sound effex... ugh ugh ugh ugh ughhhhhhhhhhh ugh uh
invisiman why did you stop
idk i just got poked really hard in the ass
+8
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User avatar #544 - GoMew (06/19/2010) [-]
A man walks into a bar.

Then he goes ******* cause there was a ******* bar in the way.
#209 - SadisticApprentice **User deleted account** (06/18/2010) [+] (1 reply)

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called, the duck is then taken to a near by park and released.
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