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ANTI JOKES

super effective against regular jokes)
2. A Mexican finds a magic lamp, He rubs the lamp, and a genie comes out,
saying “I will grant you three wishes," The Mexican is overjoyed, In a rush,
he says "I want potato!" "Your wish is granted!" says the genie,
and the Mexican finds himself holding a potato.
What is your next wish?" says the genie. "I wish you go away, so I enjoy potato," So the genie leaves.
Also, that was the only magic lamp that Mexican ever found.
4, Whats worse than biting into an apple and seeing a whole worm?
Getting raped.
We got HEAPS more where that came from :D
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User avatar #121 - WizardOfTheLawl (06/18/2010) [-]
so a guy comes into a bar...

...oh, wait. It was a horse...

So a guy comes into a horse...
User avatar #307 to #121 - ITSSUPERAFFECTIVE (06/18/2010) [-]
i've herd that on a tv show...if i could only remember which
#152 to #121 - anon (06/18/2010) [-]
win
User avatar #129 to #121 - jokiu (06/18/2010) [-]
go on...
+15
#88 - brexruls **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#299 to #88 - DangerFace **User deleted account** (06/18/2010) [-]
3 guys walk into a bar. the fourth one ducks.
User avatar #90 to #88 - Ombra (06/18/2010) [-]
XD Thumbs up for you my friend
#61 - Alligator **User deleted account** (06/18/2010) [-]
2 Jews walk into my bar, so I told them to leave
User avatar #81 to #61 - teh lazer lawd (06/18/2010) [-]
you were later sued, leaving the jews with your bar.
User avatar #78 to #61 - TheAdolfHitler (06/18/2010) [-]
Did you kill them?
User avatar #13 - TheMask (06/18/2010) [-]
What's orange and sinks to the bottom of a pool?
A baby with slashed floaties.

What's orange and floats at the top of a pool?
Floaties with a slashed baby.




#24 to #13 - JohnWaffle **User deleted account** (06/18/2010) [-]
Dead baby jokes are pure gold
#116 to #13 - Grovesy **User deleted account** (06/18/2010) [-]
What's worse than 8 babies in 1 dumpster?





1 baby in 8 dumpsters.
User avatar #105 - ManBearSmurf (06/18/2010) [-]
How do you stop a clown from smiling.

Hit it with an axe.

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How did Sally fall off the swing set


She had no arms
User avatar #1 - spidermartin (06/18/2010) [-]
3 women walk into a bar. first one says "hooray, we've broken into a male dominated joke"
#58 - derfpointfive (06/18/2010) [-]
What did god say when he created the first black person..




oops, i burnt one.
User avatar #93 to #58 - otot (06/18/2010) [-]
whats the diffrence between a jew and a pizza





pizzas dont scream in the oven
User avatar #555 to #93 - otot (06/19/2010) [-]
what the hell!??!?!?!?!
#67 to #58 - HighTimer **User deleted account** (06/18/2010) [-]
why does it suck to be a black jew....



you have to sit in the back of the oven
#68 to #67 - derfpointfive (06/18/2010) [-]
hehe lol, how long does it take a black chick to take a **** ?





nine months
#69 to #68 - HighTimer **User deleted account** (06/18/2010) [-]
how do u starve a black man??




put his foodstamps in his workboots
#75 to #69 - derfpointfive (06/18/2010) [-]
hehe how do you hide something from a black man?




put it in a book
#113 to #75 - Grovesy **User deleted account** (06/18/2010) [-]
What do you call a Black Priest?




Holy ****
#100 to #75 - overrated **User deleted account** (06/18/2010) [-]
worst jokes ever about black people
User avatar #499 - Happiness (06/19/2010) [-]
Whats green and has wheels?

Grass

*whispers* I lied about the wheels
User avatar #54 - Fifteenfan (06/18/2010) [-]
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Where's my tractor?
User avatar #534 - MyGrassIsPossessed (06/19/2010) [-]
'Doctor Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!'
'Thats the least of your concerns, you have AIDS' :)
#547 to #534 - anon (06/19/2010) [-]
wow party cat
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User avatar #44 - Fifteenfan (06/18/2010) [-]
What was the pirate movie rated?

PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.
#26 - Brojangles **User deleted account** (06/18/2010) [-]
Whats green and has wheels?

Grass, i was lying about the wheels
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#209 - SadisticApprentice **User deleted account** (06/18/2010) [-]

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called, the duck is then taken to a near by park and released.
#220 to #209 - anon (06/18/2010) [-]
Win win win win win win win win win a billion
User avatar #97 - skaterchris (06/18/2010) [-]
jokes that arnt jokes are the best jokes, no joke.
User avatar #43 - Fifteenfan (06/18/2010) [-]
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile?

Robin, get in the Batmobile.
#560 - ElDominicano (06/19/2010) [-]
three guys a black guy, a mexican, and a white guy, they all find a genies lamp and the genie is willing to grant one wish to them. so the mexican says i want all my hispanic brothers back in mexico. so POOF, mexicans back in mexico. the black guy says i want all my n**** brothers back in africa. so POOF, blacks in africa. then the white guy says "so all the blacks are in africa and all the hispanics are in mexico?" the genie says "yea" the white guy says "well then, i'll have a coke ".
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#572 to #563 - ElDominicano (06/20/2010) [-]
yea!!!!!!!!!

*the saints, are comin...... THE SAINTS!!!*
#576 to #560 - anon (06/22/2010) [-]
this joke was better then all of the jokes up there
#586 to #560 - anon (07/05/2010) [-]
THATS off of Boondock saints! i love that movie
User avatar #557 - pwnagraphy (06/19/2010) [-]
this page was thumb raped. I gave everyone a thumb. I am a hero
#577 to #557 - ElDominicano (06/22/2010) [-]
no, you are an hero
#361 - jokemaster **User deleted account** (06/19/2010) [-]
so super man is walkin by wonder womans room
and hers her moaning so he peaks in her room
and see her pleasing herself so he thinks to himself
im faster than a speeding bullit maybe i can fly in there
get a little action and get out befor she notices a thing

sound effex... ugh ugh ugh ugh ughhhhhhhhhhh ugh uh
invisiman why did you stop
idk i just got poked really hard in the ass
#546 to #361 - Eljuego **User deleted account** (06/19/2010) [-]
hahahahahaha
+8
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#141 to #140 - RayFJ **User deleted account** (06/18/2010) [-]
what did the anonymous say to the jitlee?

"shut the **** up"
User avatar #160 to #140 - RoadWarrior (06/18/2010) [-]
then robin said why? then batman said **** YOU IM THE GODDAMN BATMAN.
robin got in the batmobile when he was then raped. :/
User avatar #146 to #140 - noobinator (06/18/2010) [-]
actually made me lol thumbs for u!!!!!
+1
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#156 to #140 - shatteredwindow (06/18/2010) [-]
what did the cow say to the ant?

"MOO", its a cow
User avatar #120 - JackLambert (06/18/2010) [-]
i lol'ed at 3, see you guys in hell
User avatar #123 to #120 - believesinzombies (06/18/2010) [-]
same here
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