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the test part 3

the test part 3. part 4:<br /> okay so as promised here is part 3; 50 thumbs for part 4; thanks to all my

part 4:<br />
okay so as promised here is part 3; 50 thumbs for part 4; thanks to all my fans who have gotten me to level 6 off of these, i love you guys *tear*

A blonde and a lawyer are seated
next to each other on a flight from
LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she
would like to play a game. The
blonde, who' s tired and just wants
to take a nap, politely declines and
rolls over to the window to catch a
few winks. The lawyer persists and
says the game is easy and a lot of
fun. He explains, ''I ask you a
question, and if you don' t know the
answer, you pay me . 00, and vice
versa." Again, she declines and tries
to get some sleep. The lawyer, now
agitated, says, "Okay, if you don' t
know the answer you pay me . 00,
and if I don' t know the answer, I
will pay you . 00." This catches
the blonde' s attention; and figuring
there will be no end to this torment
unless she plays, she agrees to the
The lawyer asks the first question:
What' s the distance from the earth
to the moon?" The blonde doesn' t
say a word, reaches into her purse,
pulls out a . 00 bill, and hands it to
the lawyer. "Okay," says the
lawyer, "it' s your turn."
She asks the lawyer, "What goes up
a hill with three legs but comes
down with four legs?"
The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his
laptop computer and searches all
his answer. He taps
into the earphone with his modem
and searches the Net and the
Library of answer.
Frustrated, he sends to all
his friends and coworkers, to no
avail. After an hour, he wakes the
blonde and hands her 5500.
The blonde says "Thank you" and
turns back to get some more sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a
little miffed, wakes the blonde and
asks, "Well, what' s the answer?"
Without a word, the blonde reaches
into her purse, hands the lawyer
00, and goes back to sleep.
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#37 - Sysco (06/17/2010) [-]
why won't anything load?
User avatar #75 - Arcen (06/18/2010) [+] (9 replies)
This is really old, and you could at least give credit to where you got it from.
All you did was add a picture of a squirrel.
User avatar #76 to #75 - GoMew (06/18/2010) [-]
I beleive good sir, that it is a bear.

a DropBear to be precise. A rare breed.
User avatar #12 - soiherduliekmudkip (06/17/2010) [-]
internet on the airplane? the **** ....
#11 - pedosoraptor **User deleted account** (06/17/2010) [+] (2 replies)
silly bear, u cant hug the air, it wont help u
#114 - denigrid **User deleted account** (06/18/2010) [+] (1 reply)
from readers digest.
#97 - awesomosaurous **User deleted account** (06/18/2010) [-]
a brunette,a redhead and a blonde are seacrhing their daughters handbags (just being nosey) the brunette gasps and pulls out a pack of ciggarettes "the little **** i'm gonna kill ehr when she gets home" the redhead pulls out a bag of weed "the little bitch i'm gonna kick her ass" teh blonde pulls out a condom out of her daughtters purse "WTF I DIDNT KNOW SHE HAD A PENIS!!!"
User avatar #58 - gwonam (06/18/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Is my iPod ******* up or is this just not loading?
#116 - mastuurcheefe **User deleted account** (06/18/2010) [-]
what a beast!!
#108 - Sherminator (06/18/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Holy crap that blond is smart!
User avatar #107 - Chibli (06/18/2010) [-]
wow, a smart blonde
#106 - CorruptOne **User deleted account** (06/18/2010) [-]
My only answer. "OH, **** !"
#104 - ikeelyou **User deleted account** (06/18/2010) [-]
Heard it before. :-(
User avatar #95 - ruacanobeef (06/18/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Wait... Was she... A smart blonde??? Okay, who the **** divided by zero?
#101 - funkiller **User deleted account** (06/18/2010) [+] (2 replies)
i am blonde FTW :D and i have straight A's
#89 - youmadengland **User deleted account** (06/18/2010) [-]
a blonde so dumb that she just might be smart....
User avatar #17 - waitwhoisthat (06/17/2010) [+] (1 reply)
False, a blonde could never think that up. I read this joke but it was with a lawyer and an engineer (that makes more sense)
User avatar #21 to #17 - LazerFish (06/17/2010) [-]
**** man, im a blonde
#150 - animalbullard **User deleted account** (06/18/2010) [-]
I was elected to lead, not to read.
User avatar #127 - IEpicWinGuyI (06/18/2010) [+] (4 replies)
I read the first bit and I thought the lawyer was the Jigsaw Killer from Saw lol
#100 - ScottishLion **User deleted account** (06/18/2010) [-]
lol the ad for the salon thingy ; looks like place holder!!
#7 - hellosarahx15 **User deleted account** (06/17/2010) [-]

Honestly, though, I lol'd. (:
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